Welcome To The Mothership

✨Enjoy the art and stay awhile ✨

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[monstersovka]

✶ PRIDE MONTH ✶

[monstersovka]

✶ PRIDE MONTH ✶

[civil-defense-system]

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

[3000s]

[galacticsabc]

only two books I've made so far.

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

the newest hit on my island

[stagbeetleboy]

Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

[stagbeetleboy]

This is Palpatine’s lightsaber btw. He duel wields.

[stagbeetleboy]

Actually it’s genius. It’s is a foolproof design if you don’t want to get caught with a lightsaber

*goes through chancellor’s desk drawers and finds this*

*slowly closes drawer and never mentions it*

[wolviecat]

If you see something…say nothing and drink to forget

[saul-tortellini]

It can't possibly be that blat-

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[dogpuppy]

[dramatic-dolphin]

who let biologists play dnd

[junkiepunkie]

I’m re-reading Twilight for the first time in years and I forgot that Charlie was pretty much ride or die for Carlisle at the beginning. The first thing we learn about Charlie is that he doesn’t talk much but then the second Bella mentions the Cullens not fitting in he’s straight up like

“those Cullens are fantastic people! And Dr Cullen is hot AND smart! Me- i mean the town, the town is lucky to have him.”

like ??? Charlie… did you fuck Carlisle Cullen?

[kissmebeforecourt]

[prozdvoices]

here's Chapter 7 of me reading Twilight to my wife, in this chapter, Bella talks to her BORING SCHOOL FRIENDS and there's NO EDWARD, it truly IS a NIGHTMARE, if you'd like to listen, my patreon is $5 a month

I Read Twilight Out Loud to My Wife: Chapter 7: Nightmare | SungWon Cho

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[yaldabaothadeez]

(sources: 1, 2, - ocatg on bsky)

[loosened-seams]

lobber try's fried ice cream