Þæs ofereode

Prosey, she/her. Horrid little fandom hopper. Currently obsessed with D20, Hadestown, and Next to Normal. MyArt Cutes Shop

[prose-n-scripts]

hey don't cry. springtime orphydice

[pawnyouoff]

casting went CRAZY with these two

[ina-gartens-weave]

video ive been thinking about for days

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[argonaughts]

the tagssssss

[goldenaltar]

#I want to see this concept but it’s butches who’ve never touched a concealer stick doing it for an effeminate man via @teacupsandcyanide

[megamindsupremacy]

Beautiful dash pull

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[lastoneout]

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

[lakevida]

being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[everythingfox]

[austimpowerz]

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[safaridays]

cranky because you can’t sleep with your tail curled around your body aren’t you

[captain-price-returns]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

[goth-queen]

[rodrickheffeley]

women stories matter

[haverst]

Felt this to my core