MUTANT KNIGHT

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you just can't seem to GET A BREAK M!A:Status: Tyrian!Karkat {{Independent Karkat RP!blog}} {{May get NSFW I will try to tag things, but I don't always remember.}}

[crabnoise-blog]

HELP ME.

[nubbyknight]

IT'S FUNNIER TO WATCH.

[crabnoise-blog]

WILL SOMEONE OTHER THAN MY KISMESIS EVER TALK TO ME? AM I FOREVER DOOMED TO A DAILY LIFE WHERE I’M BICKERING WITH THIS OVER SIZED MOTHER FUCKER ON A SHITTY BLOGGING SITE?

IT’S A MYSTERY.

[nubbyknight]

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

[crabnoise-blog]

WHICH ROOM ARE YOU IN DOLL? I WANNA LAY DOWN WITH YOU.

[nubbyknight]

BEDROOM.

THE WHOLE HOUSE IS FUCKING FREEZING, SAVE ME FROM AN ICY DEATH.

[crabnoise-blog]

:O

YEAH DOLL, I’M GOOD. JUST WATCHING CHAOS REIN ON MY DASH. 

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[nubbyknight]

YEAH, THAT SEEMS TO HAVE BECOME THE NORM NOW. I'VE GOTTEN USED TO IGNORING IT FOR THE MOST PART.

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[crabnoise-blog]

/:B

[nubbyknight]

ARE YOU OK?

[yolocorn-archive]

B(

[nubbyknight]

I GIVE UP. I FUCKING GIVE UP. WHAT WAS THE POINT IN EVEN TALKING TO YOU AT ALL, YOU'RE A BRICK WALL OF SHEER STUPIDITY, AND I DO NOT HAVE THE ENERGY TO PUT UP WITH YOU. I HATE YOU IN THE MOST PLATONIC SENSE, GO JUMP OFF A TALL BUILDING.  

[yolocorn-archive]

B(

[nubbyknight]

GO FUCK YOURSELF STRIDER.

[nubbyknight]

Does horn size match dong size?

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS A DONG?

[yolocorn-archive]

B(

[nubbyknight]

PISS OFF.

[r-epresent]

Send me (1) message about anything you would like to know about me.

[yolocorn-archive]

B(

[nubbyknight]

DON'T GIVE ME THAT STUPID OVER USED EMOTICON. YOU'RE A BAD PERSON AND YOU SHOULD FEEL ACCORDINGLY. 

[yolocorn-archive]

i didnt do much

[nubbyknight]

I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK. NOT ONE. JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

[yolocorn-archive]

unicorn isnt here right now please leave a message after the beep

[nubbyknight]

FUCK YOU.

JUST FUCK YOU IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE.

YOU ARE SUCH AN ANNOYING LITTLE PARASITE, AND I HONESTLY WISH YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING GROW UP AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. I SWEAR I AM GOING TO FUCKING HACK YOUR STUPID PASTEL SHIT SACK OF A BLOG AND MAKE SURE YOU FUCKING RUE THE DAY YOUR UNDER-DEVELOPED THINKPAN DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO FUCK WITH ME

[yolocorn-archive]

i have no clue what you mean

[nubbyknight]

I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU ARE ONLY HALF AS DUMB AS YOU LIKE TO PRETEND TO BE, SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

[nubbyknight]

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG BEFORE I RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT AND USE THEM TO SKIP ROPE.

[yolocorn-archive]

im not on your blog tho

[nubbyknight]

STAY THE FUCK OFF IT YOU PINK HAIRED BAFOON.

[nubbyknight]

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG BEFORE I RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT AND USE THEM TO SKIP ROPE.

[nubbyknight]

BULGE BREATH.