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#𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 . ⸻ 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔩 . ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ꜰᴇᴇʟ уᴏᴜʀ ᴩʀᴇꜱᴄᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢꜱᴛ ᴜꜱ уᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ʜɪᴅᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇꜱꜱ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ уᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴏᴜʟ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ уᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ꜱᴏ

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ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ yᴏᴜ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟᴏꜱᴛ? ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ yᴏᴜ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ?

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          ok, this is the last one. i won’t post more until i’m done with my drafts & memes.

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         had to do a lot of editing for this one lol but i shouldn’t have. there was a dog in the background, and it made me think of Sam with Guster. anyway, i digress. enjoy a little mcr.

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i’ve fallen into a new addiction. now you’ll have a few of these on your dash. you’re welcome.

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                random Sam edit for Hayden’s birthday!   -   a lovely boy, a good boy.

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     An ever subtle reminder that Sam took piano lessons as a kid for about two years, from ages six to eight, until he decided to rebel against it and hasn’t really played since (by default, he’s sixteen). However, if he’s ever alone in the house, semi-sober, he’ll more than likely toy around with the keys and play a little bit to himself. This would be one of his best attempts, the quality of his playing, of course (as rare as they are, because he will avoid even looking at the piano they have at home), varies depending on how clean and conscious he is at the time.

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   a small reminder that Sam is an upper middle class, sheltered, suburb boy, despite the shit he’s into (or gets himself into), or the “edgy look”. this kid knows the difference between a wardrobe, a dresser, a chifferobe & an armoire, and he will use the appropriate wording for each, offhandedly, in everyday conversation.

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                    CRIME  BASED  SENTENCE   PROMPTS  .

             A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF COMMITTED CRIMES PROMPTS,                TRIGGERS MAY APPLY; BLOOD, MURDER, ETC.                  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

 i.       murder.

❛     what  have  you  done?     ❜

❛     what  did  you  do?   ❜

❛     you’re   going  to  prison  for  murder.    ❜

❛     how  do  you  plan  to  get  away  with  this  one?   ❜

❛    i’m  not  helping  you  do  anything!   ❜

❛     i  can’t  believe  we  just  killed   someone.      ❜

❛    why  did  you  tell  me  you  did   this!    ❜

❛     do  you  really  think  you  can  outrun  this?     ❜

❛     we  just  committed  a  murder,  don’t  tell  me  to  calm  down!     ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  down  for  this.      ❜

❛     what–   is  that  what  it  looks  like  ..  please  tell  me  it’s  not.    ❜

❛     you  really  did  this,  didn’t  you?    ❜

❛     you  really  think  i’m  going  to  help  you  move  a  dead  body?   ❜

❛     you’re  telling  me  you  didn’t  do  this?   ❜

❛     i’m  going  to  be  sick,  oh  my–  i  can’t.    ❜

❛     why  did  you  do  this?   ❜

❛     you   can’t  get  away  with  murder!   ❜

❛     you  said  we  were  going  to   scare   him/her/them,  not  kill  him/her/them!   ❜

 ii.       theft.

❛     hey,   did  you  steal  that  from  me?   looks  familiar.     ❜

❛     you  want  me  to  help  you  rob  someone?   ❜

❛     i  am  not  going  to  help  you  rob  someone.    ❜

❛     i’m  pretty  sure  that’s  stealing.   ❜

❛     you  stole  from  me!   ❜

❛     the  only  thing  i  steal  is  hearts.      ❜

❛     give  it  back!    ❜

❛     are  we  seriously  stealing  right  now?     ❜

❛     you  have  a  serious  sticky  finger  problem.    ❜

❛     you  can’t  just  go  around  and  steal  from  people.      ❜

❛     why  did  you  take  it?     ❜

❛     you  know  you’re  going  to  get  caught,  right?    ❜

❛     you  want  me  steal?   why  can’t  you  do  it?   ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  steal  for  you.     ❜

❛     you   are   a   thief!     ❜

❛     why  are  you  robbing  these  people?   ❜

❛     you  tried  to  steal  from  me!   ❜

❛     i   didn’t   steal   it!  ❜

 iii.       arson.

❛     you   didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson.     ❜

❛      arson  is  a  crime.     ❜

❛     they’ll  know  it   was  an  arson.    ❜

❛     you  didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson,  did  you?   ❜

❛    you  set  it  on  fire!   ❜

❛     i  can’t  believe  you  want  to  burn  it  down.      ❜

❛    put  the  matches  down!    ❜

❛     why  you  would  you  tell  me  you  committed  arson?     ❜

❛     i  didn’t  have  anything  to  do  with  that  arson.    ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  help  you  commit  arson.      ❜

❛     you  didn’t  really  burn  it  down,  did  you?     ❜

❛     what  if  there  would  have  been  people  inside?    ❜

❛     you  didn’t  think,  you  just  did  it?   ❜

❛     you  can’t  just  burn  the  place  down.     ❜

❛     please  don’t  do  this! ❜

❛     why  do  you  want  to  burn  it  for?   ❜

❛     you  really  did  it?   i  didn’t  think  you’d  really  do  it!    ❜

❛     you  aren’t  being  serious,  right?   they’ll   know   we  did   it.    ❜

 iv.       fraud.

❛     you  stole  my  identity?     ❜

❛      you   stole   someone’s   identity?   ❜

❛      i’m   pretty  sure  that’s  fraud.    ❜

❛      you  can’t  just  forge  a  signature.     ❜

❛      i’m  just  going  to  forge  their  signature.   ❜

❛      you  aren’t  allowed  to  sign   someone   else’s  name.      ❜

❛     you  signed  my  name  for  me?   ❜

❛     why  would  you  sign  my  name?     ❜

❛     that’s  illegal,  you  can’t  sign  for  anyone’s  name.    ❜

❛     you’re  using  someone’s  social  security.      ❜

❛     you  stole  someone’s  social  security?     ❜

❛     how  are  you  not  in  jail  for   fraud?    ❜

❛     you  do   know  that’s  fraud,  right?   ❜

❛     it’s  not  okay  to  forge  my  signature  without  asking  me.     ❜

❛     you  lied  about  you  are! ❜

❛     you  gave  the  police  a  wrong  name?   ❜

❛     i  didn’t  mean  to  sign  your  name.   ❜

❛     do  you  think  they  have  finally  caught  on  to  you?     ❜

 v.       truancy.

❛     you   really   need  to  go  to  school.     ❜

❛      why  don’t  you  want  to  go  to  school?     ❜

❛      you  can’t  keep  missing  school.    ❜

❛      we  got  a  truancy  letter  in  the  mail  today.   ❜

❛     you  have  a  court  date  for  missing  school!   ❜

❛      please,  just  go  to  school,  before  you  end  up   in  jail.      ❜

❛     you  will  go  jail  if  you  keep  missing!    ❜

❛     why  aren’t   you  ever  at   school?     ❜

❛     it’s  either  school   or   jail.    ❜

❛     i’m  being  convicted  of  truancy.      ❜

❛     they  are  trying  to  lock  you  up  for  missing  school?     ❜

❛     why  should  i  go  to  school?    ❜

❛     you  want  to  go  to  jail?   ❜

❛     come  on,  just  a  few  more  years  and  it’s  history.   ❜

❛     get  to  school  now! ❜

❛     what  does  being   truant  ever  mean?   ❜

❛     i’m  sorry,  you’re  what,  a  truant?   ❜

vi.       vandalism.

❛     pretty  sure  this  is  vandalism.     ❜

❛      can  you  even  really  get  into  trouble  for  painting  a  wall?     ❜

❛      it’s  just  a  little  graffiti.  ❜

❛      you  broke  someone’s  property,  that’s  okay.    ❜

❛     you  can’t  go  onto  someones  property  and  break  things!   ❜

❛      i  don’t  want  to  do  this  anymore!      ❜

❛      don’t  tell  me  to  calm  down!  we  just  got  caught  on  camera!    ❜

❛     you  took  a  baseball  bat  to  someone’s  home?     ❜

❛     i’m  not   going  to  ruin  someone’s  property.   ❜

❛     they  know  it   was  you.      ❜

❛     you  spray  painted  the  side  of  that  building?   ❜

❛     you  want  to  graffiti  with  me  later?    ❜

❛     did  you  ever  get  in  trouble  for  vandalism?   ❜

❛     i’m  not  going  to  vandalize  someone’s  house.  ❜

❛     hurry!   someone’s  coming!   ❜

❛    you  know  there  are  camera’s  up  everywhere?   ❜

❛     are  you  crazy?  they  have  camera’s!   ❜

vii.       trespassing.

❛     hey,  i’m  pretty  sure  this  is  trespassing.     ❜

❛      you  want  to  go  over  there?     ❜

❛     you  want  to  climb  the  fence  and  go  over  there? ❜

❛      what  are  we  doing  here  anyway.    ❜

❛      you’re  trespassing!   ❜

❛     i  am  not  trespassing  and  breaking  and  entering.    ❜

❛      that’s  breaking  and  entering!    ❜

❛     first,  trespassing.  now  breaking  and  entering?     ❜

❛     i  am  not  going  to  trespass.  ❜

❛     stop  right  there!   what  are  you  doing  trespassing  onto  my  property!     ❜

❛     you  think  someone  is  trespassing?  ❜

❛     you  are  trespassing!   ❜

❛     i’m  not  getting  in  trouble  for  trespassing.   ❜

❛     i’m  not  trespassing,  i   live  here.   ❜

❛     what  are  you  doing  trespassing?   ❜

❛    you  can’t  go  around  and  trespass.  ❜

❛     trust  me,  i’m  not  going  to  get  caught.   ❜

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   “ I feel like waterboarding        is more up Bush’s alley. ”

   Would be interesting to try out on someone. Alas, she can’t, she has some morals. Plus if their carry goes south the man will be busted up anyways. She’s curious if her partner in crime has OxiClean. Or any cleaning supplies for that matter.

   “ Okay,        get him in a human crutch.        You handle the left arm, I’ll get the right.        If he vomits, just keep going.        Drop him and he’ll be completely covered in it. ”

               “Now there’s a picture.”

                       Yet clammy and warm                           found her Gross button.

        How did they end up here? How Sam usually found himself in these less-than-desirable situations, by allowing himself to be guided by others. Admittedly, this could have been avoided. Not the guy with potential project-a-bility, he was doomed, but Sam’s involvement. Had he stayed home. Maybe hers, too.

                 “Remind me to never get blackout-wasted around you.”

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