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💜🗡 bisexual, 23, she/her

[humansof]

30+ Dark Posts About Goth Life To Celebrate World Goth Day

Have you ever listened to The Cure? Do you love wearing black lipstick? Are vampires something you aspire to be? Then you're in luck! This is the post for

[musings-from-an-elder-goth]

Happy World Goth Day! Be sure to take your werewolf for a walk and give your bat extra kisses!

[nucklecrunch]

Taking a 3 week hiatus

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me: The earth isn’t flat!

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me: The earth isn’t flat!

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

[that-house]

A story in two parts

[vampireprincess1959]

🦇

[funnytwittertweets]

[deepestfriendgoophero]

Gentle reminder here that there are elder queers out there. Real elders, people in their 80s and 90s who survived, who are here. You can get there, old age does exist for us.

I know an old lesbian couple who have been married since the moment they legalized it. One woman can hardly walk anymore but she loves Hallmark ornaments, so her wife supports her against her walker during Christmas so she can look at them more easily.

I know a transgender man who started transitioning only 10 years ago at 60, and he's brilliant and funny and brings his grandchildren by to get sweets.

I know an asexual woman who, beamed and told me she absolutely loved not having a husband, and that she "never once regretted not getting married. I never felt that way about anybody! Why force it?" She lives with her parrot and loves salsa dancing.

Our elders exist. So many of us have been wiped out and erased on purpose, but we're here. And that means you can get there. When you're old and grey, when you're retired and done, there will be people who will love you and will care for you.

[boyholes]

white boy please do NOT bust it down sexual style

[theconcealedweapon]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's lovechild and they brought me to different train stations but we accidentally made the government ban weed because we kept eating edibles. We found a mysterious package under the train seats.

[web1995]

[nucklecrunch]

Anyone else catch how they played siouxsie and the banshees at the ending credits of stranger things season 4 finale? Just me?

[whitepeopletwitter]

I don’t want to feel addressed

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was a hamster with magic powers and I needed to solve global warming, but there was a wizard trying to steal my powers and Joe Biden was the wizard.