my friend gave me custom fridge magnets for christmas and i am using them the way God intended

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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my friend gave me custom fridge magnets for christmas and i am using them the way God intended
gay person with an ass call that a fruitcake
hooking up with your friend who gave you a stick-and-poke call that tit for tat
when you do shrooms for the first time and have someone more experienced there to guide you. call that trip advisor
uncle that isn't afraid to go down on his wife call that an anteater
ice caps breaking off into the sea call that bipolar disorder
being held in contempt of court call that mock trial
when you reconnect with an old friend and you find out you're both obsessed with the same species of fly 👌😩🤪
reverse lesbian manicure. getting my nails done but just the third and fourth ones. i know the sapphic code and i am using it as a THREAT
My kid is talking to me, explaining how the winners are shown in the game he’s playing, and he’s like so they all fly up into the air and first the player in fourth place comes back down to earth and then the player in third place comes down and then the person in second, but the FIRST place winner keeps going into space into a black hole where of course they turn into a noodle.
I was like noodle? Do you think you turn into a noodle when you go into a black hole? And with the confidence of a child, he goes of course, that’s what my primo told me.
Bud…..I hate to say it, but your cousin LOVES fucking with you, but also nobody knows what happens in black holes so maybe you do turn into a noodle for all I know.
ooh ooh ooh me me me!! ok so! you don’t literally turn into a noodle in a black hole BUT the gravitational force is so immense that there would be a noticeable difference in the pull exerted on different parts of your body, i.e. the parts of you that are closest to the singularity (the center of the black hole) would be pulled more strongly than the further parts of you, resulting in your body being stretched longer and thinner, almost like a noodle! in fact, so much like a noodle that the actual, real life scientific term for this phenomenon is called “spaghettification”!!! this could, of course, still be a case of Kids Making Shit Up, but it could also be that your kid’s cousin has an interest in at least one aspect of astrophysics?
Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.
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the reelification of instagram is something that is so so sad to me. if i wanted tiktok i would have downloaded tiktok. give me TEXT or PICTURES but NO MOTION. STOP MOVING
me personally. if you’re gonna do a production of any musical on broadway and have eva noblezada on at any point, you’re morally obligated to do a cast recording of the version of the production that she’s on for
had a dream i met chance the rapper and told him i’m a huge fan of his work in despicable me 3
“I’m gay” “I’m straight” “I’m trans”
Ok and I’m alive??? I’m alive??? I am so alive??? And I feed on the fear that’s behind your eyes??? And I need you to need me it’s no surprise??? I’m alive??? So alive??? I’m alive???
ok but the thing is that "hurt" is an adjective, verb, and noun. so the linguistic poeticism is still there, albeit in a slightly different way. yes, "hurt" as a description of a person's state holds true across tenses because it is indeed an adjective, but the fact remains that it's a lexicologically interesting word! personally, what i find really neat is that "hurt" is both an intransitive verb used for the person being wounded and a transitive verb for the act of wounding someone. it's an intriguing concept to think of pain as something that draws connections between people. something that weaves together victim and perpetrator in some inseparable way. that you can't hurt someone without it changing you as well. idk what exactly that says about pain as a human experience, and it's a lot of using imagination and metaphor to extract and extend meaning from language, but it's still fascinating!
sure, i'll say it. no nut november is just secular lent