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my friend gave me custom fridge magnets for christmas and i am using them the way God intended

#despicable me 3 #balthazar bratt #druthazar #my? words #poetry #poem #fridge magnet poetry

gay person with an ass call that a fruitcake

hooking up with your friend who gave you a stick-and-poke call that tit for tat

when you do shrooms for the first time and have someone more experienced there to guide you. call that trip advisor

uncle that isn't afraid to go down on his wife call that an anteater

ice caps breaking off into the sea call that bipolar disorder

being held in contempt of court call that mock trial

when you reconnect with an old friend and you find out you're both obsessed with the same species of fly 👌😩🤪

#calliphora vomitoria my beloved

reverse lesbian manicure. getting my nails done but just the third and fourth ones. i know the sapphic code and i am using it as a THREAT

#homophobia

bilboyagathechickenfootedhobbit

My kid is talking to me, explaining how the winners are shown in the game he’s playing, and he’s like so they all fly up into the air and first the player in fourth place comes back down to earth and then the player in third place comes down and then the person in second, but the FIRST place winner keeps going into space into a black hole where of course they turn into a noodle.

I was like noodle? Do you think you turn into a noodle when you go into a black hole? And with the confidence of a child, he goes of course, that’s what my primo told me.

Bud…..I hate to say it, but your cousin LOVES fucking with you, but also nobody knows what happens in black holes so maybe you do turn into a noodle for all I know.

nuclear-lasagna

ooh ooh ooh me me me!! ok so! you don’t literally turn into a noodle in a black hole BUT the gravitational force is so immense that there would be a noticeable difference in the pull exerted on different parts of your body, i.e. the parts of you that are closest to the singularity (the center of the black hole) would be pulled more strongly than the further parts of you, resulting in your body being stretched longer and thinner, almost like a noodle! in fact, so much like a noodle that the actual, real life scientific term for this phenomenon is called “spaghettification”!!! this could, of course, still be a case of Kids Making Shit Up, but it could also be that your kid’s cousin has an interest in at least one aspect of astrophysics?

#spaghettification!!!

azure-again

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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tips

the reelification of instagram is something that is so so sad to me. if i wanted tiktok i would have downloaded tiktok. give me TEXT or PICTURES but NO MOTION. STOP MOVING

#very often moving or sounding is too much for my brain #and it used to be enough to just avoid the video tab #but now even the plain images are converted into static videos #and then when you scroll you’re in Videoland

last-honey

me personally. if you’re gonna do a production of any musical on broadway and have eva noblezada on at any point, you’re morally obligated to do a cast recording of the version of the production that she’s on for

had a dream i met chance the rapper and told him i’m a huge fan of his work in despicable me 3

#despicable me 3 #balthazar bratt

alex-sondheimsversion

“I’m gay” “I’m straight” “I’m trans”

Ok and I’m alive??? I’m alive??? I am so alive??? And I feed on the fear that’s behind your eyes??? And I need you to need me it’s no surprise??? I’m alive??? So alive??? I’m alive???

ok but the thing is that "hurt" is an adjective, verb, and noun. so the linguistic poeticism is still there, albeit in a slightly different way. yes, "hurt" as a description of a person's state holds true across tenses because it is indeed an adjective, but the fact remains that it's a lexicologically interesting word! personally, what i find really neat is that "hurt" is both an intransitive verb used for the person being wounded and a transitive verb for the act of wounding someone. it's an intriguing concept to think of pain as something that draws connections between people. something that weaves together victim and perpetrator in some inseparable way. that you can't hurt someone without it changing you as well. idk what exactly that says about pain as a human experience, and it's a lot of using imagination and metaphor to extract and extend meaning from language, but it's still fascinating!

#also hot take the culture of dunking on people for notes is a toxic part of this website #and the whole internet in general tbh #like #of course people make mistakes. not everyone has spent hours researching linguistics #that doesn't make them stupid #your knowledgeability of grammar doesn't make you intellectually superior #your pretentiousness about it actually just makes you mean #op was just excited about the idea that even words capture the lasting nature of pain #you don't need to belittle them and stomp on their joy just because they made a syntactical error #you can tell people they're mistaken without being a dick about it #and i LOVE linguistics and connecting with other language nerds getting overly excited about the magic of words #but having that as an interest doesn't make me inherently better than other people #i'm not god's prettiest little princess just because i get excited about lexicology more than the average person #just. people should be able to not know everything about a topic and not be ridiculed for it #horribly cheesy middle school posters were RIGHT bullying isn't as cool as you think it is #ok this post about yay words has turned into an overarching critique of the lack of human empathy and grace #time for me to shut up

sure, i'll say it. no nut november is just secular lent

#discourse

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