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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
Keni
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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wallacepolsom
ojovivo
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
RMH
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@nuclearnokia
HIGHLY recommended putting a pillow in the backseat of your car because today i took a 45 minute long nap during my lunch break. when i returned i learned my boss had been running around all lunch looking for me to ask me a work question and i had inadvertently avoided All That by being unconscious in the parking lot #winning
I've got a crush on you 💘
patreon // buy prints here
Listening to music with your gf is such a cute feeling <3
I like making playlists for me and my gf for when we're snuggling <3
I'll be slowly uploading my art here too from now on hehe SUMMER TIME ☀️🌊
YEESSSSS omg i saw this and then i lost it and now ive found it again REBLOGGED IMMEDIATELY
Get loved idiot. 🫧
my live reaction to this moment
"are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?"
"we're not!"
😙!!
Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.
I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:
this tweet has been fucking killing me
WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN
"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny
Catalina Cheng, “YOU ARE GAY AND CHINESE”
these horses are lesbians from the same artist!!!!!
Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.
#myshane couldn’t give less of a fuck about queer culture he just likes dick in his ass and he loves a Man. If you asked him about Stonewall he’d think it was the name of a tech startup.
#myilya is a fag and he loves it. him and harris watch queer movies once a month with Harris’ mom and they drink margaritas with little umbrellas in them.
shane:
Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)
But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.
And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.
And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"
a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”
a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”
“no” the professor replied.
“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”
“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.
“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”
the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded
“shadow the hedgehog” said the student
