You're someone to me

Trajektoria | Asexual | Polish | Prospective Writer So many fandoms, so little time. Currently obsessed with The Charlatan and The Pathfinder making out in a cave. If Bioware won't love Andromeda I will.

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[yms1]

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[iiumz]

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[petvampire]

somewhere out there is a universe where occtis tachonis and demodus blix exist as roommates in a buddy comedy about wizard college shenanigans

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[goth-queen]

[katestewartt]

Artist- Vanessa Stockard

[fairycosmos]

sometimes i just want to shake women who exhaust themselves for the men in their lives like. they would never do that shit for youuuu. they dont even defend you to their friends when youre not around. they would never do that shit for youuuuuuuuu

[goth-queen]

[sceptixfakemon]

the parade

prints here!!!

[sawed-on-shotgun]

really spectacular

[monidoll]

instant loss 2koma

[starlightinthetunnel]

[allthingseurope]

Poznan, Poland

[anxietyproblem]