You're someone to me

Trajektoria | Asexual | Polish | Prospective Writer So many fandoms, so little time. Currently obsessed with The Charlatan and The Pathfinder making out in a cave. If Bioware won't love Andromeda I will.

[lesbianshepard]

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[localwarlockunion]

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

[localwarlockunion]

I see I've released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we're all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[80slesbiab]

[laughconfetti]

thank you The Beatles

[idnkycmnbsesictoau]

That’s Queen but yes thank you!

[sovietshopaholic]

[ID: a picture of the four members of the band Fleetwood Mac pointing at the camera. It’s subtitled “You’re GAY!” /End ID]

[flareguncalamity]

[ID: It’s ABBA. its fucking ABBA. /End ID]

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[omar-little]

ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely

[omar-little]

this time we're really gonna do it guys. I believe in all 4000 of us

[small-sketch]

💕🪲FLIPBUG STICKERS ARE HERE!🪲💕

I’m so excited about these it’s crazy. I wanted to wait to post them till I got the physical copies, but some of you who have watched the youtube vid I made for the My Neighbor Janice Youtube channel will have already seen these! They’re up now on my Etsy! Link HERE! ⭐️

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[cosmosarcana]

if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

[maria-ruta]

Help

[atlas-prime]

[rainbowgaez]

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

[rainbowgaez]

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

[nbpsiioniic]

the Grey Wardens in Origins are like

[i-post-hilarious-shit]

[fairycosmos]

generational tweet

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://money.com/federal-minimum-wage-vs-ground-beef-cost/

A Pound of Ground Beef Now Costs More Than the Federal Minimum Wage

The typical American consumes nearly 60 pounds of beef each year. Widely available and easy to prepare, ground beef serves as a grocery main

[pancakeke]

this counts as using hamburgers to explain the economy

[hotvampireadjacent]

(Takes my cowboy hat off and stomps on it)

[pancakeke]

BLUB GLUB GLUB DROWNING ME

[hotvampireadjacent]

And I’ll do it again

[pancakeke]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hi that was a really good tag. Unfortunately you’re also going underwater

[dogandcatcomics]

I am a big fan of the work of Okamoto Hajime.