If easily offended, go suck eggs. [36yrs old]

[reanimateobjects]

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

[bebx]

And may your pets always stay healthy ♡

[regardo1975]

...thanks bro

[fortune-of-koumei]

This is not a want but a need!

[mammalianmammals]

Yellow-footed Antechinus aka Mardo (Antechinus flavipes), family Dasyuridae, order Daasyuromorphia, VIC, Australia

The males die after their first mating season.

Though they are marsupials, the females do not have pouches.

photographs by Brian Houlihan

[nibbles-the-bnuy]

This is NibNub Airlines ready for takeoff ✈️

[girl-pets-interrupted]

Daddy is putting on a show for his friends ... his submissive young girl pet ... draped over his lap ... gets its little bare bottom thoroughly reddened with his wooden hairbrush ... while his friends enjoy the show 💯🍅

[crevicedwelling]

flatid planthopper nymph, Singapore. hemipterans (true bugs) like these have mastered the art of covering oneself in weird waxy filaments, which are shed along with their last juvenile molt, revealing a sleek, gossamer-winged adult

[ghostlystarwanderer]

@mariiiibug @wyvchard @eight-cats-in-a-box @thelittlehorrorshite

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[lanajumpropecupcakequeen]

I love Draco Malfoy

[tyrantts]

Ginger Snaps (2000)

[scarletbottoms]

Beat.

Her.

Butt.

[oliviaasks]

The belt.

[scarletbottoms]

As promised, first thing in the morning and she's getting her bum whacked.

[scarletbottoms]

When he heard, that distinct snapping sound, followed by his stepsister's squeals, Henry ran to the steps to witness her shame from above.

[scarletbottoms]

Tucked in with the spoon.