What If A Dog Was A Guy?

Mark 27 He/him PFP by: @soft--dogs

[aviandaleks]

Meowdy all

This is Mark, previously known as @transgender-scout. I got nuked for telling a blazed post shilling ai to fuck off lmao.

#mark barks: posts made by meeee :3

#awooo'd and answered: answered ask questions

@avi--arts: my art blog! I reblog my art here sometimes but following that blog will be a lot more consistent

Here's the link to the full Maximum Ride series, graphic novels, and movie! :D

[tailybones]

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[elgrajaz]

[onewithmachine]

[pissvortex]

Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it "Black Cow"

Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure

[goflowolfog]

[oh-no-its-bird]

Pilot dropped his water bottle underneath the console and it got stuck behind the peddles; They were talking to maintenance and asking them for a giant stick to try and poke it out from under there because obviously, that's a HUGE safety hazard. I finally bullied my way into the cockpit insisting I was small enough to try and just grab it and managed to wiggle under and get it in like 5 seconds flat.

They looked at me in pure awe. I have never felt more powerful.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Artistic rendition

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say

[negativepleasure-deactivated201]

[archivearchangelica]

The office, 2011

[circumgutter]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The Magnanimous Airplane

[kawuli]

well, the ears dropped

[disturbingsubject]

showering right now #yepimclean #girl

[dogpuppy]

[faithmitchells]

hnweek26: day four - favorite dynamic emerald and oj haywood nope (2022) dir. jordan peele

[ferrisraccoon]

Aximili-EsgarRaccoon-Isthill - a piece for the Animorphs30 Zine uwu

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i love being told everything btw. if i love you and youre talking to me not a single detail is too much. youll never overestimate how much of the fabric of your day to day i want to hold in my hands and know the model and make of. im Everything Matters girl and everything matters to me