Nude Beach Basics

Rules and Ettiquette. (18+)

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(you would be welcome to remove those yellow swimtrunks so nearby observers can get a full, total view of your male reproductive organs. Put them on display for us, sir!)

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Wearing a speedo at a "clothing optional" public beach.

-77,000,691.12 POINTS!!!! 😖

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Taking a two hour nap at a nude beach while any passer by can take a long look at your manhood (or take pictures) while you snore:

+800 POINTS!

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Hot guys at a nude beach! Automatic one million points, but seriously...

Standing there posing for a cellphone pic with two big penises hanging is:

50,000,00 POINTS!!

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Walking around a nude beach in broad daylight completely ripped and something huge between your legs scores so many points it's off the chart:

1010001100/100000110/1010010 POINTS!

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That wearing of a "I don't give a FUCK" face the whole time you're walking around a nude beach with your big penis hanging center:

+7,012 POINTS!

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Nice looking guy at the nude beach.

Cool.

Naked.

+1 POINT

Big penis.

+505950 POINTS

👍👍👍👍👍

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"sup, bro?"

NO SWIMTRUNKS!

[phone] POINTS!!!

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Forgot to pack a cooler. Forgot to bring a magazine. Or snacks. Or a towel.

BUT GUESS WHAT? HE ALSO FORGOT A PAIR OF TRUNKS!! WHO CARES???

1000007 POINTS!

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As you can see by looking at this man, simply no speedo is required.

#Truth!

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DUDE--

Take that thing OFF.

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Drop the speedo, buddy!

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When you look like this, not even a speedo is necessary.

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"'Sup, Bro?"

[nudebeachlife]

Hell yeah.