Nudge stuff

33 they/them, asexual/quoiromantic I got a Tumblr account years ago and now I can't leave

[oneheadtoanother]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[nikkiitalks]

Grey Wolf taking a roll call and gretting responses from seemingly the entire forest.

Sound on.

[tearlessrain]

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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[absurdcrow-deactivated20251107]

CURRENTLY SOBBING. OK SOO, RIPLEY IS GAY?!!

and lambert is actually trans?? 😭😭

[not-in-absentia-deactivated2023]

I had to check, it does also appear on screen

[necromanticalscience]

There's a better shot of it in Aliens, right at the start when they're listing the Nostromo crew memebrs!

Also I read that there are deleted scenes of Ripley and Lambert arguing and being more overtly in a relationship. Ever since I learned that it's been my favorite ship.

[gamebird]

Oh neat, I didn't know this!

(I'd heard the bit about the role being originally written for a man and they cast a woman, which explained many things.)

[seeingteacupsindragons]

Little life advice:

Everyone who says not to set your stove clock or microwave clock because you won't use them and don't look at them anyway is lying.

Set them.

Because sometimes, you will come come from a week away when no one was in your home, and see the stove and microwave clocks blinking and go, "Oh shit, the power went out while I was gone, even though it's clearly back, which means every single thing in my fridge and freezer might have gotten room temperature and refrozen, and will give me food poisoning."

And it will be the only indication whatsoever not to eat it.

Anyway, just got back from the grocery store, but at least I don't have botulism.

[pengychan]

I know this is a 'better safe than sorry' kind of scenario, but if you like me live in a place where power often goes off for a few minutes due to power grid failures in summer with all the A/C units going in the neighborhood, it's not going to help.

Put a glass full of water in the freezer. I use a shot glass to save space. Once the water is frozen, put a coin on top.

If when you're back the coin is under the ice, you know your shit has defrosted and should be thrown out.

[maidslime]

I find it pretty fascinating that thousands of trans women on hrt for years have attested they have monthly symptoms like those caused by periods, but tme people will argue it's all made up and impossible. Like. Thousands. People that don't know each other, that come from completely different parts of the world, will say the same thing happens to them. To deny the reality of it is to be in denial.

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[fagcrisis]

whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[cantotallyeven]

Chihuahuas Georg

[sweaterkittensahoy]

While not factually true, absolutely the hope of every fucking Chihuahua if you look at their person wrong.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

I think the harm of denying people the right to control their own bodies is so, so much worse than the risk of people regretting the decisions they make. Regretting something you decided to do is a much healthier pain than the pain of regretting that you didn't get to have a choice.

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[lowpawly]

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

[chrissyjoshys]

[rainyydoves]

[agriocnemis]

[rainyydoves]

[butchifiedcatfish]

Oh wow! what a beaut! Time to reel her in!

[lowpawly]

What Are You Doinf To My Poast

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[egberts]

the hand bones connected to the hand bone

the hand bones connected to the hand bone

the hand bones connected to the hand bone

the hands got a lot of bones