don't you need me, oh baby boy?

'cause i'm so happy without your noise sitka | adult | multi-fandom blog

[halondrus]

[nuka-dark]

tfw ur reading an x reader fic and it suddenly mentions you the reader having a penis

[nuka-dark]

tomodachi life is a wonderful game i couldn't get any of my miis to pair up until i offered the game yuri which it accepted instantly and finally let the pairing i was going for get together

[velvetcloak]

Brooch by Marcus & Co., 1900. The Newark Museum of Art.

[thelaurenshippen]

they're saying you actually need to open the document and write words in order to have something written...pls someone tell me that isn't true

[nuka-dark]

I do nawwtt kiss the vampire twink i do nawwwtt

yea u do i saw it

in dms you're all "ooouu i wuv astarion i wuv kissing that vampire twink i will post so many astarions to my tumblr to show my devotion"

i know the truth

[nuka-dark]

Redrew an old piece of my sona pondering her orb :] I think it came out pretty cool!

2019 version under the cut:

[regegade]

@wtftaylr is an EVIL EVIL EVIL person who FORCED me to make a tav to romance Astarion because i have a DEEP distain for him and i toooootally didn't think the bit was funny enough to do it.

This is now my absolute babygirl Neffy

[important-animal-images]

[epiphainie]

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

[ehlihr]

coming up with aus for your own ocs is so funny like yeah these are my guys i made up but in a different circumstance. yeah no i also made that circumstance up

[fraktural]

hairy man’s naked body

reblog if you agree

[effemimaniac]

Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

[wizardshark]

Yes master card.

Sorry master card.

[regegade]

Art Fight Revenge!!!!

Midas Touch belongs to @nuka-dark

[maroolynns]

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

[regegade]

Rock Candy Cookie (Technically Pop Rock Candy Cookie but like... no copyright shit) Pronouns: They/She

So I kinda got into Cookie Run Kingdom a bit... and more specifically got WAY too into Shadow Milk Cookie so uh yeah minor self insert just just to make shitposts with the two of them together because holy fuck that cookie overtook my life They are lowkey based off my my cookie bc she a cutie but also i want to make more outfits for them and more unhinged art so stay tuned

Genuinely what the fuck what the fuck why am i down bad he's so fruity and extra he like me fr fr holy FUCK

[pukicho]

I eat animals because they deserve it