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Heyyyyyyy, when I go in to get my ID forms doneeeeee can you pick me up afterwaaaaaards? Apparently their expert’s gonna drain me or sooooomethingggggg
fine
Thaaaaaaanks! I was gonna go todayyyyy so I can get more moon without waaaaaitinggg, does that work for youuuuu?
how did it go with vito
I got the loaaaaaaaan, and the lawyer staaaaarted going over things with meeeee, but I have to get an ID before I can make a businessssssss. There’s a non-human ID I can getttt, but the paperwork seems looooong and borriiinngggggg
Good luck with that. Ennis had to do that and came back totally wiped out. They weren’t too hard on Violetta when I had to get hers cause she’s just a baby even if she is a changeling, but the paperwork was about a million miles long.
Ohhhh, how bad is “totally wiped outtttt”? The full moon juuuuuust passed, should I try to do it todayyyy? Get it as close to full as I caaaaan without waiting a whole moooooonth? Or do I need more than thatttttt?
Mitch had to carry her up the stairs and she was exhausted for DAYS. Although to be fair the first few of those days were spent tryin’ to figure out what even worked to give her energy at all. You probably don’t have that problem.
Augh, just gonna suggest it cause it sucked pretty bad & I’d feel bad letting someone else go through that if they don’t have to, but the guy they have there does not give a shit about the people that come in, non-human or not. I don’t think being put through the wringer has to be a requirement to find out how strong or dangerous you are, like, someone’s gotta have another way than that I think. So like, if you can find another, different nightmare expert to go with you for the exception form I think it’d be way way better. At least try looking up if other people exist online for a bit at least. I’m pretty sure literally basically anyone you can pay to show up would be so so much better.
Ohhhhh, I don’t really have extraaaaaa money to spend on anotherrr expert. Especially if the guy they have is freeeeeeee. I’ll ask Amanda if she can pick me uppppp thoughhh
how did it go with vito
I got the loaaaaaaaan, and the lawyer staaaaarted going over things with meeeee, but I have to get an ID before I can make a businessssssss. There’s a non-human ID I can getttt, but the paperwork seems looooong and borriiinngggggg
Good luck with that. Ennis had to do that and came back totally wiped out. They weren’t too hard on Violetta when I had to get hers cause she’s just a baby even if she is a changeling, but the paperwork was about a million miles long.
Ohhhh, how bad is “totally wiped outtttt”? The full moon juuuuuust passed, should I try to do it todayyyy? Get it as close to full as I caaaaan without waiting a whole moooooonth? Or do I need more than thatttttt?
how did it go with vito
I got the loaaaaaaaan, and the lawyer staaaaarted going over things with meeeee, but I have to get an ID before I can make a businessssssss. There’s a non-human ID I can getttt, but the paperwork seems looooong and borriiinngggggg
Hey, not a loan remember? Leaseback. Strictly legal.
Yeahhhh, that’s the wordddd. I forgot what it was calllllledddd, but either wayyyyy it went alrightttt :}
how did it go with vito
I got the loaaaaaaaan, and the lawyer staaaaarted going over things with meeeee, but I have to get an ID before I can make a businessssssss. There’s a non-human ID I can getttt, but the paperwork seems looooong and borriiinngggggg
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?
Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I haven’t aaaaactually listed it anywhere yettttt… I haven’t set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a “vacation” spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin “experience” has room for fiiiive people… I’m not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I don’t really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and don’t need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldn’t take tooooo long righhht?
Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.
Duhhhhh, I just want people to think they & their friends are in mortal daaaaaanger. What am I supposed to do with moooneyyyy? I can’t payyyy people to act scared, it’s not the saaaaameeee. I caaaaan raise the price though if you think it’s too lowwww
You can do a lot with money. In fact, here’s a little free advice, that two grand is gonna cover gettin’ this lawyer to look over your waiver, but it ain’t gonna extend to them defendin’ you if somebody decides to take you to court. Waiver is to cover your ass, but it still costs money to actually take care of a problem when you got one. Especially if you lose. Charge more and keep yourself a lawyer and personal injury fund if nothin’ else.
Suuuuure I can do thaaaat. But dooon’t you get a lawyer even if you doooon’t have money when you go to couuuurt? They gave me someone the otherrrrr times
You only get a public defender for criminal cases. If something happens at your horror attraction, it’s probably gonna be a civil suit. Personal injury or something. That’s a whole different thing.
Ohhhhhhh, I seeeeeee
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?
Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I haven’t aaaaactually listed it anywhere yettttt… I haven’t set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a “vacation” spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin “experience” has room for fiiiive people… I’m not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I don’t really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and don’t need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldn’t take tooooo long righhht?
Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.
Duhhhhh, I just want people to think they & their friends are in mortal daaaaaanger. What am I supposed to do with moooneyyyy? I can’t payyyy people to act scared, it’s not the saaaaameeee. I caaaaan raise the price though if you think it’s too lowwww
You can do a lot with money. In fact, here’s a little free advice, that two grand is gonna cover gettin’ this lawyer to look over your waiver, but it ain’t gonna extend to them defendin’ you if somebody decides to take you to court. Waiver is to cover your ass, but it still costs money to actually take care of a problem when you got one. Especially if you lose. Charge more and keep yourself a lawyer and personal injury fund if nothin’ else.
Suuuuure I can do thaaaat. But dooon’t you get a lawyer even if you doooon’t have money when you go to couuuurt? They gave me someone the otherrrrr times
Hiiiii, would you be free on Saturday to show Vitoooo the body machine in personnnn? I know you said it was unpleasant but it’s really muuuuuch cooler in person than videooo… pleaaaaassseeeeeeee
I don't really want to, but as long as you aren't going for the throat this time I guess I could.
We don’t have to do thaaaaat! Just light stabbbing is fiiiiiiine
Well sure, as long as it's just a little light stabbing. :\
I prooomisseeee, you can even do it yourself if you waaaaaaant!
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?
Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I haven’t aaaaactually listed it anywhere yettttt… I haven’t set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a “vacation” spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin “experience” has room for fiiiive people… I’m not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I don’t really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and don’t need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldn’t take tooooo long righhht?
Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.
Duhhhhh, I just want people to think they & their friends are in mortal daaaaaanger. What am I supposed to do with moooneyyyy? I can’t payyyy people to act scared, it’s not the saaaaameeee. I caaaaan raise the price though if you think it’s too lowwww
Hiiiii, would you be free on Saturday to show Vitoooo the body machine in personnnn? I know you said it was unpleasant but it’s really muuuuuch cooler in person than videooo… pleaaaaassseeeeeeee
I don't really want to, but as long as you aren't going for the throat this time I guess I could.
We don’t have to do thaaaaat! Just light stabbbing is fiiiiiiine
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?
Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I haven’t aaaaactually listed it anywhere yettttt… I haven’t set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a “vacation” spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin “experience” has room for fiiiive people… I’m not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I don’t really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and don’t need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldn’t take tooooo long righhht?
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
How precisely did you get my hair?
We’ve met a buuuuunch of times and since Amaaaaanda was doing it I allllsooo took hairssss when I coulddd. Not that I really neeeeeded them for anythinggggg
Hm. I'm surprised you got it without my noticing.
I can be veeeerrrry shadowy when I waaaaant
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
How precisely did you get my hair?
We’ve met a buuuuunch of times and since Amaaaaanda was doing it I allllsooo took hairssss when I coulddd. Not that I really neeeeeded them for anythinggggg
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
… I’ve been likin’ you a lot more lately, but don’t make me regret givin’ up on bein’ a paranoid freak that obsessively guards his hair follicles.
I’m only gonna make a dummy of you if you come heereeeeee. Orrrrr if Vito asksssss, but otherwise I don’t neeeeeed a Frankie bodyyyyyy.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
Hiiiiiiii! Are you still interested in teeeesstttiiinnnggg some cabin featureeessss? Miiiiinor spoilerssss but I need to make sure the body machine works right with huuumannsssssss
Oh absolutely.
Coooolll, you can come over wheneeeeeverrrr. no ruuuuuushhhh
