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@just-vito
how did it go with vito
I got the loaaaaaaaan, and the lawyer staaaaarted going over things with meeeee, but I have to get an ID before I can make a businessssssss. There’s a non-human ID I can getttt, but the paperwork seems looooong and borriiinngggggg
Hey, not a loan remember? Leaseback. Strictly legal.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?
Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I haven’t aaaaactually listed it anywhere yettttt… I haven’t set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a “vacation” spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin “experience” has room for fiiiive people… I’m not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I don’t really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and don’t need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldn’t take tooooo long righhht?
Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.
Duhhhhh, I just want people to think they & their friends are in mortal daaaaaanger. What am I supposed to do with moooneyyyy? I can’t payyyy people to act scared, it’s not the saaaaameeee. I caaaaan raise the price though if you think it’s too lowwww
You can do a lot with money. In fact, here’s a little free advice, that two grand is gonna cover gettin’ this lawyer to look over your waiver, but it ain’t gonna extend to them defendin’ you if somebody decides to take you to court. Waiver is to cover your ass, but it still costs money to actually take care of a problem when you got one. Especially if you lose. Charge more and keep yourself a lawyer and personal injury fund if nothin’ else.
Suuuuure I can do thaaaat. But dooon’t you get a lawyer even if you doooon’t have money when you go to couuuurt? They gave me someone the otherrrrr times
You only get a public defender for criminal cases. If something happens at your horror attraction, it’s probably gonna be a civil suit. Personal injury or something. That’s a whole different thing.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?
Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I haven’t aaaaactually listed it anywhere yettttt… I haven’t set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a “vacation” spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin “experience” has room for fiiiive people… I’m not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I don’t really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and don’t need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldn’t take tooooo long righhht?
Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.
Duhhhhh, I just want people to think they & their friends are in mortal daaaaaanger. What am I supposed to do with moooneyyyy? I can’t payyyy people to act scared, it’s not the saaaaameeee. I caaaaan raise the price though if you think it’s too lowwww
You can do a lot with money. In fact, here’s a little free advice, that two grand is gonna cover gettin’ this lawyer to look over your waiver, but it ain’t gonna extend to them defendin’ you if somebody decides to take you to court. Waiver is to cover your ass, but it still costs money to actually take care of a problem when you got one. Especially if you lose. Charge more and keep yourself a lawyer and personal injury fund if nothin’ else.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?
Ummm well a few people want to test itttttt, but I haven’t aaaaactually listed it anywhere yettttt… I haven’t set a priiiiice yet eitherrrr but it prooooobably depends on how loooong they wanna be thereeee. The oriiiiginal plan was to list it as a “vacation” spoooottt, but if I have to telllll people what it isssss I prooooobbbably can do one day/night eventssssss? The cabin “experience” has room for fiiiive people… I’m not sure what a nooormal rate would be for this soooort of thing? $50 per personnnn??? I don’t really have maintenance coooosts, I do it all myself and don’t need to buyyyy anythingggg so if people are interested it shouldn’t take tooooo long righhht?
Price seems pretty low, but I gather you got motives other than money. It oughta work.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?
Hey wait, ain’t you still gonna be outta town with Francesca?
Nah, I’ll be back by then. My original plan was to get Francesca there and drop her off for a couple days, cause last thing a girl needs when she’s tryin’ to impress a romantic interest is her older cousin lurkin’ around, but turns out Giada wants to see the city. Hope you’re ready for another house guest.
What the hell man, when were you gonna tell ME about this?
When I showed back up at your place with an extra teenager.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?
Hey wait, ain’t you still gonna be outta town with Francesca?
Nah, I’ll be back by then. My original plan was to get Francesca there and drop her off for a couple days, cause last thing a girl needs when she’s tryin’ to impress a romantic interest is her older cousin lurkin’ around, but turns out Giada wants to see the city. Hope you’re ready for another house guest.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Ummmm well I can open the house sooon if I dooooon’t do all the monsters at once & get the lawyer thing doooone… then when people pay for it I can give you the mooooneyyy? Or if I haaaaave to, there arrrreeee a lot of heist thrillers out thereeeee…
Leave heists to the professionals. Hmmm. You got a lot of interest in this whole thing? How much you chargin’?
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Yayyyyy! Let me know when you wanna stop byyyyyy, and you can chooooose who you wanna see if you waaaant, but I can only show you a fake death if they come wiiiittthhh.
I already have hairs for a buuuunch of people you knooowwww: Duke, Francesca, Frankie, Tread, Leila…. I’m not sure you know the otherrrrssss, but I can alllso make Amanda, Kasey, Mitch, Feldman, and Haaaaarlllll if you waaaaant. I can do other people toooo, I just gotta get a hair from them fiiiiirstttt.
I’ve got time Saturday maybe. What’s your plan for payin’ me back? Collateral is all well and good, but then I gotta worry about storage, and how to offload the thing if your payments fall through.
Heyyyyyyy! The body machine’s fullllyyy functional if you wanna check it ouuuutttt! I’m not sure if you waaaaant it as collateral or nooot, but you can still see it if you waaaaaant. It’s what makes the fake killing worrrrk. Oh! And Frankie said about $2000 would be what I need for the loaaaaaaan.
I could take a look. Two grand is doable, easy.
Plleeeeeeeaaaassseeeeeeee, I can give you my booody machine and dummies as collaterallllll… you can use it while you haaaaave them tooooo
Do either of those things have any actual monetary value?
Mmmaaaaybeeee? I haven’t tried to sell themmm… if you want to see them I can showwwww youuu, but I should prrrooooobably test the fulllll functionality fiiiiirst
Sure, do that. And come back with a number you’re lookin’ for for this loan.
… Okay, so apparently Francesca is cancelling all her birthday plans in favor of makin’ me drive 7 hours because her girlfriend is gonna be in the states. Why do I gotta do the drivin’ to meet up? How come Giada’s dad can’t bring her? I don’t wanna drive 7 hours…
She’s not exactly my girlfriend, that’s not official… but I still want to see her.
You want me to drive 7 hours with miserable toddlers in the car for not officially your girlfriend?
You’re right, on second thought, this is a job for Vito.
What, no, that is the LAST person who should be facilitatin’ a long distance teenage romance.
Too late Frank, she already asked and I already got her set up to pick up flowers from a local place when we get there.
IT’S BEEN FOUR MINUTES
You can’t stand in the way of young love Frankie.
Plleeeeeeeaaaassseeeeeeee, I can give you my booody machine and dummies as collaterallllll… you can use it while you haaaaave them tooooo
Do either of those things have any actual monetary value?
… Okay, so apparently Francesca is cancelling all her birthday plans in favor of makin’ me drive 7 hours because her girlfriend is gonna be in the states. Why do I gotta do the drivin’ to meet up? How come Giada’s dad can’t bring her? I don’t wanna drive 7 hours…
She’s not exactly my girlfriend, that’s not official… but I still want to see her.
You want me to drive 7 hours with miserable toddlers in the car for not officially your girlfriend?
You’re right, on second thought, this is a job for Vito.
What, no, that is the LAST person who should be facilitatin’ a long distance teenage romance.
Too late Frank, she already asked and I already got her set up to pick up flowers from a local place when we get there.
are you looking up interest rates specifically to make it illegally high?
… Maybe. Or to see if it’s even worth doin’ illegally in the first place. Laws about interest rates can be real finicky.
Heyyyyyy, you probably know some laaawwyerrrrs right? Any of them that would do work for cool pooowwweerrrrsss? All the ones I find online want moooneeeyyy
Uh, I do yeah, but I’m pretty sure most of them wanna get paid, and I’m outta favors to call in. What do you need a lawyer for?
Twooooo thingsssss:
I need a beeeettter waaaaiverrr and have to be cleaaaaaar about the cabinnn, but I want it to be as vague as pooossssibleeee so there’s still at least SOOOOMMEE surprises. Duke can prrooooobabllyyy help, but he’s gonna want eeeeveeeerything in thereeeee
Apppaaaaarentlyyyy I’m building in “park laaaand” and need a “permit” to maaaarket the locaaaation even though I put the scraaaaambler up and people aaaaren’t supposed to wander in heeereee anymoree
Oh, you DEFINITELY need a lawyer. Don’t rely on Duke for that, cops ain’t lawyers. They enforce the law, but they don’t gotta know all of it. Duke probably knows more than most, but still.
Are you tryin’ to charge for this whole cabin thing? Maybe you could get a loan? Find a investor?
I caaaaaan charge, I was just hoping it’d scaaaare people moooostlyyyy. That’s better than money for meeee. But an investor would be baaaaaadddd, they’re just gonna waaaaant me to tone it down even mooorrreeeeeeeeeeee
… I feel like there’s a horror movie plot in here somewhere. Or at least a Scooby doo episode. Gotta find you one of those evil real estate developers maybe.
But a loan’s still a option if you don’t wanna find a evil investor.
Do you knoooowww any evil investorrrsss?
… Just one. Respectfully though, fuck that guy. You can do better.
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Lemme think. Hey @just-vito You wanna get into a little loan sharkin’?
You want me to lend money to the thing that turned Francesca into a nightmare creature?
Ehhhhh well it ain’t human with a human set of morals and she DID ask… besides, work is work, you wanna do business or not?
Maybe! Gimme a day or so to check out interest rates and which laws I’m even breakin’.
Heyyyyyy, you probably know some laaawwyerrrrs right? Any of them that would do work for cool pooowwweerrrrsss? All the ones I find online want moooneeeyyy
Uh, I do yeah, but I’m pretty sure most of them wanna get paid, and I’m outta favors to call in. What do you need a lawyer for?
Twooooo thingsssss:
I need a beeeettter waaaaiverrr and have to be cleaaaaaar about the cabinnn, but I want it to be as vague as pooossssibleeee so there’s still at least SOOOOMMEE surprises. Duke can prrooooobabllyyy help, but he’s gonna want eeeeveeeerything in thereeeee
Apppaaaaarentlyyyy I’m building in “park laaaand” and need a “permit” to maaaarket the locaaaation even though I put the scraaaaambler up and people aaaaren’t supposed to wander in heeereee anymoree
Oh, you DEFINITELY need a lawyer. Don’t rely on Duke for that, cops ain’t lawyers. They enforce the law, but they don’t gotta know all of it. Duke probably knows more than most, but still.
Are you tryin’ to charge for this whole cabin thing? Maybe you could get a loan? Find a investor?
I caaaaaan charge, I was just hoping it’d scaaaare people moooostlyyyy. That’s better than money for meeee. But an investor would be baaaaaadddd, they’re just gonna waaaaant me to tone it down even mooorrreeeeeeeeeeee
… I feel like there’s a horror movie plot in here somewhere. Or at least a Scooby doo episode. Gotta find you one of those evil real estate developers maybe.
But a loan’s still a option if you don’t wanna find a evil investor.
Do you knoooowww any evil investorrrsss?
… Just one. Respectfully though, fuck that guy. You can do better.
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Lemme think. Hey @just-vito You wanna get into a little loan sharkin’?
You want me to lend money to the thing that turned Francesca into a nightmare creature?
I’m never gonna get those sunglasses at this rate TT^TT
Seems like you just can’t afford ‘em.
