On Hiatus, Sorry

I really need a break for my mental health’s sake, so the blog is pretty much dead for now

[number-critters]

Ok so how the hell do these blogs workDARK GREEN STOP TRYING TO EAT THE CAMERAaaand it’s broken. Great.

Anyways… hi, I’m Crystal, I use He/They, and I’m the person who takes care of these little critters! They’re kinda… mini versions of some numbers I’ve seen running around, but these ones don’t really talk…

I guess you can ask them stuff along with me? If you wanna…

Hang on, I think I’ve got a picture Red drew of me here so you can see what I look like until I can get the camera fixed. ‘Cuz the front lens on my phone is shiiiit.

Ta-da! Good enough, I guess!

OOC under cut

Ok so this is based off a silly thing I did for inbox trick or treating where I gave out little algebralians but it kinda got it’s own lore and stuff and then the rp blogs found it and then this blog happened ^_^

Hi I’m Liam btw, I use He/Him

This wasn’t meant to be an rp thing but eh stuff happens

Main blog is @liam-the-awesome-guy

No sexual asks AT ALL. The guy who runs this blog is a MINOR.

Magical anons are allowed do whatever just specify how many asks it goes on for. Keep it reasonable tho, i dont want a magical anon that goes on for 2763 asks.

This is also an RP blog soooo don’t be afraid to interact I guess

Time for Fun Facts with Liam! (TW for disordered eating)

Crystal calls the kids by their colors as little nicknames to show his affection :)

Crystal is a beastial because I got a new hyperfixation! (Objectified) He’s specifically a tiger beastial! (He can purr because fuck you that’s why)

(Because of this, they struggle with their animal instincts, but they’re usually pretty good at staying humane (usually))

Because he spends most his time taking care of the kids, Crystal often skips meals, focusing on making food for the kids instead because they’re “more important” and “hungrier than them” (the more stressed they are, the more likely they are to skip meals, and trust me, he’s been STRESSED lately) (he’ll also skip meals if he thinks he doesn’t deserve it :()

This middle aged agender man has committed many crimes, including robbery, escape from prison, cannibalism, and a secret fourth thing ;) he regrets committing all of them

[number-critters]

OOC: hey guys i might actually be taking a little break from this blog

I’ve been going through a lot of stupid shit that nobody probably cares about, and i just generally feel awful because of it. I know I’ve seen people say I’ve “lost the plot” but getting ahold of the plot was hard for me, and it was even harder to keep hold, i was struggling

Until i can get my shit together and stop being dumb, I’m putting the number critters au on pause, and I’m gonna focus more on my main blog and just doing things that don’t drain me

Please, if you’re a part of the AU, a fan, or anything like that, do not dm me on this blog, and please don’t dm my main blog. i wanna distance myself from this AU for a bit while i focus on other stuff and getting my mental health back in a stable enough state. I’m sorry.

Please don’t yell at me for this, i just need a break

I’m sorry

-Liam

[number-critters]

OOC: i would like to reiterate that this is TEMPORARY. This is just until i can get better mentally. i would like it if you guys didn’t send me asks calling me a “whiny bitch”. Seriously guys wtf

[number-critters]

OOC: hey guys i might actually be taking a little break from this blog

I’ve been going through a lot of stupid shit that nobody probably cares about, and i just generally feel awful because of it. I know I’ve seen people say I’ve “lost the plot” but getting ahold of the plot was hard for me, and it was even harder to keep hold, i was struggling

Until i can get my shit together and stop being dumb, I’m putting the number critters au on pause, and I’m gonna focus more on my main blog and just doing things that don’t drain me

Please, if you’re a part of the AU, a fan, or anything like that, do not dm me on this blog, and please don’t dm my main blog. i wanna distance myself from this AU for a bit while i focus on other stuff and getting my mental health back in a stable enough state. I’m sorry.

Please don’t yell at me for this, i just need a break

I’m sorry

-Liam

[plushdear]

he is like, extremely skittish, he's walking in the grass between the city and the woods

@number-critters COME GET YOUR FOOD

[number-critters]

*there’s eyes in the darkness of the woods. they’re following the deer’s movements carefully. something is hunting, and it is very clearly hungry.*

[plushdear]

His ears twitch as he looks around, knowing that there's something there, but unable to hear where it is

[number-critters]

*they keep their distance, waiting eagerly for him to lower his guard… any moment now-*

*SNAP*

*oh fuck why did they not notice a stick. (you’re still loopy on pain meds that’s why) (shut up)*

[plushdear]

He skitters farther into the woods, away from Crystal

[number-critters]

*fuck it, if they’re getting a meal, they’ve gotta strike now… and they failed. miserably. he crashed into a goddamn tree… it’s honestly kinda amusing seeing a tiger fumble so bad*

[plushdear]

He just stops. And starts laughing his ass off. Like an idiot

[number-critters]

*oh that’s a very angry tiger. they leapt at the deer, actually managing to get a scratch at the deer before flopping over his own paws again*

fuckin’ hell…

[plushdear]

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

THERES PLENTY OF OTHER ANIMALS, WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?

[number-critters]

*their ears pinned back hearing him yell, god he always hated yelling*

uhm… i… was hungry…?

*wow, it’s like the moment he started yelling, they turned from a fierce apex predator to a pathetic housecat…*

[plushdear]

thats not an excuse to eat people!

They seem to be thinking

are you high or something?

[number-critters]

…not technically…? ‘s just… pain meds…?

…i may have been dragged out of the hospital by my friend.

[plushdear]

why were you at the hospital ?

And why did your friend drag you out?

[number-critters]

uhm… snake bite, ‘m pretty sure… ‘n my friend lost her kid so she made me help…

…she had a gun! what did you expect me to do? not go along and help ‘er?

[plushdear]

he is like, extremely skittish, he's walking in the grass between the city and the woods

@number-critters COME GET YOUR FOOD

[number-critters]

*there’s eyes in the darkness of the woods. they’re following the deer’s movements carefully. something is hunting, and it is very clearly hungry.*

[plushdear]

His ears twitch as he looks around, knowing that there's something there, but unable to hear where it is

[number-critters]

*they keep their distance, waiting eagerly for him to lower his guard… any moment now-*

*SNAP*

*oh fuck why did they not notice a stick. (you’re still loopy on pain meds that’s why) (shut up)*

[plushdear]

He skitters farther into the woods, away from Crystal

[number-critters]

*fuck it, if they’re getting a meal, they’ve gotta strike now… and they failed. miserably. he crashed into a goddamn tree… it’s honestly kinda amusing seeing a tiger fumble so bad*

[plushdear]

He just stops. And starts laughing his ass off. Like an idiot

[number-critters]

*oh that’s a very angry tiger. they leapt at the deer, actually managing to get a scratch at the deer before flopping over his own paws again*

fuckin’ hell…

[plushdear]

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

THERES PLENTY OF OTHER ANIMALS, WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?

[number-critters]

*their ears pinned back hearing him yell, god he always hated yelling*

uhm… i… was hungry…?

*wow, it’s like the moment he started yelling, they turned from a fierce apex predator to a pathetic housecat…*

[plushdear]

thats not an excuse to eat people!

They seem to be thinking

are you high or something?

[number-critters]

…not technically…? ‘s just… pain meds…?

…i may have been dragged out of the hospital by my friend.

[plushdear]

he is like, extremely skittish, he's walking in the grass between the city and the woods

@number-critters COME GET YOUR FOOD

[number-critters]

*there’s eyes in the darkness of the woods. they’re following the deer’s movements carefully. something is hunting, and it is very clearly hungry.*

[plushdear]

His ears twitch as he looks around, knowing that there's something there, but unable to hear where it is

[number-critters]

*they keep their distance, waiting eagerly for him to lower his guard… any moment now-*

*SNAP*

*oh fuck why did they not notice a stick. (you’re still loopy on pain meds that’s why) (shut up)*

[plushdear]

He skitters farther into the woods, away from Crystal

[number-critters]

*fuck it, if they’re getting a meal, they’ve gotta strike now… and they failed. miserably. he crashed into a goddamn tree… it’s honestly kinda amusing seeing a tiger fumble so bad*

[plushdear]

He just stops. And starts laughing his ass off. Like an idiot

[number-critters]

*oh that’s a very angry tiger. they leapt at the deer, actually managing to get a scratch at the deer before flopping over his own paws again*

fuckin’ hell…

[plushdear]

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

THERES PLENTY OF OTHER ANIMALS, WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?

[number-critters]

*their ears pinned back hearing him yell, god he always hated yelling*

uhm… i… was hungry…?

*wow, it’s like the moment he started yelling, they turned from a fierce apex predator to a pathetic housecat…*

[number-critters]

Lol idiot kitty

shaddup…

[plushdear]

he is like, extremely skittish, he's walking in the grass between the city and the woods

@number-critters COME GET YOUR FOOD

[number-critters]

*there’s eyes in the darkness of the woods. they’re following the deer’s movements carefully. something is hunting, and it is very clearly hungry.*

[plushdear]

His ears twitch as he looks around, knowing that there's something there, but unable to hear where it is

[number-critters]

*they keep their distance, waiting eagerly for him to lower his guard… any moment now-*

*SNAP*

*oh fuck why did they not notice a stick. (you’re still loopy on pain meds that’s why) (shut up)*

[plushdear]

He skitters farther into the woods, away from Crystal

[number-critters]

*fuck it, if they’re getting a meal, they’ve gotta strike now… and they failed. miserably. he crashed into a goddamn tree… it’s honestly kinda amusing seeing a tiger fumble so bad*

[plushdear]

He just stops. And starts laughing his ass off. Like an idiot

[number-critters]

*oh that’s a very angry tiger. they leapt at the deer, actually managing to get a scratch at the deer before flopping over his own paws again*

fuckin’ hell…

[plushdear]

he is like, extremely skittish, he's walking in the grass between the city and the woods

@number-critters COME GET YOUR FOOD

[number-critters]

*there’s eyes in the darkness of the woods. they’re following the deer’s movements carefully. something is hunting, and it is very clearly hungry.*

[plushdear]

His ears twitch as he looks around, knowing that there's something there, but unable to hear where it is

[number-critters]

*they keep their distance, waiting eagerly for him to lower his guard… any moment now-*

*SNAP*

*oh fuck why did they not notice a stick. (you’re still loopy on pain meds that’s why) (shut up)*

[plushdear]

He skitters farther into the woods, away from Crystal

[number-critters]

*fuck it, if they’re getting a meal, they’ve gotta strike now… and they failed. miserably. he crashed into a goddamn tree… it’s honestly kinda amusing seeing a tiger fumble so bad*

[plushdear]

he is like, extremely skittish, he's walking in the grass between the city and the woods

@number-critters COME GET YOUR FOOD

[number-critters]

*there’s eyes in the darkness of the woods. they’re following the deer’s movements carefully. something is hunting, and it is very clearly hungry.*

[plushdear]

His ears twitch as he looks around, knowing that there's something there, but unable to hear where it is

[number-critters]

*they keep their distance, waiting eagerly for him to lower his guard… any moment now-*

*SNAP*

*oh fuck why did they not notice a stick. (you’re still loopy on pain meds that’s why) (shut up)*

[plushdear]

he is like, extremely skittish, he's walking in the grass between the city and the woods

@number-critters COME GET YOUR FOOD

[number-critters]

*there’s eyes in the darkness of the woods. they’re following the deer’s movements carefully. something is hunting, and it is very clearly hungry.*

[number-critters]

Ooc: Crystal SOMEONE mentioned you on a post

Idk if you got the notification for it or not cause sometimes on my main it doesn't like giving me the notifications

OOC: OH WHOOPS I DIDN’T GET A NOTIF LOL Gimmie a sec to make a response :)

[number-critters]

Crystal, there's something near the forest that better than a mouse

*he turns to stare at the anon… before walking away from the mouse. they were sick of eating mice anyways*

[number-critters]

*crystal can hear heavy footsteps*

*squeak*

*he can see Pookie, she's just walking very slowy, basically just chilling*

*they watch the mouse from a distance, eyes narrowed. they slowly follow the mouse as it walks. it’s hunting time apparently*

[number-critters]

FOOD FOOD FOOD

*he huffs in agreement. food is good, but food requires hunting. hunting requires a target. a target requires prey.*

[number-critters]

*coughs up a design*

There you go>:)

*fades away into the puddle of darkness I live in*

OOC: awww such a cutie

[number-critters]

im here

OOC: oh hai deer anon/silly