ꓘ K

It’s been 3ys since I’ve been on this hell app and now I’m back bb. 22btw

[elenels-draws]

a silly half-animated thing about edgeworth getting gifts

(was supposed to be for valentine's day don't mind me being late as always)

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[fremulon]

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

[o-kurwa]

[officialfist]

Unrestrained summer fun

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

One time she said she used to be into BL and another employee down the hall asked what BL was and I yelled back "ITS YAOI" which reduced the teen to yelling "ITS SOFTCORE! SOFT CORE!!" So I yelled back "ITS SOFTCORE YAOI" anyway I get why dads are like that now

[fellshish]

i write for myself not for comments but dear god getting comments does so remind me of the joy of writing and sharing something

[left-reminders]

[fafrnok]

Okay last one i promise

Kim my beloved

Also bonus group photo :)

[sabertoothwalrus]

the ways capcom could address phoenix & edgeworth’s relationship in ace attorney 7, scored by how funny I think it would be

narumitsu becomes fully, explicitly canon, and everything is tastefully done: this would honestly be pretty monumental especially as a legacy game franchise coming from Japan, but it would be more touching than funny. 5/10

narumitsu becomes fully, explicitly canon, but it’s written blandly/offensively: as much as it sucks to see characters flanderized and mischaracterized in their own official media, it would be kinda hilarious if they did it with these two. like what if all of sudden edgeworth is a stereotypical fag and they have him queening out. what if they change their designs to fit an exaggerated seme/uke dynamic. maybe one of them gets killed off. 7/10

both phoenix and edgeworth have wedding rings added to their models but they don’t address it at all. no mention of marriage to each other but they don’t mention being married to anyone else either. 6/7

they pair phoenix and/or edgeworth up with random women. like how they gave sidon a wife in totk. fuck your yaoi. the fujos would be livid 9/10

phoenix and edgeworth are in a horrible awful love triangle because they’re both in love with the same woman. it would be sooooo full of second-hand embarrassment and miserable to watch. if you get a game over edgeworth steals your woman in the middle of trial. 1000/10 I would lose my mind

the same scenario as above but the woman in question is maya. 0/10 GET HER OUT OF THERE!!!!!

phoenix and edgeworth aren’t together but they’re both still bachelors. maybe there’s another time skip and they’re in their 40s and still unmarried, which could mean anything. they still talk to/about each other Like That. They’re in constant orbit around each other and they can’t live their lives without each other, because they’re :) such good friends. is it queerbait or is it just that the writers truly don’t realize how homoerotic it’s coming across? you’ll never know. classic. 10/10

[wordfather]

i had a coworker who had such a strong sense of smell that she could tell when people were on their periods and publically called them out on it, so i started calling her the Bloodhound which she didnt appreciate for some reason. girl you made this bed im just decorating it

[gauntletknight]

All computer safety ever for the past 30 odd years: "if you go on the internet — especially if you're under 18 — lie about everything. Lie about your name. Lie about your age. Give as little information away about yourself as you possibly can. Obfuscate, falsify, and omit anything and everything as otherwise They Will Get Your Ass. Actually, avoid it in the first place if you can altogether."

All computer safety(?) since like 2020: "it's imperative we make every 8 year old scan a passport before letting them use their LeapFrog™️. Always-on connectivity required."

[a-mel0n]

[qcharlie]

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

[nina-rosa]

scanned the low poly ballpoint pen kimharry from my sketchbook °❀.ೃ࿔*

thank you dear keroppi 10 colors in 1 ballpointpen i love you very much

[the-labyrinth-of-me]

"Kim is straight-laced"

"Kim is normal and boring and professional"

Nah. Compared to Harry, he appears to be. But Kim also talks about thrashing Harry and there's the anal beads stuff and he openly checks harry out (the crotch staring at the library and the bicep girth) plus he's a speedfreak. High confidence. At first he acts as regular as possible and denies the stuff he enjoys because he doesn't know if he can trust Harry but that facade is bound to crumble. Give him a few more months and a solid and mutual trusting relationship with harry and he'll say stuff like "detective, why are you so worked up. You need to suck a cock"

[taurzza]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

I’m barely on TikTok but. Yikes. Be careful y’all

[partyinthemysterymachine]

GET THE FUCK OFF TIKTOK!!!!!