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I’ve lived a thousand lives in the eyes of perception and reflection

[number1vingrin]

Learned necromancy and brought the horse back to beat it some more

Don’t bring that horse around again

[the-dead-horse]

Hey yeah, uh, about that.

[number1vingrin]

GET OVER HERE ITS ABOUT TO BE UGLY

[number1vingrin]

Hello my dedicated followers. I sincerely Apologize for my absence.

Unfortunately, I was punished by a cruel, unrelenting God. I’m not really sure what I did to deserve this. Thankfully, it’s coming to a close. More fun whimsical posts to come.

Number1vingrin out ✌️

[number1vingrin]

Whats the point of headlight if I’m not looking at the road anyways?

[number1vingrin]

And I’ve always said that

[number1vingrin]

Call me a jouster the way I be stabbing these hoes on my stallion

[number1vingrin]

Call me a jester the way I got these hoes laughing and asking for more

[number1vingrin]

The haters want me institutionalized forever

[number1vingrin]

Hey guys

I think I’m going to start lying more

Watch out and fact check me

[number1vingrin]

Making moves so evil I gotta do it in secret.

[number1vingrin]

I literally throw up in my mouth when I think about what my credit score could possibly be

[number1vingrin]

When is it cheating? When is it using my recourses?

[number1vingrin]

I unfortunately ran into my evil ex in public. I have no take aways from the experience, yet, I will share this with you now anyways. The look he gave me, I’ve been obsessing over it. The way his eyes pierced my soul, he looked at me as though I were nothing but a deflated balloon at the end of the party; A fish he’d just finished gutting at the end of a long day on the lake. The look. For the first time in a long time, I felt like I was truly being seen by someone. He examined me, without ever breaking eye contact. He looked through me, trying to put the pieces of my story together, without sharing a word. It was horrible. It echos in ever crevasse of my little brain folds. My god that man is evil. In a Stockholm syndrome way tho, I missed that.

[number1vingrin]

I’m a real boy so when I eat I mix all my food together !!

[number1vingrin]

If you were wondering my friend describes Benedict cumberbatch to me and I drew him. And yes, that is my real drawing ability.

[number1vingrin]

Hey guys is life this hard for everyone else? Or is it just me.

It’s hard for everyone

Girl, that’s a you problem

Shut the fuck up and never post again

Voting ended onAug 13, 2025

[number1vingrin]

You can’t be ugly AND mean like??

Pick a lane, pick a struggle. AND STOP MAKING WHICHEVER ONE YOU CHOOSE MY PROBLEM?!

[number1vingrin]

One thing about me is I will always side with women first. No matter what. I believe every woman does something for a reason, good or bad. Men do things with no rhyme or reason. They lack…. Critical thinking:3