IM SHRIMPLY BETTER

I HATE WRITING! (( shrimpo dandys world ask blog ))

[numberonehatershrimp]

I HATE BEING SENT MESSAGES!

THE STUPID EMPLOYEES ARE MAKING ME WRITE AN INTRO. I don’t CARE if its necessary, OBVIOUSLY kids will be too scared by how BETTER I am that they won’t send anything!! DONT. SEND ME LETTERS. I HATE LETTERS. I HATE THIS INTRO!!

(( ooc rules and explanation under cut! ))

(( Hello! This is mod aqua, im finally back lol! My hiatus was for so long, i apologize! Dont ask about my other blogs I only have plans for one of them besides this 😭

I am not affiliated with blushcrunch studios in any way!

so, im basically doing a whole rewrite of this blog! All previous lore has been nulled, sadly. The context of this blog is now asks are letters! (Unless specifically specified that they are not. If you do that, expect some confusion from shrimpo.) Shrimpo’s response to letters will be like he’s writing you back. He’s really only doing this because the handlers made him, they’re hosting something where fans can write letters to the toons.

This blog takes place in the past, before the whole ichor operation and twisteds existed. Any interaction with other blogs will be in person for shrimpo, so have fun messing with him if you wanna tell him you know what he’s been doing in person. Or they could be written as a letter.

Speaking of! Quotations means Shrimpo is speaking in person, regular text is letters.

The mod of this blog is a minor, and Shrimpo is aroace, so please do not send in anything suggestive.

quick shrimpo ref for this blog

Have fun! ))

[numberonehatershrimp]

*another letter appears, You haven't got one of those in a little bit*

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Dear shrimpo

Apologies for not writing for a while, I was looking for my camera, but I've found it and now you can finally know what I look like

So you can punch me of course

Anyways I shall be going now, but I have one thing to ask you, what's your favorite soda?

From your paparazzi pal The [messenger]

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*The letter ends, there's a picture inside the letter, It's a picture of the [messenger], looking at the picture makes your head hurt you're not sure what you're looking at*

I WAS HOPING THEY WOULD HAVE STOPPED LETTING PEOPLE SEND THESE STUPID LETTERS!!!

YOU LOOK WEIRD BAD

I DONT HAVE ONE. I HATE SODA!!

MONSTER ENERGY IS OKAY. I STILL HATE IT.

[numberonehatershrimp]

..no letter. There’s no letter. Just a package containing a slice of rainbow cake. And on the package, there’s also a little doodle. Some.. Cloud thing? Hm. Strange.

I HATE CAKE. WHY DID YOU SEND ME THIS!!!

YOUR DOODLE SUCKS.

[numberonehatershrimp]

*oh boy another letter*

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Dear shrimpo

Completely forgot that you already had one, oh well if one breaks you have a second

Also you don't even know what I look like, How will you know who to punch?

I would send you a picture but I can't find my camera at the moment

Your pal, the [Messenger] who has a very punchable face

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I WILL FIND OUT

I HATE PUNCHABLE FACES.

[numberonehatershrimp]

* would you look at that another letter, And this time it's attached to a package, I wonder what's inside*

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Dear shrimpo

I have a very special package for you, I feel like you're going to like it a lot :)

I mean hate it a lot

Your pal the [messenger]

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*inside is a punching bag, whoever sent you this gift must be a really [good pal]*

YOU KNOW WHAT

IM GOING TO USE THIS TO PRACTICE FOR IF I EVER MEET YOU

SO I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!! I HATE GETTING GIFTS

AND. I ALREADY HAD ONE OF THESE. IDIOT

[numberonehatershrimp]

𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓱𝓻𝓲 𝓶 𝓹𝓸,

𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝔂... 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰? 𝓘𝓽𝓼 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮... 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓘 𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓼...

(if you can't read this I'll resend it normally if that's okay)

WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!

NOT HATING THINGS SOUNDS STUPID.

AND SHRIMPO ISNT STUPID

*…It took shrimpo an embarrassingly long amount of time to be able to read this.*

[numberonehatershrimp]

You got a letter from your cousin urchi the urchin (my oc)

Dear shrimpo it's been awhile huh cous I hope you're doing okay... I know you might crumble this up but please listen

Shrimpo... your the reason I'm still here ever since I held you I made a promise to sparks (Your dad/ my oc again) to protect you if you weren't made Shrimpo... I wouldn't be here I hope you can find me again shrimpy

P.S Do not listen to that dyle clock. He's bad news

I DONT KNOW YOU.

OR WHO YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

I HATE BEING LIED TO!!

[numberonehatershrimp]

My friendo, I've bought a gift for you! I've been studying the types of letters I've been receiving from you, and I've come to a conclusion of what you might like.

Signed, J.B.

{There's a package that comes with the note. Inside, there are professional-grade boxing gloves. Gloves that, strangely, fit Shrimpo's hands perfectly, even though whoever wrote the letter had, assumingly, never seen Shrimpo before.}

(unanoning myself seems to be the only thing that works for asks m’dude 😞)

WHY DO THESE FIT SO WELL. HOW DO YOU KNOW MY HAND SIZE I HATE THAT

IM GONNA USE THESE.

TO PUNCH YOU

[numberonehatershrimp]

*all of a sudden another letter shows up out of nowhere where that one come from?*

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Dear shrimpo

It's okay to cry, crying doesn't make you any less of a shrimp than you are, crying is a very normal and healthy way to show one's emotions whether it be anger, sadness or happiness (I ran out of yellow ink Had to use orange), crying is okay

You're a good old pal the [messenger]

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*there's also a cookie tape to the letter......For some reason*

*the letter sent back was crumpled.*

CRYING IS NOT OKAY. CRYING IS DUMB.

ARE YOU TRYING TO SPREAD YOUR WEIRD CRYING PROPAGANDA??!?! I HATE PROPAGANDA.

[numberonehatershrimp]

I DONT CRY BECAUSE CRYING IS STUPID.

I WOULD NEVER CRY

IM SHRIMPO!!

[numberonehatershrimp]

*there seems to be some writing on the back of the letter that you didn't notice before, you don't remember it being there*

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P.S shrimpo

It's quite sad that you don't remember me you're like my other Friend, They were very forgetful they were also looking for Someone, anyways it's nice writing to you again.

Your best pal the [Messenger]

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OPQ: hell yeah new hero stuff!!!! is it going to be about the post game hero?

THE HANDLERS MADE ME WRITE ANOTHER LETTER. I HATE THAT THEY MADE ME DO THAT. SHOULDVE ADDED THIS TO THE FRONT, IDIOT!!

I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR OTHER FRIEND.

I HATE YOUR OTHER FRIEND!!

AND I REMEMBER EVERYTHING PERFECTLY FINE!!!

[numberonehatershrimp]

*Would you look at that a letter that appears out of nowhere*

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Dear shrimpo

It's good to see that you're back, did you miss me?

Of course you did :)

Your good old pal the [Messenger]

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WHAT DOES BACK MEAN

IVE NEVER MET YOU NOR DID I MISS YOU.

I HATE BEING SPOKEN FOR!!

[numberonehatershrimp]

hii shrimpo!! say, have you got a friend or two? with your aggressive nature I wouldn’t think so, but I’m curious. having no friends is a little sad, so I’d be glad to see if you have any!

SHRIMPO HAS NO FRIENDS!! I DONT NEED ANY

I HATE FRIENDS. ANYONE WHO HAS ANY IS LAME.

IT IS NOT SAD THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS I HATE BEING PITIED!!!

[numberonehatershrimp]

You're a really impressive hater, Shrimpo! I wish to be up to your hating levels someday... But you should be less aggressive someday! Don't you HATE being aggressive, Shrimpo? Since you basically hate anything, and everything? Super sorry if this sounds... rude.

Have a nice day, Shrimpo (Or Night...)

YOU COULD NEVER GET TO MY HATING LEVELS. IM SHRIMPLY BETTER!!

AND NO. I HATE THAT IDEA I HATE BEING TOLD TO BE LESS AGGRESSIVE!! BEING LESS AGGRESSIVE IS WORSE THAN BEING AGGRESSIVE

YOU CANT TELL SHRIMPO WHAT TO DO!!

HAVE A BAD DAY NIGHT

[numberonehatershrimp]

I DONT CRY. SHRIMPO NEVER CRIES

I HATE CRYING. ONLY LOSERS CRY!!!

[numberonehatershrimp]

-*gives the shrimp several bags of potato chips of different flavors-*

shrimpo opened the package, looking at the array and grumbling before taking a bag of spicy potato chips, shoving the rest of the box somewhere else in his room.

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ALL THE FLAVORS SUCKED. I HATE CHIPS!!! DONT GIVE ME ANY AGAIN

I HATE CHIPS AND I HATE YOU

[numberonehatershrimp]

Do you have a favorite unfavorite snack?

EVERY SNACK IS MY LEAST FAVORITE.

I HATE SNACKS!!

I HATE SALTY SNACKS A LOT. THEY SUCK!! I HATE THEM