Blog De J-Smoof

I'm 20 year old jazz piano student at CSU Sacramento. Pretty much always practicing, pretty much always lovin' it.

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[mshouaa]

[letsexploreeverything]

My mom asked be during this past semester what i was going to do this summer since i wasnt taking summer classes. I told her i was going to sleep. She laughed. She said “you probably wont sleep as much as you think” I have taken a nap ranging from 2-4 hours every single day this summer. And most nights ive gotten 6-10 hours of sleep (depending on work). Apparently, I dont fuck around.

[numberonejazzyboi]

#yungsavage

[hannahhillam]

😴

[kimpossibooty]

You would not believe your guts

If ten million of deez nuts

[moondoor-representative]

I read this to the tune of “fireflies”

[kimpossibooty]

Oh shit that would’ve made for a good joke I should have thought of that

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6'4" 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[unclefather]

i’m 4′10″

93 pounds

very skilled in combat. very sharp teeth. cat like reflexes. women hate me but i love them. huge penis and very firm testicles. never seen a frog or amphibian before but i would love to.

i’m just looking for someone to keep me company

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

[sonypraystation]

fuck you im kinkshaming if you like gettin shit on im givin ya address to the drones we dont need you on this earth

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

referring to all containers as tombs

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

milk tomb

[shejla24]

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[findingxace]

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

[kouha]

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

[murderinthe1stdegree]

[honted]

nice going dude you deactivated my almonds

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[sixpenceee]

Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.

[capnjordog]

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space