Sister Beatrice, Laundress

she/her Long suffering laundress of Farnham nunnery. I know much about the workings of this place... ooc: this is a roleplay blog about the life of a fictional laundress in a fictional nunnery :)

[lady-isabella-farnham]

Hey guys, check out my impression of Christ our Lord!!! *cares deeply about my fellow man and participates in things that positively affect my community*

[lady-isabella-farnham]

my jester is jingling more pathetically than usual, i should probably check in with him. make sure he’s doing alright

[nunsisterbeatrice]

my lady, be this about @monkbrother-thomas ?

[monkbrother-thomas]

“my daughter is fine” your son pretends to be a monk on the internet

[nunsisterbeatrice]

let's be monks with mama (my lady) @lady-isabella-farnham

[monkbrother-thomas]

google search big beefy knights in my area that can throw me around

[nunsisterbeatrice]

whore

[monasterycat]

* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* mew

[nunsisterbeatrice]

i share your feelings, my feline friend. it has been a long, long day

[monkbrother-thomas]

god has cast me out. i am his least favourite little monk, he despises me, i just know it (<- rain got the hem of my habit wet)

[monasterycat]

*Staring at an open book in the scriptorium* mew *nodding slightly * merph

[hildegards-abbey]

Huzzah! I hath finally arrived to the Farnham Monastery. I will settle in my chambers soon and drop off my robes to the wonderful laundress. I sure to hope that nothing strange happens

[nunsisterbeatrice]

ah, welcome sister! allow me to take that... by our lord thou werest not jesting about the fine blue shade

[hildegards-abbey]

thank thee dear sister. verily, the most striking shade of blue. I've no clue as to how it's happened as the habit was black to begin with.

I have brought thee a wheel of our finest cheese as a gift, hopefully it is a delight to thee

[nunsisterbeatrice]

the cheese is greatly appreciated, sister. it shall be shared amongst the brethren as of course selfishness is a great sin.

here be thine habit, most of its colour hath returned though in certain lights the black may still appear blue. it seemeth to especially show under moonlight, such as when walking to Matins, so i have therefore dubbed this strange new colour "midnight blue"

[lady-isabella-farnham]

daddys got to be honest kitten, i dont think this crusade is worth it

[nunsisterbeatrice]

my lady, are you quite well? who is this father you speak of? and i do not believe @monasterycat can be sent on crusade....

[hildegards-abbey]

Huzzah! I hath finally arrived to the Farnham Monastery. I will settle in my chambers soon and drop off my robes to the wonderful laundress. I sure to hope that nothing strange happens

[nunsisterbeatrice]

ah, welcome sister! allow me to take that... by our lord thou werest not jesting about the fine blue shade

[sisterclaennis]

had another nightmare about the dissolution of the monasteries last night. thank GOD it wasn't real.

[nunsisterbeatrice]

the infirmarians hath said I need a CAT scan. unless this be an opportunity to nap with @monasterycat I am not interested.

[nunsisterbeatrice]

sometimes being a woman is fine. and sometimes i have my monthly courses and am still expected to go about daily life. when will they invent chocolate.

[paper-mario-wiki]

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

[snailifier]

🐌 hows it sneel to get snoroughly outsnone by one snick snonies?

[lossdetector-deactivated20260707]

[you-get-water]

[baba-is-blog]

GIMMICK BLOG IS WIN

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm a gimmick blog

[brotherhumphrey]

hark!

[nunsisterbeatrice]

please, not another ejaculatory conquest. the monks' laundry pile is high enough

[nunsisterbeatrice]

i have read today of an ancient cult wherein castrated males would throw their severed genitals into a house in exchange for women's clothing. one of the novices likened this practice to discovering a disemboweled bird at the end of one's bed.

i can only hope @monasterycat dost not get any ideas...

[hildegards-abbey]

Who is on laundress duty? Why has my habit turned blue? Spare me thy fanatics and confess my sisters! Lest I move to Farnham.

[nunsisterbeatrice]

not everyone is chosen for the laundress life, sister. if thou dost wish to payeth a visit to Farnham, bring thy spoiled habit and i shall do my best to restore it