cowlick-sama

no rules i just bite #noncon

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we all are here to write a diary right

gonna collect stamps on this post

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i kind of wish humans could have a say in what they are attracted to #honestly

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i literally cant be on the app because i fear i might see facty guy and get a big fat boner

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facty guy fact attack adventures definitely gets rough with it

[brucespringsteencomments]

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when i vent and people give me advice on improving my situation instead of starting to make out with me romance drama mid panic attack kiss style. Lets out a loud sigh

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i be telling people insane facts about me as a try to make jokes sometimes ummm sorry hahahaw

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can i come over and lick your glasses. yes those. The lenses and the frame no they have to be on your face pretty please No dont take that off awww

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theres nothing more irritating than internet humor. it sucks that being on the internet for any other purpose makes me have to see internet humor

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foreplay seems lame i want you to do whatever you want to me if you so please at the moment. make me laugh out of embarrassment in public too if you'd like

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schlop schlop 🥤

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maid dresses get so expensive when they cover the body........

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am i doing it right?