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Hang on I need to Google something to see if this is funny
I am now on a watchlist
its really funny watching my friends re-do their statuses every day because they havent figured out this exists yet
sometimes i tell sherry things very seriously like if you violated osha standards i wouldnt snitch on you and she goes “...thanks? i think?” cause she can’t tell if i’m joking.
hiii i was talking to lili about greek mythos and well :/
taking my cringe boyfriend to the fail doctor.
Debbie Harry photographed by Chris Stein.
i’ve been busy finishing up Бедные люди for awhile now. it’s much more interesting in the original version as opposed to anything translated.
cannot wait for when piers wakes up and rolls over to stare at me in utter silence because he knows i’ve been awake all night just by taking one look at me.
Ahhhh Im So Big….. My Thick Fucking Legs Horghm….. Brusting Through Your Garage Door I Am Unstomppable
i haven’t seen them in so long :/ they’re all going to be so tall...
missing p’vok’r k’uyr by now, mostly how they run up to me and ask me if i know about any random thing they learned today and i tell them, oh, no, i’m an old man. i don’t know anything. why don’t you tell me. and they end up talking to me about it for two hours with their little baby babble.
i think my favorite bit of modern anarchism is watching baby punks talk about whatever kind of argument they got into on xyz social media platform, and they’re talking about like. some idiot saying all anarchists should be gulag’d, or something. as if it’s a legitimate concern. only 90s gulaggers will understand <3
this story specifically reminds me of [redacted] back in [redacted], when one guy spoke up and was like. well the military is alright, right? we do need a way to defend our country, my dad’s in the military. and everyone immediately burst into laughter.
i love how people like that take this kind of like, victim stance or whatever, despite very obviously digging the hole themselves.
i wish i could feel bad whenever jason recounts situations where he’s been tormented but i can also understand why, as it’s very fun.
poison dart frog but it’s whenever you make the attempt to be nice to me instead of touching my thick mucous layer.