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Way to belittle the Grinch’s feelings

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I approve of this pun

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Well, that was savage

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I honestly think it’s so dumb when people are “waiting for their real life to begin.” Like honey, it’s all real! What do you think the past 20 or so years of your life have been? Just go out and do the things you want to do and stop waiting for some defining moment that symbolizes the beginning of your “real” life. Whatever that means. (Why did I just get so deep?) (Also, this movie looks fun and I intend to watch it.)

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If these types of films have taught me anything, it’s that if you’re a woman, your career MUST come second to the man in your life and there MUST be a man in your life. Anywho, I think she’s gonna fall for that guy.

(Even tho I might be bitter as heck, you can bet your bottom dollar I’m gonna watch all of these types of movies. I’m weak. I know.)

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All of this is accurate. God Bless Bob Ross!

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This makes it sound like there’s some sort of contagious love disease in London and I’m okay with that because I really wanna be a victim of this London Love Outbreak

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What is Jeopardy! (This is actually really cute and clever.)

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I’m sorry, buuuut I just don’t think getting accidentally artificially inseminated strips someone of their purity

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Personal Assistant App: Please enter your deepest, darkest fears.

Person: What does this have to do with personal assisting?

Personal Assistant App: Um, I want to help assist you in avoiding your fears.

Person: Sounds legit. I hate spiders and clowns.

Personal Assistant App: *sends out wanted ad for clowns and orders spider eggs on Amazon* I will now use this info to help you avoid spiders and clowns. Also, give me the names and info on all of your friends.

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Spoiler Alert: Life’s true gift is a potentially attractive man with a very unfortunate haircut.

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I already knew she was a journalist because I watched this as soon as it dropped, but had I not known that, calling this boy an assignment would’ve seemed really weird.

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Alright! Who TF came up with this!?!?

(And also, why do I kinda wanna watch it...?)

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OOOH! SICK BURN!

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Well, if these rag dolls know what they’re doing, could they come help the U.S. out rn pls

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Machines are so #relatable