#that escalated quickly

[loveexpelrevolt]

George Clooney as Seth Gecko FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996)

[forever-connected]

From:

I'm going to rip your head off!

To:

I'm going to rip your clothes off! 🖤

[tilbageidanmark]

Word on the street

[wafflexdguy]

@rosescries this is how m/c meeting kissy went right

Based off of this fic that I found and really liked and a world where absolutely nothing bad happens at all mhm and wowie kissy you really just did that while holding a child huh

[mvlderfox]

"Who knows Abigail better than you and I? Or the burden she bears? We are her fathers now. We have to serve her better than Garret Jacob Hobbs."

[theterpiel]

Arcane Season 1 finale: 4 people sitting at a table and talking

Arcane Season 2 finale: A swarm of evil robots attack and their overlord attains godhood with the help of a magical orb to mind control the entire world but luckily a time-travelling machine from an alternate universe comes to the rescue and also there is a sisterhood of black magic wielding sorceresses who get taken down by magic sunlight powers and

[alarminglybad]

Brush Brite is the number one cause of death for dentists who don’t recommend Brush Brite

[light-miracles]

Still reading Midnight Sun. I swear the inner logic of Esme's thoughts BAFFLE me

Esme: Edward can I have a moment with Bella?? I want her to be comfortable with me in her first baseball game with us

Esme, five seconds after: Bella my son died and I tried to kill myself