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[cacklingskeleton]

Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

[spaceexploreunit]

Now Light. I know you're still watching, and I'm sure you've tried writing my name in your book. Or you've at least considered it - after all, if I die, then it points pretty clearly to you as the killer. But then, maybe Kira is just going to try to kill me in order to frame you. We get it, you're very clever.

If watching this whole video hasn't changed your mind - made you *think* about the humanity of the people you are just callously sentencing to death - then I'm at a bit of a loss. But I do know one thing you don't:

My legal name.

That's right. Before I uploaded this video, I changed my legal name, and have encouraged those in my life to do so as well. Frankly, trying to decide what my new name would be probably pushed back this video's release like, a month.

(Aside: Actually it didn't but we can all just pretend it did, it's way more interesting than the minutiae of real issues that cropped up)

So. Is Light Yagami Kira? I can't say for sure. It turns out, accusing a public figure of serial murder comes with a lot of legal ramifications! You would think I'd have learned by now that talking about people has "potential consequences" like "being sued by extremely litigious individuals. "

I spent a long time thinking how to end this video. The only thing I came up with is that there's no way to judge a person by just a list of actions alone. And yes that includes Light, the wanker. Courts spend weeks and weeks trying to litigate criminal cases and they still get it wrong! So even though I think he may be the actual scum of the earth, I hope I'm wrong. I want to believe that, given the opportunity, he wouldn't take the ten seconds to write down my name and take my life with just a flick of his wrist.

*long beat*

But I still changed my name so don't even think about it you little sh-

*bouncy credits music*

[peace-and-a-place-of-your-own]

[nuttytani]

a handbook of impropriety 

Again with the gloves, what’s with the obsession? “Yoojin-gun should stay hydrated.” A warm huff of breath hits his ear, and he suppresses the jolt of shiver that threatens to run down his spine. Yoojin can almost feel the smile behind him. “And you shouldn’t drop by unannounced, Hyunje-ssi,” he says, turning around. “At least make some noise, you...” The creep part goes unsaid.

Or: Four times Hyunje gets way too close for comfort, and the one time Yoojin does something about it (and maybe regrets it?)

Fandom:

내가 키운 S급들 | The S-Classes That I Raised (Webcomic)

내가 키운 S급들 - 근서 | S-Classes that I Raised - Geunseo

Relationship:

Han Yoojin/Sung Hyunjae (S-Classes that I Raised)

Tags:

4+1 Things

Developing Relationship

Idiots in Love

Crack

Fluff

beta read so we can use the wishstone like han yoojin

Canon Compliant

Ear Kink

(kind of affectionately?)

plot what plot?

it's just hyunje not caring about personal space like always

Read on AO3

[moonrat95]

「 This story is just for that one reader. 」

[nuttytani]

I (26F) don’t like seeing my friend (28F) going on dates

u/holyfire_angel (6d ago) I feel like you’re on the right track, but not exactly. This sounds like jealousy, but not that she’s dating and you’re single or that she’s successful and you’re not. Maybe you might have a crush on her? And you just don’t understand your feelings yet! ↪ u/purplelollipop_wrxter (OP) (6d ago) I thought about this, but I don’t think so. I’m not into her, we’re just friends… or were friends. And as far as I know, I’m straight? I’ve only dated guys before.

Or: A Reddit post-style fic about Han Suyeong, who grows increasingly distressed every time her friend goes on a date and somehow fails to realise she's in love with her.

Tags:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Ship: Han Sooyoung/Yoo Sangah (Omniscient Reader)

Han Sooyoung (Omniscient Reader)

Yoo Sangah (Omniscient Reader)

Kim Dokja

Alternate Universe - No Scenarios (Omniscient Reader)

Friends to Lovers

Confessions

Oblivious Han Sooyoung (Omniscient Reader)

Fluff

Social Media AU

reddit

not beta read we die like dokja's self sacrificial ass

self-indulgent fic

Read on AO3

[nuttytani]

Suddenly thinking about how one day, the azuchi castle warlords turn into kids. Now mai and the other castle workers have to look after super hyperactive and naughty children. The castle is in an uproar because

1) lord nobunaga is trying climb the stove to get his sugar candies and hideyoshi is trying to pull him down. Danger danger! Because they're in a kitchen. With a stove that was recently burning.

2) masamune is riding his pet tiger while dragging his long sword. Without the scabbard. Then he goes to the kitchen because something sounds fun! He finds nobunaga and hideyoshi doing whatever they were doing. Anyways, being the hype man (kid) that masamune is, he spurs nobunaga to "get those sugar candies!!! You can do it!!!"

3) Ieyasu tries to lick wasabi. Does not end up well, he accidentally rubs it around his eyes and is now crying. Mistunari tries his best to help him but is pushed away (not on purpose, Ieyasu can't see what's happening due to all the tears). Poor boy falls on his back and is crying too.

4) Mitsuhide tries to eat the hydrangeas in the garden. And the leaves. Thankfully a maid finds him and makes him spit it out.

[levia-san]

Fallen Ex-Guardian Angel YJH X Prime Isekai candidate KDJ AU

Courtesy of @tsukithewolf Link to thread (x) (it's very funny, I promise)

[tsukithewolf]

Levia and I were on some shit last night so I guess it's time for me to contribute to the pot. Have a story plot writing ramble.

Kim Dokja who falls in love at first sight with his guardian angel Yoo Joonghyuk when the guy manifests to protect him on the worst night of his life in childhood where he would have died had Yoo Joonghyuk not stepped in. But Kim Dokja was a child and traumatized and doesn't fully believe what actually happened to him, but it left an impact.

Growing up his favorite characters revolve around the memory of this being. Kim Dokja was Normal about it, until he tries to kill himself at 15 because his life was spiraling. He's saved once again by someone like that guy from that night only this time it's a boy his age. Just as hauntingly beautiful, just as vivid as his memory as a kid, but it's also not something Kim Dokja is sure happened. If that kid wasn't there that day, Kim Dokja was sure he would have died. But when he wakes up in the hospital, he's unable to get info about the person who had saved him. It was just like when he was younger.

Something transforms in him then. Once is a miracle. Twice is a coincidence. What about three times? Well, he wasn't about to try to take himself out, but he does consider it. Fate happens to work in his favor then as he almost dies once more in a freak accident, only to be saved by this mysterious person again. And now Kim Dokja is obsessed. He has to find out who this person is. He's desperate to be with him. And (un)luckily, his fate seems to be to die anyway as accidents start ramping up around him. He'd always had some near-death experiences (that weren't caused by him) but usually he was pulled back from danger at the last second, or something would trip him, or he would remember he had forgotten something only to find out the bus he'd been about to ride had been in a crash. It had freaked him out, but now? Now he looked forward to it and paid more attention. He knows that beautiful guy is around. He's convinced he's a guardian angel of some sort. But he needs him to show himself, because Kim Dokja wants to keep him by his side.

Meanwhile, his guardian angel Yoo Joonghyuk is REALLY STARTING TO LOSE HIS PATIENCE WITH THIS HELLBENT CHARGE OF HIS. He's a workaholic. He LIKES having stuff to do. It's better than lounging around in heaven, even if he's earned his peace and happy ending or whatever. He gets antsy without work. But this was ridiculous. How did he end up with the most unlucky, depressed guy? He had been kind of fond of the kid, but there was a deranged sparkle in his eye that didn't sit right with him. He looks away for two seconds, and it's like the world is out to get him. If Kim Dokja doesn't take himself out first, the world will do it for him. And like HELL Yoo Joonghyuk was going to fail at his job. This guy was going to make it to die of old age if it's the last thing he does. Yoo Joonghyuk is nothing but determined, extremely protective over his charge, and also low-key obsessed with the look of wonder Kim Dokja gives him the few times he sees him.

[tsukithewolf]

I need to make it goofier. I think I need to add somewhere in here how the near-death experiences is because Kim Dokja is a prime isekai candidate but Yoo Joonghyuk is offended that they're trying to take his charge from him. Yoo Joonghyuk versus heaven's intentions for Kim Dokja while Kim Dokja is just obsessed with Yoo Joonghyuk. Kim Dokja's just living a weird ass life and becoming obsessed with his guardian angel while also trying to live as a human all while in the background there's bureaucracy shit going on about how he's fated to be isekai'd but his guardian angel is NOT having it!

[levia-san]

*waltzes slowly in with more offerings* EDIT2: FICS OUT CHECK IT OUT HERE Link(X)

EDIT: idk whats up with tumblr and getting page order wrong in tears

[gobwinning]

office au han yoojin 💼

+bonus kim dokja

han yoojin: would dokja-ssi think i’m overstepping if i wanted to take care of him? of course he’s a grown man but… when he only drinks black coffee for lunch… how can i not want to fuss? i heard his relationship with his parents was complicated too aaahh 😣

kim dokja:

everyone thank @sat4ya for dokjin ideas

[oricalcon]

More S-Class! More! Pic for a bday! More! Han Yoohyun is a well adjusted and normal guy definitely!

[oricalcon]

Continuing to stay obsessed with my niche little fandom, a little sneaky hjyj. I spent way too long on this, but I really enjoyed the process of painting it...

[nuttytani]

to your other heart

When Dokja was younger, he had many questions. His head was always full of curiosity and a hunger to know. His mother, ever patient, would humour his thousand questions. Once, he asked, “Where does this red string end?”

Or: just another red string of fate au

Tags:

No Archive Warnings Apply

General audiences

Kim Dokja

Yoo Joonghyuk

Kim Dokja/Yoo Joonghyuk

Soulmates

Red String of Fate

Canon Compliant

First Meetings

Fate

not beta read we die like dokja's self sacrificial ass

can be read as platonic soulmates too up to interpretation of the reader

Read on AO3

[derogatory-squid]

Don't be fooled, Yuu slept very well in the coffin.

And Epel has gotten used to Yuu's spectral roomates as the freshmen hold sleep-overs often

[pneech]

[scamcall]

Soldier / Poet / King

(alt versions under the cut)

[cuddletime-blog]

Mr. Love: Queen's Choice (The Heroes' Farewell)

Victor:

The finest red wine

and fresh bouquets of red roses

with only the tenderest petals will do.

The best French lessons,

beloved vinyl records, and jazzy piano music.

Everything about you Victor is such a classic.

You are a lady’s

polished dream of dreams,

the ultimate romantic.

I wish I could freeze time

for you, my CEO, on March 26, 2026.

Then, we wouldn’t have to part.

You’re the savior of my Loveland,

a hero and savior,

one formidable force,

the king of my castle,

and the greatest King of Hearts.

Thank you for your service,

steady devotion,

and your timely motivation,

which reminds and urges me

to finish writing

each and every one of those LFG reports.

(A farewell bouquet of roses for you, Victor)

Kiro:

Everyone’s favorite superstar idol,

Loveland’s secret hero

You are both the Light and Shadow.

I want to give you the biggest of hugs!

Thank you for your service, Mr. Chips.

You have been of more

help to me than you know.

Thank you for being my Bishop,

the faith that has kept me going strong.

I hope you get to laugh as much as you want

and smile because you want to,

not because it’s your job to make others happy.

I hope you love and accept yourself,

as much as I admire you for who you are.

Please don’t be afraid to be your authentic self

in front of me or anyone else.

You are the one and only Kiro.

(A farewell bouquet of sunflowers and daisies for you, Kiro)

 Gavin:

My noble Knight

in battle-ready wind armor.

Thank you for being my greatest

protector, my forever shield and savior.

Your amber eyes glimmer

and give me hope

when my resolve starts to shake or waver.

Your open arms, the warm embrace

that feels like

I could be safe anywhere with you

are what I will always fondly remember.

Thank you for believing in me

and helping me realize

I can achieve whatever I set my mind to do.

Thank you for your service.

(A farewell bouquet of white lilies for you, Gavin)

Lucien:

Professor Lucien,

my consultant and advisor.

You are seemingly full of answers,

yet very mysterious.

You are like a beautiful

but dangerous glacier

with more layers hiding underneath.

A carefully designed deception

and a lover’s trap.

Before I even realized it,

I was already entangled and knotted

by fate and our destined ties.

You are my worthy rival

and important chess piece,

the magnificent Rook.

You are the key to my success.

I learned the truth that one night

when you stood

under the cold, pale moonlight.

A bloody, crimson flower

bloomed from your eye,

an omen and an oath,

the mighty God of War

against the background

of a fierce, Polar Night.

I hope despite the wars

and rainy, lonely nights

you’ve endured,

you will find calmer days

and will get to enjoy

the vibrant and mild,

fair weather days of autumn.

I hope you can breathe in the crisp

autumn air and feel the warmth of the sunlight.

Life’s simple pleasures

that you might have forgotten, but longed for all this time.

(A farewell bouquet of bellflowers and forget-me-nots for Lucien)

Shaw:

An interesting guy.

A teasing, bratty

friend or foe?

Some days I really can’t tell

and maybe he doesn’t want

you to really know.

Witty and clever,

highly confident,

street smart and funny,

This guy always has something to say

or do that will grab your attention.

A dark horse, unpredictable and wild,

a surprise like a bolt of lightning.

Is he hard to read or is he always just speaking his mind?

You think he’s up to trouble,

but he just wants to do as he likes.

He wants to have fun,

cause a bit of ruckus,

and show you a really good time.

Just how well do you know Shaw

and has he changed your mind?

Thank you, Shaw

for being the endearing rascal that you are.  

(A farewell bouquet of lotus flowers for you, Shaw)

[bookwyrminspiration]

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

[cinnabread]

I love seeing spam likes

It's like someone was shopping on my blog and got carried away