enemy of the state

illiterate | purple | wizard

[cryptid-crawly]

they/them | over 18 | Wizard Hubris Extraordinaire

pfp by @smolspoopy i changed my pfp for the first time in 4 years (but still check out this artist for comms)

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You find yourself at the foot of a mountain, looking up to where its peak is obscured by mist and fog. A creature resides here…or so the village folk say. If one makes an offering, one receives a reward. Is the promised reward simply escaping with your life? A good harvest for the season? Or perhaps something more…

Trick question! It’s fanfic!

Ask box & DMs are open. Send prompts or ideas or whatever or just chat! I like to talk nonstop

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Other stuff:

sometimes I reblog 18+ jokes, be warned

brain is notoriously a jar full of bees

I’m ship & let ship, so if that bugs you this probs isn’t the place for you

I try to tag fandom media with the fandom + ship (if applicable) bc when I see a post and don’t know what it’s referring to I cry, so tags be upon ye

I do have a small discord server that’s for hanging out. the link is…somewhere (it’s also 15+, with 18+ content restricted to channels only for those 18+)

I like being tagged in tag games even tho I always forget to do them

I can’t think of anything else :( cry cry I want to write more, oh well

[hallownest-archive-deactivated2]

imo the best way to interpret those “real people don’t do x” writing advice posts is “most people don’t do x, so if a character does x, it should be a distinguishing trait.” human behavior is infinitely varied; for any x, there are real people who do x. we can’t make absolute statements. we can, however, make probabilistic ones.

for example, most people don’t address each other by name in the middle of a casual conversation. if all your characters do that, your dialogue will sound stilted and unnatural. but if just one character does that, then it tells us something about that character.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

[squishysphealgirl]

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

[stworzonka]

I just met a mother of an autistic child who thinks vaccines cause autism but is still pro-vaccine. Didn't know ppl like her existed tbh

[madamross]

[libelelle]

Its so sad when gamers have no interest in a games storyline like broooo the developpers themes and ideas. You dont care about their characters? You dont care about their plot and development? You just want to hit things a lot till they die?

[wiltkingart]

from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

[ischleepzzz]

"But what about <thing that literally kills people>?"

[firedragon1321]

This was on a non rebloggable post so I'm setting it free.

[houseofpurplestars]

people get more upset about artistic depictions of violence than they do real world violence because its easier and makes them feel better

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[jmfenner91]

The Neighborhood Watch The little character on those signs always scared me as a kid - I was worried if I wandered around at night that I might see him. Like he was some kind of entity lol. Had to draw him!

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[rainbow-taishi]

When your faves barely have any content

[imgdist0000]

drawing people i see in the city (73/?)

[beybuniki]

[warm up] uravity & dynamight are popular with the kids

[tokyoproxy]

snow princess

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[paperplateprose]

writing is easy! first you must explain something you do not understand, you must express the turmoil within a person using dots and lines, you must craft a living world using hands that were never made to. and then you die