How to keep your girl happy:
Step 1: Make her laugh. Step 2: Make her moan.
Step 3: Buy her food
Step 4: Fuck her hard
Step 5: trEAT her right
Step 6: Make her cum first
Step 7: Play with her hair until she falls asleep
Step 8: Text her back fast
Step 9: respect her
Step 10: make her feel special
Step 11: don’t lie to her
Step 12: Love her with all of your heart
Step 13: remind her of her beauty and of all the things you love and adore about her. Step 14: reverse anything negative she ever says or thinks about herself. Step 15: figure out what her little things are and surprise her with those from time to time. Step 16: take her on ice cream dates. Step 17: do not be afraid to be goofy and embarrass yourself especially if it means you can hear her sweet little laugh. Step 18: hold her leg under the table at dinner. hold her hand while you drive. hold her hand whenever you can. Step 19: give her a massage, help her unwind. Step 20: reassure her to find peace in knowing that you are solely hers. Step 21: don’t live your life acting like you aren’t afraid to lose her. Step 22: watch her favorite movies even if they are your least. Step 23: sing in the shower. Step 24: leave random sticky notes in random places for her to eventually find. Step 25: don’t listen to her with intentions only to respond. actively listen to her, just listen. Step 26: take some weight off of her shoulders and take her struggles or burdens head on as your own. make her every day easier and memorable. Step 27: encourage her to be her absolute true self. in general. and especially with you. (toots and all). Step 28: don’t let a thing she does for you or for others go unnoticed. acknowledge her hard work or selfless giving. Step 29: surprise her with almost anything. especially head. Step 30: communicate clearly about your thoughts/feelings/emotions on a situation and encourage her to do the same. do not be prideful. do not be petty. Step 31: make her feel protected and safe at all times. Step 32: let her steal your shirts. even your favorite ones. Step 33: if and when she sends you pictures… gas. her. the. hell. up. !!!! that’s YOUR. GIRL.
@inpaired-judgement 😘
