There is a lot to forget & a lot not to do.

Meep.

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

every moira line in the babysitting episode is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

[sorumsuzgunluk]

[wowofu]

my cat makes this noise whenever she yawns

[r0sebuddy]

good.

[shittycryptids]

a beekeeper but he only keeps one bee

[singsoftly]

A friend

[theweirdwideweb]

[animalwoonz]

[r0sebuddy]

WHAT. I....WHAT. 

Two cats for the price of 1.

[marisatomay]

[jehovahhthickness]

I really needed this. Omg

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Wow, that second part...what a read Basically dont text your ex or an ex situationship

[r0sebuddy]

I think I need to stick this up on my wall. Happy two weeks post-breakup to me.

[r0sebuddy]

me, an intellectual: *passing my buddy a slim jim* would you care for this Slender James?

[gosh]

[r0sebuddy]

me rn :D

[r0sebuddy]

birds: what a beautiful morning

birds: but you know what this needs

birds: yelling

[pettycentral]

[glumshoe]

what does it mean when someone says they’re pescatarian and vegan

[teaboot]

Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned

[somecutething]

[contac]

When you fall through a kiddy pool and end up in the Coca-Cola Hellscape.

[kreuzaderny]

you will not die, but for ten thousand years you’ll wish you had

[colinforreal-deactivated2019031]

Lol, mine is apparently, Maximum Risk (1996)  “Welcome to the other side of safe.” 

[calystarose]

https://playback.fm/birthday-movie - #1 movie on your bday 

[xandermcqueer]

The River Wild

“The vacation is over.”

[pink-dragonair]

mine is just YABBA DABBA DOO gfdrhgfjdr

[r0sebuddy]

“The magic is back again!” I like it. Much more positive than the way astrology shits on Geminis.

[jvedi-blog]

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

[queerlittlecreature-deactivated]

I will get to class 20 mins early and still be anxious

[iamwomanking]

Because no one else is there yet & is this the right place?? are you here the wrong day??

[r0sebuddy]

Why is this still me in grad school?