we did something really good tonight !

  🩸NADJA🩸 WWDITS & VTM RP  SPOILERS PRESENT!

[nxdja]

// hi hello i have the wwdits fonts installed on my computer, photoshop, and free time — if anyone has (simple) graphics requests involving said font …. i’m listening…..

[nxdja]

[nxdja]

// hi hello i have the wwdits fonts installed on my computer, photoshop, and free time — if anyone has (simple) graphics requests involving said font .... i’m listening.....

[malkaviansyndromes]

you ever wanted to be one of those gritty 90s antiheroes with the trenchcoat and the black leather and the 600 zillion machine guns n belts and shit? i think if you cant be that then there’s no point in being a vampire

[normaltremere]

that’s just wesley snipes. he’s already a vampire.

[malkaviansyndromes]

you’re gonna come on my post and tell me wesley snipes is real?

[normaltremere]

1) nadja already showed up and raised my blood pressure about 20 points by revealing the documentary What We Do In The Shadows wasn’t just kine making a lucky guess but an actual depiction of actual vampires 2) wesley snipes was on it

[malkaviansyndromes]

wesley snipes is MADE UP. you’re fucking with me.

[normaltremere]

watch the fucking show man!!!!!!

[malkaviansyndromes]

they probably just got blade to play wesley snipes dude!

[normaltremere]

IT WAS A FACTUAL DOCUMENTARY

[nxdja]

I can confirm this fact. My Jenna has told me of 'Blade' but the helmets trick does not work unfortunately.

[nxdja]

[nxdja]

archbishoptiercel​:

nxdja​:

Ah, “hell-ooo” to you, thank you!

Oh no, “Hoo-loo”, you watch television shows on it, like the one you and Laszlo and Nandor star in!

Yes, of course, our familiar has shown me this “sight”. Any cases, it is lovely to meet you!

[synesindri]

lightly kicking one’s pigshit housemate while one’s husband is on the run from mark hamill is probably good for a chuckle, right?

[pathogenix]

@nxdja HELLO LOVE THE SHOW I AM DELIGHTED TO MEET YOU

[nxdja]

HELLO I AM VERY HAPPY FOR YOU TO BE MEETING ME

[archbishoptiercel]

NADJA?!? I have seen you on your “Hoo-loo” programme!

[nxdja]

Ah, "hell-ooo" to you, thank you!

[ll-underestimated-ll]

@ventrue-in-control​ @half-todeath​ @nxdja​ I passed on your advice and went down to clock tower to throw him off the ramparts. He was a little more succesfu this time - Thea

[nxdja]

Very good!!!! You are getting the hang of it, yes?

[nxdja]

@ll-underestimated-ll 

If it is a struggle to leave the ground, your friend can throw you. Very powerful learning tool.

[ll-underestimated-ll]

I’m sure if I throw him a few more times he’ll get it eventually. - Thea

[half-todeath]

Try throwing him off a roof. More height and it works for birds.

[nxdja]

Yes this may work. Is he flapping his little wings? You have to flap your little wings.

[ll-underestimated-ll]

update

[nxdja]

@ll-underestimated-ll 

If it is a struggle to leave the ground, your friend can throw you. Very powerful learning tool.

[normaltremere]

@nxdja

so uh what’s the deal with colin robinson

[nxdja]

the deal is we let him pay the rent since he has a job in the day times

[normaltremere]

i mean like… what kind of vampire is he, do you know? he looks like a kuei-jin, but he’s - very, very white.

[nxdja]

we call him an energy vampire. i don’t know, he came with the house. 

[normaltremere]

absolutely terrifying! thanks

[nxdja]

More of a nusiance than terrifying, but I suppose you are welcome.

[normaltremere]

@nxdja

so uh what’s the deal with colin robinson

[nxdja]

the deal is we let him pay the rent since he has a job in the day times

[normaltremere]

i mean like… what kind of vampire is he, do you know? he looks like a kuei-jin, but he’s - very, very white.

[nxdja]

we call him an energy vampire. i don’t know, he came with the house. 

[normaltremere]

@nxdja

so uh what’s the deal with colin robinson

[nxdja]

the deal is we let him pay the rent since he has a job in the day times

[nxdja]

If you see me as a cat getting attention from strangers last week, no you didn't.

[nxdja]

// i have a really stupid post in my drafts that i want to post but its.... too silly to be ic i think

[pathogenix]

@nxdja HELLO LOVE THE SHOW I AM DELIGHTED TO MEET YOU

[nxdja]

HELLO I AM VERY HAPPY FOR YOU TO BE MEETING ME