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Always having at least one (1) crisis.

[robertmitchum]

THE SIMPSONS | THE SPRINGFIELD CONNECTION 

[noahnomore]

[killowave]

[nxixn]

Happy Eid Mubarak to all the Muslims around the world! ❤️

We did it, peeps! 🎉 🎉🎉 Another month of Ramadan endured.

I hope y’all are celebrating responsibly :D

[singinginthecar]

Do NOT make an issue out of Muslims slaughtering animals during Eid. They literally do it to cook mass amounts of food to feed the poor. McDonald's, KFC and other fast food chains do this every single day to feed the rest of y'all and they're making money out of it, so shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

[jjonsnow-deactivated20210522]

#me after quarantine x

[nxixn]

hey peeps. anybody interested in being interviewed (via zoom) about the current covid-19 situation in america rn? 

it’s for my assignment. i’ll give you great big fat internet points for it.

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

Mood.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (4/07/20)

Bonus:

[yesterdaysprint]

Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, December 20, 1928

[nightofthecreeps]

I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. 

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

[incompetentantagonist]

[lorelaigilmoure]

#IT’S THE YEAR 2020!!!

[lorelaigilmoure]

#me 24/7

[robertmitchum]

JOHN MULANEY AND THE SACK LUNCH BUNCH dir. Rhys Thomas 

[eggsaladstain]

a good take

[animyuls]

[ourlovelsgod]

he is right and he should say it