hey

hi im laura and i may or may not be wasting my life rn

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[djo-time]

people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted

[affectionsuggestion]

Just being around you is more than enough for me

[teenscoolest]

me: *is faced with a distressing situation*

brain: *shuts down*

me: no maybe we should actually deal with this

brain: ✔️read 7:26pm

[sober-2]

The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that

[jncoes]

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

[seekers-whoarelovers-deactivate]

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

[valleydean]

[adapto]

[velvetandcelluloid]

[lostintheligh-t-deactivated2026]

[xantime]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[c-bassmeow]

she is so FAKE 

[h3ckn0]

It costs $0.00 to be loyal to your girlfriend

[r33mi]

every night I think of you

[tittytron]

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[rabbittongue]