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mintydoo

dave kat wip

paleoz

this is the worst job offer ever

I wish I could have finished this during pride month but I got sick :(

chaidottealeaves

I put your song on my Homestuck island and IMMEDIATELY Dave and Karkat started listening to it

i hope dave is explaining in great, unneccessary detail how - despite being mentioned by name - karkat is ABSOLUTELY NOT who this song is about, and how, even if it was, which, again, it isn't, terezi is spouting total bullshit and really dude you shouldnt even listen to her i mean like and even if it was which it isnt its so obviously not about you man.

CG: RIGHT. TG: yeah just really gotta hammer it in there yknow cuz theres absolutely zero chance i mean these chicks be wilding CG: WHAT? TG: sorry i mean troll chicks be wilding CG: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT TG: troll hammers CG: JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST DAVE DO YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF IMBECILE? A FRESHLY PUPATED SQUIRMING LITTLE WIGGLER? CG: DON'T MIND ME WHILE I CRAWL PAINSTAKINGLY BACK UP INTO THE MOTHER GRUBS WARM, WELCOMING FORMATION CHAMBER. TG: okay look dude if its not either of those things then i have absolutely no idea what your cranky ass is confused about TG: maybe you are just dumb i dunno just spitballing here CG: SO ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT "MUTANT BLOOD" JUST SO HAPPENS TO REFER TO SOME *OTHER* BIRTH DEFECTED PIECE OF SHIT MOVING AROUND JUST OUTSIDE OF MY FUCKING PERIPHERY? CG: NO TELL ME DAVE. CG: TELL ME HOW MANY OTHER MUTANTS YOU KNOW WELL ENOUGH FOR TEREZI PYROPE TO WRITE AN ENTIRE DISS TRACK UNREQUITED LOVE BALLAD ABOUT. TG: kankri CG: WHAT? TG: not that itd ever be fucking kankri CG: WHO THE FUCK IS KANKRI???? TG: wait what timeline is this