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25 they/them

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[dogpuppy]

[jbt7493]

(guy who just discovered human connection) lets all reblog posts from each other, and be friends

[cutecipher]

im glad they recycled pjackk into a slide at a children's park

[4ever-w33d-bronie]

This edible ain’t shit!!!!!! Just kidding dokey Kong 64 🦍🦧🐒🍌🌴🌴🌴🍌🛢️🍉🍊🥥🥜🍇🍍🪶🐊🦏🐝🦫🏝️🏜️🌊👑🔑🧚📸🌈🍌🟡🔴🔵🟣🟢🎈

[cubsha]

kind of a snort. rehog.

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[spiderbasil]

settings

> my oyster

> configure my oyster

> release my pearl

[crimewave420]

i’m seeing little green men and i’m starting to like it

[faithliesinashes]

[hungwy]

pardon, but do you love rubble? what about debris?

[sandsvendor100]

I Have My Own Way Of Doing Things That Youre Going To Respect

Im Clean

Im Natural

Computers Respond Nicely To My Input

I Am A Reasonable Sort

Many People Say I Look Like Young Elvis

Many People Say I Look Like The Beatles

Even Simple Men Can Understand My Statutes

I Defeated 1000 Enemies And I Dismayed 1000 Liars

I’m In The Nude—Which Is O.K.

[ilovecats4ever]

[hymen-restoration-project]

My girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax)

[fujoshiwarrior]

it's kind of fucked up that pig is an insult considering that the pig is a humble and virtuous beast

[dumbpuppyfag]

(suddenly appears semi-transparently in your room) they lied, you don't have to debate every single point to be a good person, you can just block people, it's okay (fading away again) i think that cup on your desk has stuff growing in it

[namelessenbytime]

Jeff the Fucker: I'm going to Jeff the fuck you