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This chucklefuck wouldn’t have been here to write this enlightening comment if his parents just didn’t have sex that night, but I’m not going to tell women to think twice about having a headache.

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When I started to see the Leopards Eating Peoples Faces Party eating other peoples' faces, I started having doubts about them. But when they started eating my face, they went too far.

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NYTrashFire, style edition!!!

If you’re going to spend $1K on beauty products and find the time to use them.... couldn’t you just call in sick and take a damn nap at that point???

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Look--women do the laundry, men mow the grass. It’s right there in Leviticus!

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Look, if we’re going to roll back social progress by several decades, the least we can do is do it thoroughly and efficiently!

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How could the court possibly believe that the travel ban was a Muslim ban??? 🤔🤔🤔

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Remember when Trump first praised Putin and homophobic leftist dudes became open bigots under the guise of being anti-Trump? Well, one of them did an animation for the New York Times!

The audio is just the same anti-Putin Trump speeches you've heard a hundred times. The animation is.... uh..... *cough*

You can just tell how repulsed the animator is by..... corruption.....

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Morgan: “If I keep licking this boot, it will surely stop pressing so hard on my face!”

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Sanders: Lies in support of an administration putting children in internment camps.

Red Hen: Quietly asks Sanders to leave the restaurant after giving her a free cheese plate.

Centrists: “Are these.... the same??? 🤔🤔🤔“

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Let’s face it: the majority of Americans are very upset about an investigation from two years ago that the FBI closed with no charges.

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Remember back when dudes were foaming at the mouth, day in, day out, about due process? Because people said mean things about alleged sexual abusers?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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“As long as I agree with killing the guy, who cares if the jury made that decision literally because he’s gay? I don’t see how letting this go could possibly backfire!”

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Thank you President Trump for putting children in concentration camps to extort the party that still has basic decency.

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“How can it be wrong that rich students can buy their way into better education when rich people buy better opportunities all of the time???”

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Here’s Jessica Valenti with her purity politics again: pushing perfectly valid feminists under the bus just because they’re okay with women bleeding to death in back-alleys!