California Dreamin'

Maybe I'll call you after my blood turns to alcohol.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If plastic is made of oil, and oil is made of fossils, and fossils are made of dinosaurs, so plastic dinosaurs are made of dinosaurs.

[actuallygodzilla]

*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son

[tallmage-deactivated20171006]

You would not believe your knees

If 10 million bumble bees

[superorganza]

this is the content i signed up for

[lord-parody]

[cookii-whore]

[yeehawlw]

[negrocops]

WHAT!!!!!????

[ruinedchildhood]

[hyrude]

i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this

[finofilipino]

[dontknowmynamelol]

wut

[jimmuhcat]

such majesty

[urfuckentrashbabe]

where r they goin

[goddamngeckogirl]

I never enjoyed a pictures series more

[darlinggod]

[ifuckingknowplaces]

(2009-2017)

[shittyidea]

Uphill skiing

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[mrbenwyatt]

[best-of-memes]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]