my cozy corner of the internet

just my brain

[nyxie-is-da-bean]

so im having major writers block & shit, so im putting this blog on hiatus sorry!

[ryzselo]

My single contribution to the PHM fandom

[emy-higgins]

[the-big-mood]

[vemancer]

I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[satan-offical]

I had beef dumplings today and they were so good I want to have a dick just to make it hard

[saintketamine]

tumblr is a MORNING app. it should be enjoyed while eating breakfast, drinking your cup of tea or coffee, letting your meds kick in... sometimes I go on here at night but in my heart I know it’s wrong.

[pr]

[ottermatopoeia]

How quickly we forget nightblogging

[zebra11235]

I love AO3 and all its wonderful, generous, gorgeous, hilarious writers.

[lordbaba]

Grace: “I miss Carl…”

Rocky: “Grace,”

Grace: “Carl used to call me that..”

Rocky: “Because it’s your fucking name.”

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[takemetoohigh]

confirmed

One of the hottest controversy of the month

[vagiilante]

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

[echossecondblog]

hey. Wanna hear something funny

HE IS A DUDE!

THE PLOT TWIST A LIFETIME

[haystarlight]

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

[crazy-pages]

Help Von Recover From Top Surgery, organized by Von Morris

Hello! My name is Von. I am a trans dude out in Brooklyn and I finally have a top surger… Von Morris needs your support for Help Von Recove

Putting the link in the post.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[naamahdarling]

As someone in a relationship with a Hawaiian shirt wearing trans dude who will, ah, do me right, my initial assumption was completely correct.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

[iridescentjaq]

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

that’s horrifying! thank you

[captain-ravioli7321]

this is beautiful,,, may my body be consumed by a tree when i die

[depsidase]

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

I wanna lick it

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[hyperfixating-is-my-thing]

NEW TAG GAME

The last fictional character in your camera roll is now your older sibling/parental figure

@cosmo-lives-here @donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @damsnackbar03 @thejohnlockedfemboy

[cosmic-entity-official]

Uh oh

[causalshapeshifter]

Rowan Morningstar. My oc.

[cosmic-entity-official]

are you fucked?

[causalshapeshifter]

she’s very traumatized and I feel like she wouldn’t let me out of her sight

[was-the-grink-there]

This is somewhere between “dream come true please replace my shitty irl father”

And “fuck now I’m gonna get emotionally devastated by his death”

@raventhecrispy-offical @impisback-tellafriend @subtletwilighteternity @flicksuniverse @ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife @bardorsomethinglikethat

[ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife]

NOT LOBOTOMIZED KIRISHIMA BROOOOO 😭

@p3tmeplz @mutt-puppyboi @silly-lil-trans-thing @simonsjohnny @th3-s0l4rsyst3m @thefalsenessofflesh + open tags

[mangieandvix]

i got myself and quite a few others 😭 that's a lot of pink foxes!!

uhh tags @somefoxnamed-sage and I'm too scared to tag anyone else so open tags

[somefoxnamed-sage]

I didn’t have any images of fictional characters saved so I did the last pin saved and I’m struggling not to laugh

life series Jimmy apparently

@crowmaturgy @astro-not-ical @thatone-blujae @thepiratefish @razzmatazzyoo @eldr1tch-cr0w and whoever else

guys please ignore the image

[thatone-blujae]

It’s Holland March, I’m fucked.

@peerlesscinders @cericreatively @flothefrostwolf @moongo0se @nikolliver

[cericreatively]

great,,,, I'm stuck with the cosmic yaoi guys (lighthearted),,,,

this is either going to be a chaotic disaster or hopefully turn out better than expected, depending on the amount of Hextech hijinks involved :'>>>

anyways tagging people

@quaintcy @aubreelikescats @akaiuchiha @twyrewolf @combeferres-mothematics @cinders-writes @anexcellentshot @juniperbrick @fandomdreemur @ravioliiraven @godlessgoatcheese @pudding28 @fangirl-multitasking @auri-ace @e-adlirez @noritheidiot @katarithekat @yoooo-ima-lurk @land-of-frogs-and-dragons

[aubreelikescats]

i also did last pin saved since i recently got a new phone and dont have many photos saved so...

i have a fucking hallucination as my parent figure. lovely.

@dqk-theaceartist @thatweirdfaechild25 @kittysboba @olirolipoli @clemmies-here @mgmt2 @musical-ingenue-wannabe @downtothelandofwonders @your-local-anomaly @j4r0fj4m @squccle / open tags

[kris-stardust]

I'm fucked

@deciduowl @aroacewithsleeves @moss4brains @michealssexshop @papermuncher15

[moss4brains]

HELL YEAH SPY DAD!!! (Ignore how bad the pic is lol)

@myosotis-elinora @manybirdz27 @nyctous-knight @givemeafuckingjoint @swampspiders

[swampspiders]

it's fucking neil mcbeal the navy seal i can't do this shit anymore i hate this guy

i hate bojack horseman more obviously but i have to be honest, he was right in this episode. even though he went about all wrong, NEIL, YOU DIDN'T HAVE DIBS ON THOSE MUFFINS!!!

"i fought for your freedom" SINCE WHEN DID MY FREEDOM GET IN AFGHANISTAN, NEIL??

uhhh yeah

@doctoramn3sia @mossbear-minese @pierce-the-nipples @erikvoice-perfection @snarpz

[envyasinnv]

drawing courtesy of @ooo-silly-worms unfortunately you influence my camera roll too much. (go check out her art and stuff hehehe)

open tags bc im lazy

[pile-of-worms]

Oh shit I forgot to post that on my @ooo-silly-worms blog LMAO- I’ll do it now. But anyways, thanks for tagging me with it, envy :3

Taking part in this myself:

Ahhh I’m so screwed. It’s my parental figure… is it eating me or teaching me to be a cannibal? Neither option is great

Uhh tags @the-randomest-of-usernames @romanticizing-life11111 @arbitrarilyselected @stronglychromatictroll @jpeggingboy

[the-randomest-of-usernames]

(Not my textpost) I guess Herbert and Dan are my parents now??

[thecollectorofships]

:)

@lostinthecosmoslonelyyy @gerrydabirb uhhhh open tags because im bat at remembering people's usernames

[lostinthecosmoslonelyyy]

literally just answered a marriage version of this so second last it is

i actually like this

@singohmuse @thecollectorofships @this-wretched-thing123

[nyxie-is-da-bean]

old Morticia Addams!! (im not sure if this is from addams family or addams family values but it's one of dose!) i am most certainly not upset with this!! @awildweirdo101

[emhidesart]

Rocky meets some animals from earth 🌍🌻