Imani

obsessed with baking I luh pastries

[melonmemes]

[epic4chan]

[arafna-deactivated20170105]

[fvlltimefae]

This picture alone tells you she was robbed

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[wolg-fang]

Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED

[homoprince]

Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[deejay]

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

[deejay]

[victorious]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[weavemama]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

There’s this really cute girl that comes in every now and then sat at my section and I asked her out for lunch and she gave me her number and I’m pretty excited

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Ok scratch that she’s pregnant apparently

[kingjaffejoffer]

Shout out to the random Black TMZ staffer that gave Kanye that light work at the end

[puffdaddyross]

Shoutout Van Lathan for that. Somebody had to let that delusional Nigga know.

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Damn yo

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

This nigga said slavey was a choice smh

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

[jazminekhan-deactivated20241127]

[demonicplatonic-deactivated2015]

no hemo

[cooler-kid-deactivated20150831]

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

[annoyingfeministbitch]

[betterthankanyebitch]

Solange singing the proud family theme song

[with-practice]

[doggosource]

I AM IN LOVE

[sadnegro]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

This is…so me