King of the World

Owen Milligan, newly free from DCS. Single. Hetero. I'm one of those asshole jocks. Most people bore me. If you don't think you're one of them, get at me. Family Mine | Ours Eats | Beats | Sex

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RETIRED PAGE.

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Text to Owen

Tori: Have you heard from Cam lately? He like dropped off the face of the earth.

Owen: Not since I was over there, no.

Owen: No, I didn't kill him.

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Remember when Browen loved me?

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I thought this was Tristan’s blog at first because whiny girl. Sup?

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I.. oh. I just cherish you man, ja feel? Miss my broski home skillet biscuit. Just sitting here, thinking ‘bout cha. What’s up with you?

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Ja definitely feel. Weren't you just here? How can you miss me when you were practically playing Battleshits with my kid over the weekend? Nothing much, thinkin' about you thinkin' about me.

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Remember when Browen loved me?

Me neither.

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I thought this was Tristan's blog at first because whiny girl. Sup?

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Text @ Tris

Owen: Where the fuck did you even find a flapper costume for a 4 month old!

Tristan: I made it myself, duh!

Tristan: You really underestimate my sewing skills.

Owen: Where did mom go wrong..

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Text @ Tris

Owen: So help me if I find my daughter in one more of these costumes.

Tristan: You'll die of adorbs? Here's hoping

Owen: Where the fuck did you even find a flapper costume for a 4 month old!

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Text @ Tris

Owen: So help me if I find my daughter in one more of these costumes.

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Sophie just let one rip!

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That’s… just splendid.

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Yeah. You should probs change her diaper? Cus it stinks in here. I mean it might’ve been the gas I just passed, but.

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Have at it?

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Sophie just let one rip!

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I didn’t, so I’m glad you filled me in.

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Hell yeah, wouldn’t want you to miss out on something so huge!

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That's... just splendid.

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Sophie just let one rip!

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Dude.

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You heard that shit too, right!?

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I didn't, so I'm glad you filled me in.

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Sophie just let one rip!

She’s officially one of the bros. She can kick it with Browen and I.

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Dude.

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Text to: Preggerz & Popeye

Owen: Drag racing is cars...

Tristan: Not when they're drag queens, idiot.

Owen: In cars or..

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Text to: Preggerz & Popeye

Owen: Since when do you watch car shit?

Tristan: It's not a car show! Ugh

Owen: Drag racing is cars...

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Text to: Preggerz & Popeye

Tristan: Did you delete the new episode of drag race?

Owen: Since when do you watch car shit?

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Need some clarification. My obsession with fries, or your obsession with me?

I... both. It was both.

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That a fat joke?

It was an obsession joke.

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You make my insides tickle.

That could be the fries.