Hello there.
I’m Joey Tamlin, o5-13 in universe 20xx16-A
I use any pronouns, so pick whatever you want.
Anyone is welcome to visit me at the house! You’ll just need to find it first ;)
Personal questions are ok.
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@o5-13-tamlin
Hello there.
I’m Joey Tamlin, o5-13 in universe 20xx16-A
I use any pronouns, so pick whatever you want.
Anyone is welcome to visit me at the house! You’ll just need to find it first ;)
Personal questions are ok.
sometimes I want to run away
why drown in my sorrows when I can drown in a lake?
I'm always here for you.
oh, don’t worry about him! He’s just feeling philosophical today.
He’s at mine to discuss something, but it ended up becoming a sort of therapy session.. whoops! He’s napping now, if you’re wondering.
Okay good, I was worried for him
He’ll stay here for a couple days, so you won’t be seeing him walking around. Just so you know.
Alright... Tell me when he's back on his feet.
Will do! It shouldn’t be too long.
Oh by the way. Tell him I'll be busy on Monday with some things. So he shouldn't be surprised if I don't call him that day
Word, gotcha! Though I don’t think he ever expects to be called anyways..
Oh looks like my whole schedule is suddenly cleared on Monday, how ironic. Tell him I'm free for the whole week, in fact
Oh, uhmm, okay, sure!
Are you, uhm.. Expecting something from him? If so, it would probably work better to be direct. He’s bad at hints.
No sir. Just... I want to talk to my husband. That's all.
Fair enough!
Also, a little warning, forgot if I told you already… Calling might be a bit wonky due to time dilation in the house, so if there’s something that really can’t wait, texting is a better option. The filtering on that should be fixed this time.
Oh! That explains a bit. Alright, I'll text him soon. Thank you
Can I ask what was bothering my lover, tho?
Okay, good!
It was just a depression dip, as far as I’m aware. He’ll feel better after some rest and scheduled activities!
Okay. Because something happened to Tan and I think... Never mind, I shouldn't even be telling you this
Oh no! What happened? Is he okay?
...
He had a massive wound on his stomach and some cuts. Caused an infection. He said he did it himself and I figured Aaron getting wounded was the reason... Don't blame him for telling me. You know I threaten him.
Oh my…
Please take care of him for me, okay? Don’t want that infection to get worse… And, uhmm, if you’d please update me if something else happens, I’d appreciate that.
Thanks.
Don't tell Aaron. I'll ask him myself, then.
I am! I promise. Maybe a... Nevermind, anyways he'll be fine. I hope...
No problem, sir.
Okay!
Good, good. If you need anything, please don’t hesitate to ask! We’re all here for you.
That means more than you think. Thank you
Anytime. Take care!
sometimes I want to run away
why drown in my sorrows when I can drown in a lake?
I'm always here for you.
oh, don’t worry about him! He’s just feeling philosophical today.
He’s at mine to discuss something, but it ended up becoming a sort of therapy session.. whoops! He’s napping now, if you’re wondering.
Okay good, I was worried for him
He’ll stay here for a couple days, so you won’t be seeing him walking around. Just so you know.
Alright... Tell me when he's back on his feet.
Will do! It shouldn’t be too long.
Oh by the way. Tell him I'll be busy on Monday with some things. So he shouldn't be surprised if I don't call him that day
Word, gotcha! Though I don’t think he ever expects to be called anyways..
Oh looks like my whole schedule is suddenly cleared on Monday, how ironic. Tell him I'm free for the whole week, in fact
Oh, uhmm, okay, sure!
Are you, uhm.. Expecting something from him? If so, it would probably work better to be direct. He’s bad at hints.
No sir. Just... I want to talk to my husband. That's all.
Fair enough!
Also, a little warning, forgot if I told you already… Calling might be a bit wonky due to time dilation in the house, so if there’s something that really can’t wait, texting is a better option. The filtering on that should be fixed this time.
Oh! That explains a bit. Alright, I'll text him soon. Thank you
Can I ask what was bothering my lover, tho?
Okay, good!
It was just a depression dip, as far as I’m aware. He’ll feel better after some rest and scheduled activities!
Okay. Because something happened to Tan and I think... Never mind, I shouldn't even be telling you this
Oh no! What happened? Is he okay?
...
He had a massive wound on his stomach and some cuts. Caused an infection. He said he did it himself and I figured Aaron getting wounded was the reason... Don't blame him for telling me. You know I threaten him.
Oh my…
Please take care of him for me, okay? Don’t want that infection to get worse… And, uhmm, if you’d please update me if something else happens, I’d appreciate that.
Thanks.
Don't tell Aaron. I'll ask him myself, then.
I am! I promise. Maybe a... Nevermind, anyways he'll be fine. I hope...
No problem, sir.
Okay!
Good, good. If you need anything, please don’t hesitate to ask! We’re all here for you.
I want. A chevy impala
haa ♪~ I love cars
Good morning!
We’ll go look at cars soon, okay?
sometimes I want to run away
why drown in my sorrows when I can drown in a lake?
I'm always here for you.
oh, don’t worry about him! He’s just feeling philosophical today.
He’s at mine to discuss something, but it ended up becoming a sort of therapy session.. whoops! He’s napping now, if you’re wondering.
Okay good, I was worried for him
He’ll stay here for a couple days, so you won’t be seeing him walking around. Just so you know.
Alright... Tell me when he's back on his feet.
Will do! It shouldn’t be too long.
Oh by the way. Tell him I'll be busy on Monday with some things. So he shouldn't be surprised if I don't call him that day
Word, gotcha! Though I don’t think he ever expects to be called anyways..
Oh looks like my whole schedule is suddenly cleared on Monday, how ironic. Tell him I'm free for the whole week, in fact
Oh, uhmm, okay, sure!
Are you, uhm.. Expecting something from him? If so, it would probably work better to be direct. He’s bad at hints.
No sir. Just... I want to talk to my husband. That's all.
Fair enough!
Also, a little warning, forgot if I told you already… Calling might be a bit wonky due to time dilation in the house, so if there’s something that really can’t wait, texting is a better option. The filtering on that should be fixed this time.
Oh! That explains a bit. Alright, I'll text him soon. Thank you
Can I ask what was bothering my lover, tho?
Okay, good!
It was just a depression dip, as far as I’m aware. He’ll feel better after some rest and scheduled activities!
Okay. Because something happened to Tan and I think... Never mind, I shouldn't even be telling you this
Oh no! What happened? Is he okay?
...
He had a massive wound on his stomach and some cuts. Caused an infection. He said he did it himself and I figured Aaron getting wounded was the reason... Don't blame him for telling me. You know I threaten him.
Oh my…
Please take care of him for me, okay? Don’t want that infection to get worse… And, uhmm, if you’d please update me if something else happens, I’d appreciate that.
Thanks.
sometimes I want to run away
why drown in my sorrows when I can drown in a lake?
I'm always here for you.
oh, don’t worry about him! He’s just feeling philosophical today.
He’s at mine to discuss something, but it ended up becoming a sort of therapy session.. whoops! He’s napping now, if you’re wondering.
Okay good, I was worried for him
He’ll stay here for a couple days, so you won’t be seeing him walking around. Just so you know.
Alright... Tell me when he's back on his feet.
Will do! It shouldn’t be too long.
Oh by the way. Tell him I'll be busy on Monday with some things. So he shouldn't be surprised if I don't call him that day
Word, gotcha! Though I don’t think he ever expects to be called anyways..
Oh looks like my whole schedule is suddenly cleared on Monday, how ironic. Tell him I'm free for the whole week, in fact
Oh, uhmm, okay, sure!
Are you, uhm.. Expecting something from him? If so, it would probably work better to be direct. He’s bad at hints.
No sir. Just... I want to talk to my husband. That's all.
Fair enough!
Also, a little warning, forgot if I told you already… Calling might be a bit wonky due to time dilation in the house, so if there’s something that really can’t wait, texting is a better option. The filtering on that should be fixed this time.
Oh! That explains a bit. Alright, I'll text him soon. Thank you
Can I ask what was bothering my lover, tho?
Okay, good!
It was just a depression dip, as far as I’m aware. He’ll feel better after some rest and scheduled activities!
Okay. Because something happened to Tan and I think... Never mind, I shouldn't even be telling you this
Oh no! What happened? Is he okay?
sometimes I want to run away
why drown in my sorrows when I can drown in a lake?
I'm always here for you.
oh, don’t worry about him! He’s just feeling philosophical today.
He’s at mine to discuss something, but it ended up becoming a sort of therapy session.. whoops! He’s napping now, if you’re wondering.
Okay good, I was worried for him
He’ll stay here for a couple days, so you won’t be seeing him walking around. Just so you know.
Alright... Tell me when he's back on his feet.
Will do! It shouldn’t be too long.
Oh by the way. Tell him I'll be busy on Monday with some things. So he shouldn't be surprised if I don't call him that day
Word, gotcha! Though I don’t think he ever expects to be called anyways..
Oh looks like my whole schedule is suddenly cleared on Monday, how ironic. Tell him I'm free for the whole week, in fact
Oh, uhmm, okay, sure!
Are you, uhm.. Expecting something from him? If so, it would probably work better to be direct. He’s bad at hints.
No sir. Just... I want to talk to my husband. That's all.
Fair enough!
Also, a little warning, forgot if I told you already… Calling might be a bit wonky due to time dilation in the house, so if there’s something that really can’t wait, texting is a better option. The filtering on that should be fixed this time.
Oh! That explains a bit. Alright, I'll text him soon. Thank you
Can I ask what was bothering my lover, tho?
Okay, good!
It was just a depression dip, as far as I’m aware. He’ll feel better after some rest and scheduled activities!
sometimes I want to run away
why drown in my sorrows when I can drown in a lake?
I'm always here for you.
oh, don’t worry about him! He’s just feeling philosophical today.
He’s at mine to discuss something, but it ended up becoming a sort of therapy session.. whoops! He’s napping now, if you’re wondering.
Okay good, I was worried for him
He’ll stay here for a couple days, so you won’t be seeing him walking around. Just so you know.
Alright... Tell me when he's back on his feet.
Will do! It shouldn’t be too long.
Oh by the way. Tell him I'll be busy on Monday with some things. So he shouldn't be surprised if I don't call him that day
Word, gotcha! Though I don’t think he ever expects to be called anyways..
Oh looks like my whole schedule is suddenly cleared on Monday, how ironic. Tell him I'm free for the whole week, in fact
Oh, uhmm, okay, sure!
Are you, uhm.. Expecting something from him? If so, it would probably work better to be direct. He’s bad at hints.
No sir. Just... I want to talk to my husband. That's all.
Fair enough!
Also, a little warning, forgot if I told you already… Calling might be a bit wonky due to time dilation in the house, so if there’s something that really can’t wait, texting is a better option. The filtering on that should be fixed this time.
sometimes I want to run away
why drown in my sorrows when I can drown in a lake?
I'm always here for you.
oh, don’t worry about him! He’s just feeling philosophical today.
He’s at mine to discuss something, but it ended up becoming a sort of therapy session.. whoops! He’s napping now, if you’re wondering.
Okay good, I was worried for him
He’ll stay here for a couple days, so you won’t be seeing him walking around. Just so you know.
Alright... Tell me when he's back on his feet.
Will do! It shouldn’t be too long.
Oh by the way. Tell him I'll be busy on Monday with some things. So he shouldn't be surprised if I don't call him that day
Word, gotcha! Though I don’t think he ever expects to be called anyways..
Oh looks like my whole schedule is suddenly cleared on Monday, how ironic. Tell him I'm free for the whole week, in fact
Oh, uhmm, okay, sure!
Are you, uhm.. Expecting something from him? If so, it would probably work better to be direct. He’s bad at hints.
sometimes I want to run away
why drown in my sorrows when I can drown in a lake?
I'm always here for you.
oh, don’t worry about him! He’s just feeling philosophical today.
He’s at mine to discuss something, but it ended up becoming a sort of therapy session.. whoops! He’s napping now, if you’re wondering.
Okay good, I was worried for him
He’ll stay here for a couple days, so you won’t be seeing him walking around. Just so you know.
Alright... Tell me when he's back on his feet.
Will do! It shouldn’t be too long.
Oh by the way. Tell him I'll be busy on Monday with some things. So he shouldn't be surprised if I don't call him that day
Word, gotcha! Though I don’t think he ever expects to be called anyways..
sometimes I want to run away
why drown in my sorrows when I can drown in a lake?
I'm always here for you.
oh, don’t worry about him! He’s just feeling philosophical today.
He’s at mine to discuss something, but it ended up becoming a sort of therapy session.. whoops! He’s napping now, if you’re wondering.
Okay good, I was worried for him
He’ll stay here for a couple days, so you won’t be seeing him walking around. Just so you know.
Alright... Tell me when he's back on his feet.
Will do! It shouldn’t be too long.
sometimes I want to run away
why drown in my sorrows when I can drown in a lake?
I'm always here for you.
oh, don’t worry about him! He’s just feeling philosophical today.
He’s at mine to discuss something, but it ended up becoming a sort of therapy session.. whoops! He’s napping now, if you’re wondering.
Okay good, I was worried for him
He’ll stay here for a couple days, so you won’t be seeing him walking around. Just so you know.
sometimes I want to run away
why drown in my sorrows when I can drown in a lake?
I'm always here for you.
oh, don’t worry about him! He’s just feeling philosophical today.
He’s at mine to discuss something, but it ended up becoming a sort of therapy session.. whoops! He’s napping now, if you’re wondering.
who the hell are you? :)
I’m vincent, who the hell are you?
Uhhhh *offers to shake hands* Not my real name but call me OJ :)
(he shakes your hand)
simpson?
AHAHAHAHAAAA I’m sorry
nice to meet ye, OJ
The yellow folks?
heh. something like that!
I have a feeling I was not entirely correct lol
is it blue folks?
🎶I'm blue dabadee dabadai🎶
no no you were
I was just making a stupid joke
If I was green I would die ~♪
🎶dabadee dabadye🎶if you were green you would die🎶:)
I don’t remember the lyrics but these were fake anyways I’m pretty sure
experiment? *I'm holding a bucket of green paint and a big paint bursh* :D
Wait no. That'd be a too small sample size.
I know who we can paint :]
but they won’t be very cooperative
who? :DDDDD *vibrates with exitement*
we can paint the council!
it’ll be fuuunnnn
oooh! Should we do it like first Aaron then Sauron then the Orion etc or do you have some other order you're thinking about?
whoever we can kidnap find first, I guess!
Orion would probably volunteer, I feel like he’d find this funny
*bursts into 3s office*
Hello motherfucker! :D /affectionate We're painting you green!
*spots Agent Yamanu and Flint and leans in to vincent* Are we painting them green too?
green, you say?
load it up, fucker /aff
leave Yama & Flint alone tho it’s bad for yama’s wings and flint would freak
YAAYYYYYYYY *dunks paint brush into green liquid and starts painting*
Wait hold up do you have a second paint brush for vincent by any chance?
I think I oversaw those wings. oops. Didn't see them before. Mb. tbh wasn't paying much attention either so.
uhh uhm no but you could steal one from Lyca maybe
*hands vincent the brush* brb
*goes look for a paintbush or two at lyca's*
(takes the paintbrush and continues painting Orion)
this is a very green green. damn
*returns with paintbrushes*
green me up cmon
more green
*paints 3 more green*
(spins around a little) cover meeee
*keeps painting until completely covered*
I’m so green
*I turn to vincent* Alright. Who's next?
hmmm… I’m not sure!
Maybe Joey? But we’d need a lot of paint to get him covered
should I go fetch it?
yeaaahh if you can find enough
*returns 20 minutes later with three more buckets* :D
wow, do you just have that lying around?
nah I went to the store. Is it enough?
ahaa okay. That should be more than enough!
ok then! Let's go to the house! :D
yeeesss let’s move!
*I knock on the house's door*
(the door opens by itself, letting OJ and Vincent in)
(mumbling) oh uhhh I didn't expect that. I have a feeling anyone could just rob the place.
Hello? Anybody home?
Oh, hello there! Can I help you?
*holds up paint buckets to show* We're painting O5s green. You in?
Uhmm.. Well, I’m not doing anything else.
But why?
For fun! We tangented.
uhhuh… Okay, sure!
YAY!
*I start painting joey*
This is gonna take a while, isn’t it?
who the hell are you? :)
I’m vincent, who the hell are you?
Uhhhh *offers to shake hands* Not my real name but call me OJ :)
(he shakes your hand)
simpson?
AHAHAHAHAAAA I’m sorry
nice to meet ye, OJ
The yellow folks?
heh. something like that!
I have a feeling I was not entirely correct lol
is it blue folks?
🎶I'm blue dabadee dabadai🎶
no no you were
I was just making a stupid joke
If I was green I would die ~♪
🎶dabadee dabadye🎶if you were green you would die🎶:)
I don’t remember the lyrics but these were fake anyways I’m pretty sure
experiment? *I'm holding a bucket of green paint and a big paint bursh* :D
Wait no. That'd be a too small sample size.
I know who we can paint :]
but they won’t be very cooperative
who? :DDDDD *vibrates with exitement*
we can paint the council!
it’ll be fuuunnnn
oooh! Should we do it like first Aaron then Sauron then the Orion etc or do you have some other order you're thinking about?
whoever we can kidnap find first, I guess!
Orion would probably volunteer, I feel like he’d find this funny
*bursts into 3s office*
Hello motherfucker! :D /affectionate We're painting you green!
*spots Agent Yamanu and Flint and leans in to vincent* Are we painting them green too?
green, you say?
load it up, fucker /aff
leave Yama & Flint alone tho it’s bad for yama’s wings and flint would freak
YAAYYYYYYYY *dunks paint brush into green liquid and starts painting*
Wait hold up do you have a second paint brush for vincent by any chance?
I think I oversaw those wings. oops. Didn't see them before. Mb. tbh wasn't paying much attention either so.
uhh uhm no but you could steal one from Lyca maybe
*hands vincent the brush* brb
*goes look for a paintbush or two at lyca's*
(takes the paintbrush and continues painting Orion)
this is a very green green. damn
*returns with paintbrushes*
green me up cmon
more green
*paints 3 more green*
(spins around a little) cover meeee
*keeps painting until completely covered*
I’m so green
*I turn to vincent* Alright. Who's next?
hmmm… I’m not sure!
Maybe Joey? But we’d need a lot of paint to get him covered
should I go fetch it?
yeaaahh if you can find enough
*returns 20 minutes later with three more buckets* :D
wow, do you just have that lying around?
nah I went to the store. Is it enough?
ahaa okay. That should be more than enough!
ok then! Let's go to the house! :D
yeeesss let’s move!
*I knock on the house's door*
(the door opens by itself, letting OJ and Vincent in)
(mumbling) oh uhhh I didn't expect that. I have a feeling anyone could just rob the place.
Hello? Anybody home?
Oh, hello there! Can I help you?
*holds up paint buckets to show* We're painting O5s green. You in?
Uhmm.. Well, I’m not doing anything else.
But why?
For fun! We tangented.
uhhuh… Okay, sure!
who the hell are you? :)
I’m vincent, who the hell are you?
Uhhhh *offers to shake hands* Not my real name but call me OJ :)
(he shakes your hand)
simpson?
AHAHAHAHAAAA I’m sorry
nice to meet ye, OJ
The yellow folks?
heh. something like that!
I have a feeling I was not entirely correct lol
is it blue folks?
🎶I'm blue dabadee dabadai🎶
no no you were
I was just making a stupid joke
If I was green I would die ~♪
🎶dabadee dabadye🎶if you were green you would die🎶:)
I don’t remember the lyrics but these were fake anyways I’m pretty sure
experiment? *I'm holding a bucket of green paint and a big paint bursh* :D
Wait no. That'd be a too small sample size.
I know who we can paint :]
but they won’t be very cooperative
who? :DDDDD *vibrates with exitement*
we can paint the council!
it’ll be fuuunnnn
oooh! Should we do it like first Aaron then Sauron then the Orion etc or do you have some other order you're thinking about?
whoever we can kidnap find first, I guess!
Orion would probably volunteer, I feel like he’d find this funny
*bursts into 3s office*
Hello motherfucker! :D /affectionate We're painting you green!
*spots Agent Yamanu and Flint and leans in to vincent* Are we painting them green too?
green, you say?
load it up, fucker /aff
leave Yama & Flint alone tho it’s bad for yama’s wings and flint would freak
YAAYYYYYYYY *dunks paint brush into green liquid and starts painting*
Wait hold up do you have a second paint brush for vincent by any chance?
I think I oversaw those wings. oops. Didn't see them before. Mb. tbh wasn't paying much attention either so.
uhh uhm no but you could steal one from Lyca maybe
*hands vincent the brush* brb
*goes look for a paintbush or two at lyca's*
(takes the paintbrush and continues painting Orion)
this is a very green green. damn
*returns with paintbrushes*
green me up cmon
more green
*paints 3 more green*
(spins around a little) cover meeee
*keeps painting until completely covered*
I’m so green
*I turn to vincent* Alright. Who's next?
hmmm… I’m not sure!
Maybe Joey? But we’d need a lot of paint to get him covered
should I go fetch it?
yeaaahh if you can find enough
*returns 20 minutes later with three more buckets* :D
wow, do you just have that lying around?
nah I went to the store. Is it enough?
ahaa okay. That should be more than enough!
ok then! Let's go to the house! :D
yeeesss let’s move!
*I knock on the house's door*
(the door opens by itself, letting OJ and Vincent in)
(mumbling) oh uhhh I didn't expect that. I have a feeling anyone could just rob the place.
Hello? Anybody home?
Oh, hello there! Can I help you?
*holds up paint buckets to show* We're painting O5s green. You in?
Uhmm.. Well, I’m not doing anything else.
But why?
who the hell are you? :)
I’m vincent, who the hell are you?
Uhhhh *offers to shake hands* Not my real name but call me OJ :)
(he shakes your hand)
simpson?
AHAHAHAHAAAA I’m sorry
nice to meet ye, OJ
The yellow folks?
heh. something like that!
I have a feeling I was not entirely correct lol
is it blue folks?
🎶I'm blue dabadee dabadai🎶
no no you were
I was just making a stupid joke
If I was green I would die ~♪
🎶dabadee dabadye🎶if you were green you would die🎶:)
I don’t remember the lyrics but these were fake anyways I’m pretty sure
experiment? *I'm holding a bucket of green paint and a big paint bursh* :D
Wait no. That'd be a too small sample size.
I know who we can paint :]
but they won’t be very cooperative
who? :DDDDD *vibrates with exitement*
we can paint the council!
it’ll be fuuunnnn
oooh! Should we do it like first Aaron then Sauron then the Orion etc or do you have some other order you're thinking about?
whoever we can kidnap find first, I guess!
Orion would probably volunteer, I feel like he’d find this funny
*bursts into 3s office*
Hello motherfucker! :D /affectionate We're painting you green!
*spots Agent Yamanu and Flint and leans in to vincent* Are we painting them green too?
green, you say?
load it up, fucker /aff
leave Yama & Flint alone tho it’s bad for yama’s wings and flint would freak
YAAYYYYYYYY *dunks paint brush into green liquid and starts painting*
Wait hold up do you have a second paint brush for vincent by any chance?
I think I oversaw those wings. oops. Didn't see them before. Mb. tbh wasn't paying much attention either so.
uhh uhm no but you could steal one from Lyca maybe
*hands vincent the brush* brb
*goes look for a paintbush or two at lyca's*
(takes the paintbrush and continues painting Orion)
this is a very green green. damn
*returns with paintbrushes*
green me up cmon
more green
*paints 3 more green*
(spins around a little) cover meeee
*keeps painting until completely covered*
I’m so green
*I turn to vincent* Alright. Who's next?
hmmm… I’m not sure!
Maybe Joey? But we’d need a lot of paint to get him covered
should I go fetch it?
yeaaahh if you can find enough
*returns 20 minutes later with three more buckets* :D
wow, do you just have that lying around?
nah I went to the store. Is it enough?
ahaa okay. That should be more than enough!
ok then! Let's go to the house! :D
yeeesss let’s move!
*I knock on the house's door*
(the door opens by itself, letting OJ and Vincent in)
(mumbling) oh uhhh I didn't expect that. I have a feeling anyone could just rob the place.
Hello? Anybody home?
Oh, hello there! Can I help you?