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What's with the hot bassist from the British band and BN? Lesbos?

Yes.

Okay, so BN's totally done this Brit, hasn't she? I mean, you can't blame her, but honestly who in their right mind would pick him over CM? I can totally see why CM's pissed at him...

tbh he probably doesn't care.

He loves it.

Okay, but it's not funny if Jonah's actually gay.

What was said about Don Carlos Armando Fabian Cruz Moreno earlier is NOT TRUE. -- GG

I let my readers choose what they believe, oh mysterious "GG".

What's with the last ask?

There have been rumors for a while now that Jonah's gay. Like... I posted about it a few months back and at first everyone was totally just kidding cos he's bffs with a fag but then things started to get weird and now it's like, pretty much 100% positive that he's fucking Arthur. But now like, everyone's throwing "gay" everywhere, and recently Charlie Moreno has gotten caught up in the stickiness of the faggot goo with his flamboyant behavior and ardent appreciation of salsa music, and this appears to be further "evidence" for that cause. Because if anything makes you look less gay (and spreads justice) it's calling other people gay.

You know who's hot/not gay?

Dr. Geraint Wyn Gordon

#//i changed his name a little #hope it's okay

Just wanted to say that Charlie Moreno definitely asked me out on a date. And not a bro date either but like a real date. He told me I was sexy and asked me out to dinner and is a damn manipulator on top of all that. He's also pretty damn curious about bros doing things with other bros... So yeah. Thought people would probably enjoy this. Just givin em what they want and takin Moreno down one step at a time! Bullying has gotta end.

How about one of you isn't gay?

I heard Jonah Schmidt cried in third grade when he got a kickball in the face and lost his last baby tooth.

You're lying.

MORE DIRT ON JONAH SHIT (NO I DON'T MEAN SCHMIDT JAJAJA): In the third grade, he was seen picking his nose in the sandpit. If you think I'm joking, think again, basic bitches. It was fucking ratchet.

Okay. I've got some really scandalous gossip. You basic bitches probably aren't ready for it. But here it goes anyway since it MUST be told. In the third grade, I actually WATCHED and WITNESSED as Jonah Schmidt, while struggling to undo his tiny trousers (which were actually oversized khakis) and flip his little member out (yeah it was PUNY) actually pissed like all over the fucking wall since he couldn't hold it anymore. RAUNCHY. AS. SHIT. Let's shun him.

Please specify which bathroom wall so I can go lick it.

onfire-within

Hey… Look, Jonah isn’t into me, let alone boys at all. The 11-year-old Arthur is like, exploding with joy at you saying that but it isn’t true. So just rejoice and shit b/c the gorgeous golden boy hasn’t “converted” or w/e. Any girl would be mad lucky to have him.

oakvalegossip-blog

um I don't know what rock you live under but Jonah is grade A queer

who actually follows arthur's blog lol

idk Jonah

onfire-within

So now you say I’m hot enough to turn the good ones? If only, lol x

oakvalegossip-blog

I have no idea why Jonah's into you, you lucky bastard, but you must have something.

Any recent updates?

Well, if you follow Arthur's blog you probably have seen most of the drama. Brianna and Jonah went on a date too, and I can't wait to see what Charlie thinks of that.

onfire-within

Nice try, buster x

oakvalegossip-blog

Stop turning all the good ones.

onfire-within

One of many holiday captures by the darling Avery Cassidy.

An exceptionally warm afternoon by the Oakvale pier.

We attempted to capture how it’s brunets that truly have more fun. Wanted to have it on record for reassurance if I hated my new dye job. Look at that gorgeous grin on the dark-haired fella, and how miserable the blond one is! Couldn’t be clearer, right?? And hey, it proves to be true since I’m loving my new brown locks, courtesy of my guy. Let it be known: blond is overrated. ;) Maddox is keepin it real this winter. x

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What the absolute fuck has this dashboard boiled down to these days?

Seriously, we’re all how old, guys? Well, if we’re on this website, we should at least be over thirteen, but I’m pretty sure we’re all relatively teenage-to-young-adult boys and girls in these parts. And this is what we’ve come down to? Borderline obsession about the sexuality and sex life of three people? Psychological warfare? “You should have died” messages?

Honestly, whoever is ring-leading this disgusting act should not only be ashamed, but should really check him/her/themselves. Ignorance is one thing, but this whole mess that’s been happening lately is a whole new level of disgusting. Maybe you should sort out your own life problems before trying to seed your way into someone else’s—and, trust me, whoever you are, I’m positive that you have a lot of your own life problems.

Also, if we’re going to be bombarding people with homophobic slurs, how about we do a thorough job and not just harass a select few people to a breaking point. There are more “faggots” and “ass-lickers” around you than you probably think. We’re everywhere and if you think that you can scare us all into hiding, you’re sadly mistaken.

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I'm sorry you're so butthurt that none of us give a fuck about your shitty-ass life, Cam.

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