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bigboysdrinkmilk

machinecreature

enbyofdionysos

I got further into the council of Elrond and the dwarves are fucking ride or die man

gazpachoandbooks

OP you can't leave this in the tags

lenin-it-to-win-it

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me…

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

prequelsnet

star wars: prequels incorrect quotes (2/?)

insp

manny-jacinto

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

twilightbimbo

eroscestlavie

Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character

eroscestlavie

yes mama…

penny-anna

also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum

Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road

penny-anna

Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!

Hobbits:

Hobbits: what

tehri

i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate

penny-anna

LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons

Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now

Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here

Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’

tehri

TRASH PANDA HOBBITS

@auraboo THE LEGACY OF FATTY MCFAT LIVES ON

penny-anna

Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now

Legolas: do they… know where they are going

Aragorn: I sure hope so

penny-anna

Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel

Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious

uhtcearemorning

Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?

Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.

Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.

penny-anna

Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??

Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do

Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh

Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face

penny-anna

Witch King: no living man can kill me - AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH

Eowyn: *stab*

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

5ummit

Anakin Skywalker in Revenge of the Sith + Text Posts

truuskn

the trial of ahsoka tano, the true version

jail for ahsoka! jail for ahsoka for bringing her father and brother to a heart attack!

papanowo

i find it kinda silly that [almost] nobody acknowledges how boba shares a face with like a super legendary army

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Bonus TCW concept art:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

aniseandspearmint

tfw you’re bothering a cat but not enough for it to MOVE so it just looks Disapprovingly at you

is-this-cat-video-cute

I would just like to point out. The ears are pointing forward. The cat’s sprawling out more as the bowl is shimmied as opposed to getting up to try and get out. That expression is hardly what i’d call disappointment. It’s actually enjoying being gently jostled! Can’t explain why, though. Could be the soothing jiggling motions, like how we sit in a vibrating massage chair sometimes. Or maybe it just sees this as an amusement part ride of sorts. Whatever it is, i can tell the cat is very relaxed and trusting of the person holding it in the bowl. I rate this VERY cute!