"I thought people were too busy shagging their own bloody neighbours to care who gets into whose pants. It’s ridiculous, it is. While I don’t put full blame on you lot, Archie, you could just choose not to print it, you know.”
Regardless, it's what those neighbors want to read about. Well, no, not if I want to keep my job. Cuffe does love his gossip - he practically doesn't post anything that doesn't have a bit.











