brozone hcs because the brainrot is real and i love them all so much mwah mwah (except they’re mostly about john dory because i just love him so much 😖)
john dory 100% calls the toilet a shitter (every time i think of this i giggle)
john dory is dyslexic and struggled to write songs for the band when he was younger and he didn’t stop until he finally had them down
they have karaoke parties at bruce & sons when it’s closed for the evening and it’s just the brothers
branch hates it when they fight
floyd & jd move to pop village, floyd moves into the bunker with branch and john dory stays in rhonda but is always near the bunker & he spends the night there sometimes
branch is closest to jd & floyd
branch’s second favourite brother is john dory but he refuses to admit it
john dory has 100% definitely been arrested before
john dory knows the rasputin dance and will most definitely put on a show when it’s put on at parties
bruce listens to 50 dad music
john dory is lowkey scared of ghosts and hates it when branch tells ghost stories in the bunker when it’s dark in there
john dory is the father (figure) branch never had & he hates to admit it
for the first like 6 months on branch’s life jd was his favourite and he would only stop crying if he was in his hair/ if he was holding him
they’re really good at acapella
john dory cries watching the titanic
once a month they’ll all either stay in the bunker or vacay island and they have a family game night & it always gets really competitive (usually between jd and clay, bruce had to intervene before the board game gets snapped in two)
their mum was eaten before trollstice by a bergen that broke into the cage guarding the troll tree when branch was still an egg & their dad was a total d!ck so he didn’t really care, not long after he left jd to look after all his brothers and then like probably a week later branch hatched
speaking of their mum, jd was a total mummy’s boy idc
it wasn’t until branch was about four months old that they moved in with rosiepuff so she could help out
bruce was in a musical (iykyk)
john dory can play the guitar
clay reads before he goes to bed and won’t until he’s read at least 50 pages
bruce is the type of guy to tell everyone they can’t eat their food until he’s taken pictures of it if they’re at a restaurant that isn’t his. it always ends in bruce scolding them as they all get tired of waiting and start eating
clay has an insane amount of sweater rompers
floyd subconsciously sings to himself when he’s anxious- it’s something he picked up when in the diamond while velvet & veneer had him captive
the goggles & glove are a comfort thing for jd
clay can beatbox but he doesn’t like doing it because “it’s not serious”
john dory and branch are always in sync one way or another and they don’t even realise it half the time
jd really wants kids but is worried he’ll mess that family up just like he messed his family up when brozone broke up
SORRY FOR THE LACK OF CLAY & FLOYD 😣 i’m gonna come up with some more hcs not only for them but for jd and my oc rhea (i’ll have to write abt her bc i can’t draw for shit 💔)
germansingergirl
jacobvanloon
dailybridgerton
dededos
annaxmalina
theartofmadeline
izzy806
