[obi-tew]

In an Italian restaurant in italy and all i can think about is bloodymary

[forasecondtherewedwon]

Tumblr is such a magical place. The mature content filter is shielding me from photos of ballgowns, but you better believe I've seen the entire uncensored ass of those hockey guys every day this week.

[obi-tew]

Not even joking I got flashed by this guy who had his ENTIRE DICK AND BALLS OUT but I get things labeled "mature content" and its just two characters looking vaguely like they were making out

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[obi-tew]

Except I would hang my friends out to dry if I ever caught wind of them buying from shein or temu

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[obi-tew]

I want the bear diet

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[obi-tew]

I want to ride trains and busses and boats places

Cars make me nauseous

[obi-tew]

If they don't release the 6 hour cut of project hail mary and a directors cut of iron lung with markiplier in the corner on ITS OWN DVD im going to riot

[moodnor]

Eva's POV

Im halfway through the book rn and im so obsessed it's crazy

[obi-tew]

If only museums had REAL art

[ratchet9cooper]

On Bloodmary, I think if we’re all loud enough about this ship we can trick a major studio into greenlighting a film co starring Ryan Gosling and Markiplier.

[obi-tew]

Markiplier better get on that movie making grind again or he's being thrown to the wolves

[kokica1]

Thank you to the artists that draw Grace and/or Simon with muscles.

Thank you to the artists that draw Grace and/or Simon with age in their faces.

Thank you to the artists that draw Grace and/or Simon with their big frames / heights.

Thank you to the artists that draw Grace and/or Simon with the plenty of facial hair.

Thank you to the artists that draw Grace and/or Simon with their age lines.

Thank you to the artists that draw Grace and/or Simon with the veins in their arms.

No shade, really, but some of y'all seem to be allergic to drawing these grown ass men like grown ass men? I'm not sure why. Twinks are great but there's something just as attractive and beautiful about age, competence, and raw strength that these two men (and actors) encompass.

These are very handsome guys. I'd love to see more art reflecting that.

[obi-tew]

Great googly moogly why does he have the biggest boobs ever

[wraithillustrates]

Just read that fic mentioned in your last ask - do we think Grace would be the kind of guy to moan "yep, yep, yep" during sex

I think hes the type of guy to say “here comes the money shot” when he finishes

thats just me tho🤷‍♀️

[imactuallylucifer]

Early 2000s style YouTube ship vids

The world is healing

[obi-tew]

Flashbacks to when I'd read narusasu doujinshis on YouTube and watch their edits because I had nowhere else to go

[otasunegaybuttsex]

Not a big grocky fan but sometimes I laugh to myself imagining how people write the smut fics of them, like wtf does Rocky even say legit all I can think of is him just saying, “amaze amaze amaze” or trying to dirty talk in that voice and it kills me

[obi-tew]

Smut fic and its rocky going "amaze amaze amaze" when grace finishes

[siin-07]

I've been having trouble drawing on procreate so I decided to try out the (iPad) notes app and the pencil brush is really good.

[obi-tew]

Jeffrey thankyou x yandere markiplier am I a genius or am I a genius

[sp8ce-queen]

BIIIIG stretch

full image here 18+

[obi-tew]

I expect him to have cottoncandy pink underwear and a tramp stamp now and I will be VERY disappointed if he does not

[obi-tew]

Watching iron lung instead of the window while driving through the Italian countryside (it looks like California but 5% greener)

[mirimalt]

🎀

based on tweets: 1 & 2

[obi-tew]

I expect this exact thing to happen when I watch this movie

[worraarts]

the star sticker on his face is for his adult acne - (click for better quality ☆ )

a gift for @birdbyrne ; for a fellow skeleton freak

[birdbyrne]

AHAHAHAHASGDHHFBDNJF THIS IS SO AWESOME I LOVE THIS SM ❤️❤️❤️ i love that sweater omg

[obi-tew]

Sans iron lung simon undertale deltarune