We are pleased to officially announce this years’ very first Obianidala Week! Starting on Sunday, May 21st to Saturday, May 27th, we will be celebrating the Prequels Trio, Obi-Wan/Anakin/Padmé in any and all mediums we can (fics, art, moodboards, videos, etc.).
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Here’s the calendar for the week days and their prompts:
Note: You’re not meant to meet all the options for each day, you can mix and match or play with them however you wish.
DAY 1 (May 21st):
Authors: Canon Divergence // Fate // “Please, don’t do this”
Artists: Favorite looks // Blue // Love language(s)
DAY 2 (May 22d):
Authors: Disney Film AU // Longing // “No. It’s your fault. I just want to say I’m sorry”
Artists: Favorite film // Family // Dark
DAY 3 (May 23rd):
Writing: Fake Dating // Sand // “You’re jealous, aren’t you?”
Art: Historical AU // Stewjon // Spooning
DAY 4 (May 24th):
Writing: Modern/Normal Life AU // Blood // “Shh, be quiet”
Art: Mafia AU // Green // First
DAY 5 (May 25th):
Writing: Fantasy (Mermaid, Vampires, Pirates, Fairies, etc) AU // Travel // “My sadness is contagious”
Art: Royal AU // Pink // Domestic
DAY 6 (May 26th):
Writing: Role Reversal // Illness // “Is it you? Or have they come to take me away?”
Art: De-age // Red // Ghost
DAY 7 (May 27th):
Free day
Extra prompts to swap:
- Drowning
- Restrained
- Fall
- Fire
- Betrayal
- Diversion
- Healing
- Pride
- Keeping
- Balance
All creations should be posted under the tag #ObianidalaWeek2023 within its first five tags so we can have it show up there. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
Sugardaddy/sugarbaby relationship but the one with money is an annoying 23 year old who like, made a successful app in college or something, and the poor one is a 40-something single dad with medical debt who was just 'made redundant' at his soul-killing job. Mmmmm-hmmmm.... Thinking about this.
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As we are pleased to officially announce this years’ very first Obianidala Week that will be starting on Sunday, May 21st to Saturday, May 27th, celebrating the Prequels Trio, Obi-Wan/Anakin/Padmé in any and all mediums we can (fics, art, moodboards, videos, etc.), we bring to you the more spicy version of the event
SFW option || Read the carrd for more info || Ask us anything
Here’s the calendar for the week days and their smutty prompts:
Note: You’re not meant to meet all the options for each day, you can mix and match or play with them however you wish. You can also take from the SFW prompts.
DAY 1 (May 21st): Dom/sub // “Sleep is overrated. I have better ideas”
DAY 2 (May 22d): Mommy/Daddy kink // “They can’t believe I made you two weak”
DAY 3 (May 23rd): Pegging/Strap-on // “This is an irresponsible use of the Force”
DAY 4 (May 24th): Breeding kink // “You’re all mine and I’m not sharing”
DAY 5 (May 25th): Voyeurism // “I dreamt of this, you know?”
DAY 6 (May 26th): Pillow Prince(ss) // “I want you to feel us for days”
DAY 7 (May 2th): Free Day
All creations should be posted under the tag #ObianidalaWeek2023 within its first five tags so we can have it show up there.
Ps. In the case your type of work falls under the Dead Dove: Do not Eat category, please tag accordingly to avoid causing others discomfort
As far as I know, there aren’t currently any active obianidala-centric discord servers. The one I’m in hasn’t been active since 2018 unfortunately. (Most of the star wars discords i’m in fizzled out around that time tbh)
If any of our followers know of an obianidala-centric/-friendly discord server, please do share!!
(In the meantime, if you have any random obianidala thoughts, feel free to share them here! I know we haven’t been very active for a long time, but back in the day this blog really thrived on collaboration and community 💕)
• Obi-Wan Kenobi is a spy for the mysterious organisation called the Jedi
• He is charming, well dressed, and always gets what he wants
• He is the ploitest person anyone will ever meet, but he’s also skilled at crafting vicious insults
• He’s the perfect gentleman spy
• Obi-Wan is sent by the Jedi Council to find Anakin Skywalker, his former partner turned thief
• Anakin is reckless and impulsive and doesn’t follow orders well
• He is an excellent lock-picker and and has a penchant for getting himself into dangerous situations, especially car chases
• Anakin has accidentally stolen a thumb drive supposedly containing top secret information about the Sith, the Jedi’s rival organisation hellbent on taking over the world
• There's rumours that information on who Darth Sidious, the leader of the Sith, really is is also contained in this drive
• And Obi-Wan is not the only one looking for it
• Padme Amidala, a highly skilled assassin, also plans on taking it from Anakin
• She’s calculating and deceptively dangerous
• She knows exactly how to play people and she can either stand out or blend in with crowd depending on what the job demands
• Put simply, she is the best at what she does
• Anakin and Padme have run into each other a few times before, building up a flirty rivalry
• And this time is no different
• She finds him in a casino playing poker (his game of choice) and he offers to buy her a drink
• He asks what job she's here to do and she lies, hiding the fact that she's actually after him
• Anakin knew the first time he met her that he had feelings for her and he has tried not to let that blind him
• But it still does, and he accepts her lie at face value, believing that she wouldn’t betray him or come after him
• One thing leads to another and they end spending the night together
• Was sleeping with her target necessary? No. But did she want to? Maybe … but she pushes the thought aside
• When Padme wakes up, she briefly considers completing her job and killing Anakin but she can't bring herself to do it
• She hates to admit it to herself but he's very charming and he looks so pretty when he's sleeping and … oh no, she's not just attracted to him, she thinks that she might actually have feelings for him
• Not wanting to entertain this idea for too long, she searches Anakin’s hotel room, finds the drive and leaves
~~~
• Anakin is greeted by Obi-Wan when he wakes up
• He's not exactly pleased to see his old partner and Obi-Wan tells him that he didn’t ask to be assigned this mission
• The Jedi Council thought that Anakin would be more cooperative if they sent someone he knew to convince him to hand over the drive
• Anakin, completely oblivious to how important the drive is, asks what the Jedi want with it
• Obi-Wan just sighs and says that all Anakin needs to know is that the Jedi are willing to pay him well for it
• Anakin asks what will happen if he doesn't take the money, and Obi-Wan says his orders are to take it by force
• Anakin reluctantly agrees and goes to retrieve the drive, only to find it missing
• Anakin doesn't want to believe that Padme would use him like that but Obi-Wan reminds him that no one else could have taken it
• They begin tracking down Padme but come to a dead end pretty quickly
• She's been doing this for a long time and knows how to avoid being seen
• So they visit one of Obi-Wan’s sketchier contacts, Hondo
• Hondo won't tell them anything so Anakin makes a bet with him
• If he wins a round of poker, Hondo will help them find Padme, and if Anakin loses, Hondo can have Anakin’s beloved motorcycle
• Anakin, being a very skilled poker player, wins and Obi-Wan is proud of his former partner
• He also starts to feel other emotions, stronger emotions that he pushes aside in an attempt to focus on the job at hand
• Hondo admits that Padme came to him for help
• Apparently the drive is heavily encrypted and she asked if he knew any expert hackers
• He gave her a name but warned her that this guy wasn't all that trustworthy, but she was willing to risk it
• He tells Anakin and Obi-Wan where to find her
~~~
• Padme is waiting for the hacker in a fancy bar
• Obi-Wan suggests that he should approach her while Anakin keeps an eye out for the guy she's supposed to meet
• Anakin is not happy about this and wants to confront her himself
• Obi-Wan says that’s the reason he shouldn’t talk to her, he’s far too emotional at the moment
• So Anakin is left outside, grumbling to himself
• Obi-Wan approaches Padme and, of course, uses his 'negotiation tactics’ (aka flirting)
• Padme, already knowing Obi-Wan’s reputation, flirts right back at him
• He buys them both a drink, champagne for her and a whisky for himself before talking business
• He makes her the same offer he made Anakin, would she consider handing the drive over to the Jedi in exchange for money?
• She refuses and tells him that she's been looking for this information for a long time and began to give up hope that it even existed, so no amount of money could convince her to just give it up
• Meanwhile, Anakin spots a suspicious looking guy with strange tattoos hovering by the back exit, staring at him
• Anakin approaches him and taunts him, saying it's rude to stare
• The guy pulls Anakin into the back alley and they have a brief fight until Anakin is knocked unconscious by someone else
• He's taken away by the men while Obi-Wan and Padme are still inside
• Obi-Wan eventually reveal that he is working with Anakin to retrieve the drive and Padme tells him to invite him inside
• She feels guilty about stealing from Anakin and would like to apologise
• Obi-Wan goes to fetch Anakin from outside but he is nowhere to be found
• He returns and tells Padme who suggests that they split up and look for him
• Obi-Wan is unwilling to let her out of his sight so they search together
• They find nothing so they decide to check the security cameras
• Padme distracts the security guard while Obi-Wan sneaks into the monitor room
• He watches the fight and identifies the attacker as Maul, a Sith agent
• He sees Anakin being dragged away and feels a rush of panic, worrying about his old partner
• Even though he can't see the face of the other man, Obi-Wan suspects that it's Dooku, Maul’s mentor, and his concern for Anakin increases
• He rejoins Padme and tells her what he saw
• She suggests that they lay low while they figure out a plan and offers up one of her safehouses
~~~
• While they rest and try to plan, Obi-Wan asks why she’s so interested in the drive
• Padme opens up to him about the Sith destroying her chances at a career in politics, so she’s dedicated to taking them down
• Obi-Wan asks why she didn’t just join the Jedi and she reminds him that the Council is known for randomly assigning missions so she might not get her chance
• And besides, she prefers doing things on her own and not having to rely on other people too much
• She jokes that she opened up to him so now he has to open up to her
• He asks her what she wants to know and she asks about his relationship with Anakin
• Obi-Wan tells her that, after becoming partners, he and Anakin briefly had a relationship
• But eventually the stress of being part of the Jedi and having to follow all their rules became too much for Anakin and he left
• He had tried to convince Obi-Wan to come with him but Obi-Wan had dedicated his life to the Jedi and he didn’t know what he would do if he wasn’t part of that anymore
• So he stayed and now Anakin resents him and he’s not sure if he can fix their relationship
• Padme says that Anakin talks about him a lot and she reassures him that Anakin doesn’t hate him, he’s just upset because the last time they spoke was a horrible argument
• She even implies that Anakin still has feelings for Obi-Wan
• Obi-Wan listens to her talk so fondly about Anakin and realises that she also has feelings for Anakin
• The next morning, they go to see Ahsoka, another former Jedi agent
• She is a brilliant hacker and is still friends with both Obi-Wan and Anakin and will do favours for them occasionally
• They ask if she can decrypt the drive and she warns them that it will take time
• They tell her that Anakin has been captured by the Sith and they have a plan to rescue him, but they need the drive decrypted
• She promises it will be done as soon as possible and insists on coming with them to rescue Anakin
~~~
• Meanwhile, Anakin is being tortured by Maul who thinks he still has drive
• But Anakin is stubborn and refuses to tell Maul the truth, that Padme has the drive
• He doesn’t want to put her or Obi-Wan in danger
• Dooku also tries but fails
• Eventually Obi-Wan and Padme arrive to rescue Anakin with Ahsoka as back up
• Obi-Wan and Padme face off against Maul and Dooku and a fierce fight ensues
• Ahsoka sneaks past the fighting to free Anakin and they attempt to escape
• But it's slow going because Anakin is badly injured
• Maul spots them escaping and chases them down
• He takes the drive from Ahsoka and they make a speedy exit, making it look like they've lost the fight
• Anakin asks why they didn’t fight to get the drive back and they reveal to him that the drive Maul has is a blank copy
• They explain how Ahsoka decrypted the real drive and then they gave it to Bail Organa, a Senator and friend of Padme’s, who has been secretly helping her in her mission to destroy the Sith
• Bail has already delivered the real drive to the Jedi Council
• Anakin relaxes then, pleased that the mission wasn’t all for nothing
• Obi-Wan jokingly asks Padme if working with others was all that bad and she laughs, replying that she could get used to it
~~~
• A few days later, Obi-Wan has to present his report to the Council
• He makes sure to give the others their credit and make it clear that he couldn’t have completed the mission alone
• He is assigned to use the information on the drive to finish the job and take down the Sith
• He refers to his report and says that the Sith are not enemies to be taken on alone
• He says that he would need a team and suggests making Padme agent
• That way, she can continue her mission while also having access to a wider range of resources
• The Council agree to this
• He also suggests reinstating Anakin as an agent but the Councill are hesitant
• Obi-Wan argues that Anakin knows the case well and is dedicated to whatever mission he is assigned
• He also reminds the Council that Anakin was tortured and stll didn’t give up the drive
• The Council are still unsure but concede to allowing him to join Obi-Wan’s team as a consultant
• Ahsoka is offered the chance to be reinstated as an agent but she turns it down
• However, she and Bail do promise Obi-Wan that they will be there if the team needs their help
~~~
• Obi-Wan and Padme meet with Anakin who is recovering from his wounds
• He wishes them luck in their mission and tries to leave but they stop him, telling him that the Council have allowed him to work with them as consultant
• And anyway, they need him on the team because he has skills they don’t have
• Neither of them can pick locks, ride motorcycles, and play poker as well as he can
• Padme also mentions that they want to work with him because they love him
• Anakin is confused and they explain that the two of them had a heart to heart before Obi-Wan presented his report
• They discussed the fact that they all have feelings for each other and they wanted to see if they could make something work between the three of them, if he wants to
• Anakin happily agrees and they decide that taking down the Sith can wait one night
One of my dearest and most long-held obianidala headcanons is simply this; that Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala are absolutely feral about Obi Wan Kenobi.
Think this through. On their own, Anakin and Padme are the impulsive, not-so-closeted-romantic, all-in, ride-or-die, obsessed-beyond-the-point-of-mental-stability type. They are not the most rational people when it comes to matters of love - Padme is a little more lowkey about it, but she is just as bad as Anakin - she had a full on gown prepared for their secret only-attended-by-droids wedding. Unhinged behaviour.
So all that energy, times two, directed at Obi Wan, who frankly does not value himself enough? (read: at all)
Chaos. Madness. Insanity and hijinks of the highest order.
Oh, you don’t think that Obi Wan is objectively the most attractive, smartest, most morally upright person in the galaxy? Buckle the fuck up, Padme has a speech prepared. Anakin has made an accompanying powerpoint - with pictures and animations.
If Obi Wan is sad? They’re making it better, or else. Obi Wan has been running himself ragged? Oh look! Senator Amidala and Knight Skywalker have just manhandled him onto a cruiser for a week in Naboo - very serious Political Business - no they can’t be reached, no not even by the Council, k bye.
Oh wait, someone has kidnapped Obi Wan? Anakin and Padme are going after him, immediately. No they aren’t waiting for backup, why would they do that? Obi Wan has been hurt? Just give Anakin and Padme names - it’s fine, I promise they just want to talk.
Feral. Absolutely feral. Not an ounce of restraint or moderation between them.
Meanwhile Obi Wan is just perpetually all “I’m so sorry, they don’t mean it, they aren’t usually like this I swear-”
As far as I know, there aren’t currently any active obianidala-centric discord servers. The one I’m in hasn’t been active since 2018 unfortunately. (Most of the star wars discords i’m in fizzled out around that time tbh)
If any of our followers know of an obianidala-centric/-friendly discord server, please do share!!
(In the meantime, if you have any random obianidala thoughts, feel free to share them here! I know we haven’t been very active for a long time, but back in the day this blog really thrived on collaboration and community 💕)
Okay @forcearama made a post about an Obikin time travel fix-it Speedrun that is HILARIOUS but my Obianidala heart is like "okay but what IF he went to Padme first..."
Like. Obi needs an ally in the Senate to move against Palps on that front, and he KNOWS (in canon!) that she and Anakin have a Thing, so she's a NATURAL CHOICE for both "Operation: Fuck Sheev's Shit Up Politically" AND "Operation: Distract Anakin"...
So like, when she's busy in Clandestine Political Meetings, he's with Anakin, and when he's in Jedi Council meetings, she's with Anakin, so, oops, SO SORRY Chancellor, Anakin is TOO BUSY getting the noise fucked out of his head to have Private Mentoring, try again never!
And like, okay, maybe one of those times, Obi-Wan shows up to Padme's apartment for a hand-off and they're still busy so Padme is just like, come on in, I'm almost done, you can have him next, and Anakin finally figures out that they've been coordinating this but he is too blissed out to care overmuch--
Which would make it especially funny if Sheev tries the whole "you know, Kenobi and Amidala have been getting awfully close..." thing and Anakin is just like "I know, it's been amazing" and Sheev's brain just shorts out.
Obianidala au where Obi-wan is engaged to Padme and Anakin, promising to get married to them after the war. But then the war ends with Padme dead and Anakin fallen to the dark side, and so the wedding never happens. Obi-wan gives their daughter to her godfather and does his best to raise their son, alone and in mourning. Years later, as Luke watches Anakin’s funeral pyre burn, he recites an old marriage blessing from Tattooine, in the hopes that his parents can be together in death despite having been torn apart in life.