i think anakin skywalker, space prude despite his denials, and obi-wan kenobi, upstanding galactic citizen and bit of a whore, should dress up all slutty for mission reasons. as a treat.
“You’re nervous,” Obi-Wan says.
“What gave you that idea?” Anakin snarks, still trying to pull his clothing down. He’s never thought of himself as a prude, so suffice to say that though the Council warned him his disguise would be revealing, it is in fact revealing.
Anakin has a good set of legs, and a perfectly nice butt, even if he’s not quite as whipcord strong as he was in his days as a general. He still works out, and regularly. There’s no need for the general public to see this much of him though. The faux-leather pants may actually be inside him by now, having already divided and conquered the cheeks of his ass.
“Centre yourself,” Obi-Wan says, voice calm and patient like it was when Anakin was young (and hadn’t annoyed him into sharp and prissy that day). “Focus only on the here and now. You know our objective. Nothing else matters.”
“Easy for you to say,” Anakin mutters. “You’ve only got your chest out.”
Obi-Wan’s shirt is open to reveal lavish golden jewellery, a dusting of hair, and the hint of toned pectorals. He coughs, grabbing at his collar like an elderly lady clutching her pearls, and Anakin laughs almost in spite of himself. Anakin is leading bulge and butt first, but Obi-Wan is still self-conscious about showing a little skin.
“I concede the outfits are a little much. I fear there are many idle hands during peacetime all-too-eager to make mischief.”
Obi-Wan actually startles at that, face reddening. “Already making fun, I see. This mission is off to a promising start.”
Anakin frowns at him. “I’m not making fun. Now you’re just picking a fight.”