just a small town boy

Sam Evans here. Your resident impressionist and fellow New New Yorker.

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I love walking in the streets of New York

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that beard. #whatscookingoodlookin ����

My dude! I don’t even have to look at you to know that you’re looking good right this moment.  

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flawlessfrannie :

Thank you, Sam. You’re sweet. Do you have anything big coming up party wise? Maybe, but if so, why are they hiding and should we be? I think you’ve been watching too much of The Walking Dead.

Not really. I’m totally not a party planner. I’m not even a party goer. Parties are just not my thing. I totally have MREs and stuff, don’t worry if that’s the case. Wait, have you seen that show before?

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Turned into a beautiful day for #golf after that short storm

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flawlessfrannie :

I’m all for peace and quiet, but things have been a little too quiet around here. It’s almost eerie. I don’t like it. There better not be some big bash that I wasn’t invited to, because a Fabray not being invited is totally unacceptable.

If I was ever holding a bash, I’d totally invite you. Things have been quiet. Maybe people have gone into hiding. Maybe it’s the apocalypse. 

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Good Morning #NYC!!

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the-ryderlynn :

That’s what having an indoor pool is for! To go to when it’s cold outside or just mildly chilly. We totally should because honestly, with how much we jam packed into a few days, I’m having a little bit of withdraws. That would be tons of fun. It was literally perfect weather. Kinda makes me wanna move there. Really? Man I love the cold. At least with the cold you can just pile on more layers and snuggle up by the fire with your lady. 

But sometimes I wanna swim in an outdoor pool. And it’s July, it should just be nice out. It’s like the summer requirements. We can so do it then! Let’s do it! And it’s way closer too! And they have palm trees and stuff, it’s so cool out there. But how can you do anything outside with the cold? It gets cold. I don’t mind being inside with the cold.

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evansstevie :

I have no fucking clue man. Ask twitter, maybe they can explain it better.

Nah, twitter confuses me. People keep telling me that I can put my tweets into one tweet. But why would I do that? Isn’t there a limit? Can you please help me out with Twitter? I don’t know anything.

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madsinthecity :

It was actually super fun! I love answering questions about the show and Lissa, you know, the ones I’m allowed to answer at least. Ew no way, just like, pics and stuff. Someone totes brought fanart and stuff which was cool. 

You probably got a way better pass than Ryder and I. Like one of those cool guest passes. You could sell that on eBay for a lot of money probably. Would you wanna sign someone’s arm? That must’ve been really fun, especially cause Sharpies smell so good. And they showed you the fanart? It’s like you already have a fan group for your show already. 

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climbing-britt :

Whoa…..that sounds like a lot of excited young guys in one place, freaking out over guy things….doing guy stuff. I wish I could’ve been there to observe boys in their natural habitat. Because he is trying to prepare us for this Christmas, it’s probably going to be an awesome Christmas. Did you know Santa is a shape shifter? I can’t believe it’s less then 200 days though, I have to get my tree soon.

And old dudes too. All sorts of dudes, and a lot of girls too. Who actually probably know a lot more than the guys about everything. Does it snow here on Christmas every year? Cause like, that’d be awesome. What does he shape shift into? You have to let them grow for a little while longer before getting them!

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newcomermarley :

Trust me, they are staying shut unless i have all my clothes on. I don’t understand why people are like that, like, they have the internet for things like that….right? Yeah this place is far different then Georgia that’s for sure. You know I can’t say no to ice cream.

Even then, be a little wary. I’m just glad justice is being served. I mean some people are just not that smart? And don’t think that they’ll get caught doing something bad. It’s way different than the peach state. Let’s do it then! It might be a little cold for ice cream but you know what? Ice cream is always good.

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newcomermarley :

Yeah, that and I should probably invest in better curtains and make sure they are closed more often….I just never thought someone would do something like that.

Totally and keep those curtains completely shut. Unless it’s super nice out and you’re fully clothed. People have bad intentions sometimes, it sucks. I hope that this never happens again. New York neighbors are crazy. I can totally bring you some ice cream one day this week to help celebrate this victory.

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climbing-britt :

What is Comic Con? Is it a contest for the best comedian in the world? The weather went form hot to cold, I think that Santa Clause is in the north pole playing with our weather meter…..Christmas is coming soon anyways.

It’s basically a comic convention, but like comic as in comic books. And a lot of shows that are like Sci-Fi, and things of that sort come and make appearances there. Why would he do that to us? Doesn’t he want us to enjoy summer? I actually check the other day! There are less than 200 days till Christmas.

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the-ryderlynn :

Being mad at the weather is totally valid! Dude don’t make me think of Comic Con again, I miss it already. But the weather there was great. 70′s the whole time, I could get used to that. You don’t like the cooler weather? 

I’m just really sad about it. Like I wanna go in the pool and chill but here I am wearing pants and a sweatshirt cause of this weather. We could try to find tix to NYCC. There are a whole lot more comic writer appearances and stuff there too. I miss it already though, too! It wasn’t too hot but it wasn’t too cold, that was the life. I can’t stand the cooler weather, dude. At least in the heat, it’s just hot. I hate the feeling of being cold.

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madsinthecity :

So comic con was like super awesome and fun and great and the fans were really sweet but I’m highkey super glad it’s over because I don’t think the last month of press touring was as jam packed with interviews, photoshoots and autograph signings as those two days were. I’m def about to sleep for like, a week.

Watching panels was exhausting, I couldn’t even imagine being on the other end of that. Did anyone ask you to sign their body parts? Cause like I’ve totally only seen that in movies, so I’ve always wondered if that was true. 

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I just wanna know if it’s acceptable to be mad at the weather. Like last week they day we left for Comic Con, it was almost in the hundreds. Yesterday and today, it was literally like fifty nine degrees when I woke up. What’s with the fifty degree drop? Why is New York weather almost as weird as me? What’s happening?

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newcomermarley :

Update on creepy neighbor guy, he just got busted for having photos of girls in their underwear all over his laptop and now the police want to talk to me. On the upside of all of this, no more creepy neighbor guy….and the pictures have then been deleted.

What? Marls there are literally people like that out there? Good riddance. Hopefully, you’ll get a way better neighbor. One that’s not at all like that.