object likers club

icon: a pokémon mew plush. header: dozens of care bears plushies of multiple colors on shelves

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🌸 welcome to objectum confessions <3

🍏 there will be nsfw content here, so heads up

🦩 default ask message is used when i dont have anything to say in order to go through the asks faster ^ω^

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[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

do you understand

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do any of you guys have objectum headcanons for fictional characters?

[itsapmseymour]

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹 (Source)

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

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mod you're allowed to take time off if you need it...

yeah i know! thank u!

[is-this-objectum]

is it objectum if i have no need to pursue a relationship with an object — but i find the object so gorgeous i feel like the distracted boyfriend meme? i only experience the urge to caress the object lovingly

Yes! Objectum covers all forms of attraction, and you don't need a relationship to be attracted to something ^^

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real quick vent-ish life update, my sister kicked me out of the house we shared with barely any notice (she told me at night that i had to leave by morning or she'd call the police) and ive been+will be staying in hotels and a friend's house now and im under so much stress

im paid VERY, VERY LITTLE for my job as a housekeeper and im looking for a better job so i can maybe afford to rent an apartment or at least help my friend that's been letting me stay over with bills and groceries and stuff bcs right now all of my money is going towards my meds and medical expenses and other things i need and like oh my god im so. sick of it all

this is the second time ive been technically homeless but the first time i was 16 and not afraid of anything and it was summer and i literally slept on top of a blanket on the floor at the cemetery and lived off of cigarettes vodka and chips from the gas station down the block and my job was completely illegal and i didnt have much to worry about and i guess i never realized just how nervewrecking this situation truly is. thankfully i have a friend to stay with most nights, but he lives in another town and its expensive for me to keep going there and back and im afraid i might be running out of money soon ugh at this point im just rambling aimlessly. im sorry and this isnt even like an excuse as to why im not posting or anything, im just scared of everything now and Yeah. whatever

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I run a fictosexual objectum account and it includes alot of characters from old media I watched as a kid. It's frustrating because minors keep getting a hold of it despite my dnis and I only manage to find out after it's too late. I block them, I just really wish it wasn't so common. It genuinely makes me feel like a horrible person. Like i feel dirty seeing them interact with my stuff- which i know is a normal reaction. But i have really bad moral OCD. I don't know whether or not it's something I'm doing wrong. I do the responsible thing and block them when I find out, but I keep mistaking people who don't clarify as adults. Because- the things I post about are like. 90S MEDIA.

look, these people are interacting with you by choice. it means they're fine with it. if they're fine with it, its ok. you're not doing anything wrong. it would be wrong if you went on spaces made for teens and started posting nsfw content some of them might not want to see, but its completely normal for minors to see and interact with such posts by their own volition. not your fault

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ummm i don’t know if this counts as objectum, but i need to get it off my chest

I’ve been obsessed with markers since i was a child, specifically permanent markers/sharpies. it extends way past just using the markers for drawing and writing. I find the idea of huffing/licking/smelling/ingesting, being drawn on with, and taking apart a permanent marker to not only be fascinating but also erotic.

I’m asexual and i don’t like conventional sex. i would never have sex with a person, female or male. but with a sharpie? just looking at a marker makes me very excited and i want to touch it and take it apart and feel every part of it. they feel real to me. i want to kiss the tip. i want to suck it and feel the taste of the marker on my tongue.

i also find different models of markers to be cute. the only ones that turn me on are sharpies, if it doesn’t have a strong smell (or preferably is large in size) i don’t really like it as much. i think dry erase markers are nice but not as sexy as permanent ones. I don’t like washable ones. Alcohol markers can be fun but have to be strong in smell and taste.

I also like chisel tips more than fine ones, because it’s a bigger area for me to touch and stroke. and i like the big caps too—everything about them excites me. is that so wrong? is this objectum or is something just wrong with me entirely?

this sounds very objectum to me! Attraction to (a certain type of) object in its basic sense / definition “what it means to be objectum “ I too am asexual and don’t experience sexual attraction to humans (usually/only in certain cases/times) but can/have experienced sexual attraction to specific objects and concepts! So I feel you on this! Of course you can label yourself however you please, but the experiences you have stated definitely sound like that can easily be labeled/fit into the objectum label.

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Ough my god boots. Has anyone considered.boots. exist. Ahajskabkabskshskj <- so down bad. Grinding on Doc Martens 1460 boots like my life depends on it idont caaare . 🤤

Yesssssss boots are so mazing and cute gotta love them. Doc martens are totally hot yes.

[dog-bat3]

You ever realize your imput would not be appreciated

[obj3ctophiliac]

oh hot MAMA......

[kudeita]

loud pipes

[arcade-confetti]

Soulmate universe + Objectum character. What happens

They are soulmates with an object

They appear as having no soulmate

They have a soulmark or similar but the object doesn't

Starts as no, but gain soulmate status after becoming attached to object

Starts as no, gain soulmate status after becoming attached to object (onesided)

Other

Voting ended onMar 9

There are 1 billion different varieties of soulmate aus out there so this is kinda a hard poll to keep in line 😔. So feel free to ramble if you've got varied answers!

*Objectum is attraction to objects. Romantically, sexually, platonically or otherwise. It doesn't inherently mean perceiving object sentience, but it can for some.

**To clarify. I am specifically imagining inanimate objects rather than living ones. But like I said, tons of nuance here :] you could even imagine that being a soulmate makes an object alive in a sense

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saw this truck from a far while avoiding this specific street on my way back from work and then i remembered i have an objectum blog so i walked into the sexual harassment zone to take a picture of it

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the queue has run out but ive been really busy these past few weeks (health issues, pets, looking for a better job rn also) so i'll get to it asap i guess. in the meantime i'll reblog cool stuff i find