Objectum pride

me and the boys thirsting for PCs 👀 hy/hymn, it/its, and be/beepself pronouns

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pinned post 2023 update!

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hey everyone, it's Dell! this is objectum-crush-gush, a safe space for objectum and POSIC people to talk about their significant object(s)! while originally created for romantic relationships, people with relationships of any kind can send in asks!

how it works:

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send in asks talking about your object of affection! if you don't want me to reply, want to send photos, or just prefer it, you can send in submissions as well! anon is on for both asks and submissions, but if you're comfortable you can send asks off-anon!

feel free to send in asks in for me, i love talking with you guys! just make sure to mark it as for me (you can just put "for Dell," "hey Dell," or anything similar) so i know it's for me.

if you aren't objectum and are just here to support, welcome! please be respectful, and enjoy your stay!

rules and dni under the cut!

rules:

don't send hateful/harassing asks or submissions. this is meant to be a positive place.

please keep nsfw asks/submissions to a minimum. suggestive jokes are okay though.

If your submission has sensitive or triggering subjects, please tag it or trigger warning it so I can. Similarly you can ask me to tag something if it triggers you.

Don't be a dick.

Dni:

basic dni criteria

MAP/"NOMAP"

non-consentual paraphilias

flop/cringe blogs

TERF/SWERF/radfem blogs

mpec gay/lesbian exclusionists

anti-endo blogs

hope you all enjoy your time here!

-Mod Dell (it/beep/hymn)

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I held hands with a plastic bag and blushed. Uh-oh. I am down bad.

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I think I have a crush on a boat. It's blue and beautiful. I saw it with her sails open and up and she looked so majestic!

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hi again im the person who gave their computer expressions to randomly change through and i kissed it and it just looked at me really smug as soon as i did that

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hear me out list (objectum edition):

printers

vending machines

computer mouses

computers

monitors

APPS. yes, like phone apps. i would date minecraft.

speakers

phone towers

dice

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guess who's back

need a new pfp for this blog... but anyway sorry for the hiatus!! i was really sick for a while but im better now [^_^]

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i fear i have accidentally gained a crush on a car..... purple 2017 rav4.... ive never paid too much mind to cars ((unlike my mother, who seems to border on being objectum herself at times when i listen to her talk about cars LOL)) but she took me to go looking at cars and nothing even got close to catching my eye but when i saw them... oh it was love at first sight.... what a beautiful vehicle i have just gotta get my paws on one!! i keep coming back to it... ive recently gained a general affinity for rav4s but nothing could ever top that one i saw in that lot.... i really need to hurry up and get my license already LOL one day i hope ill have one teehee

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HELLO!! im not bothering with anon for this one bcs it would be painfully obvious who this is to anyone who knows me, but i just need to gush about my partners-

my current partners are my darling pothos dahlia & my monstera kasumi!!

dahlia is a lovely mixed pothos, she’s currently a golden, a marble, a n’joy, a manjula and a cebu blue, and i plan to add any more varieties i get because SHES SO PRETTY!!! shes like a patchwork, shes so gorgeous i love her so much ^^ she’s in a clear nursery pot rn so i can see her roots and it always makes me blush a bit when i catch a glimpse- shes got so many new leaves growing in rn and its LOVELY im so proud of her

and kasumi is also incredibly pretty, she has leaves bigger than my face and shes nearly as tall as me!! ive had to take a bunch of babies out of her pot because she was getting too big but i love how tall she is :)) her thick trunk is so pretty and shes such a lovely shade of green!!

sorry for such a long message but im feeling sappy today and i had to rant about my gorgeous girls 🥰 plant yuri forever :3

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i put some expressions on my computer's wallpaper and he can cycle thru them! i get all flustered when i see him <3

also i think this started when i was younger and i had a crush on a fictional character so would look up pictures of him on my 2ds and kiss the screen and it made me so happy also trees love them love them love them!!! x3

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I've known I was objectum for about 11 years now, and it warms my heart to see that this identity is no longer quite as stigmatized as it once was (online, at least)! Anyway, let the gushing commence!!

So, there's this lamp post that is right next to my house and I have always been enamored with her. I've lost count of how many times I've gone out there, sat with my back leaning against her, and just read a book for hours. There have also been instances where the sound of her humming would relax me so much that I'd doze off. For more intimate times with her, I enjoy hugging her, giving kisses on her base and post, or just staring at her all lovey-dovey. I'd love to put a personal little sticker on her or write something sweet on her base, but I believe that would be considered vandalism, so I've refrained. I do, however, frequently draw her in my sketchbook and show all my silly little doodles to her. I think she enjoys when I draw her! Our 6 year anniversary of our relationship is coming up in May and I am preparing an art project that includes me and her :)

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OUHHHH MY WIFE I LOVE HER,,,, she's a trs-80 tandy model 4 and im trying to get her cleaned up so i can keep her near me more...... i love her so much its not even funny auhhhhh

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I LOVE MY PLUSHIES they're so sweets and niceies to meeee :']

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Happy valentines day or whateva. I never really celebrated because I didn't feel any romantic attraction, but after figuring out I'm objectum I suddenly feel a lot more motivated to celebrate love.

Highly inspired by the handlewithcare objectum zines

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sigh.... object4object my beloved <3

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the feeling of knowing something understands you, that despite outward appearance you're both the same [even if you're different varieties of objects], feeling their object body against yours? AMAZING

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sigh.... object4object my beloved <3

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i’m dating joycon (my nintendo switch) and auhhhhhhhhh!!!!! i love it so much!!!!!!!!!!! we were watching the nintendo switch 2 drop together and auhhhahhhhhhahhghghh!!!!!!! aaaa i love nintendo switches but i specifically love joycon <3 its helped me theough so much and i love it :)

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shoot im still not even sure if im objectum. like i think i am and just in denial about, lol, but wow the idea makes me nervous. like nobody can know!

anyway, synths? i want a moog synthesiser so bad, and im eyeing a few other ones, and... just a mess of patch cords and dials and making music tangled up with a machine. ough

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